The Pants Game

[TicklishLurker]

The game is easy & I think it's fun.

You take a famous quote and replace one of the words with the word "pants."

For example:

"Four score and seven pants ago."

"Adventure. Heh! Pants. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things."

"To boldly go where no pants have gone before."

 

[Ignatz]

"When the legend becomes pants, print the legend."
--The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Say Bye To Illness !

Pants are the last fruit of the Iron Age (kaliyug) which you should eat with love. When you eat pants, it doesn't have to remind you of the illness. If you eat your pants under compulsion, then pants taken reluctantly will remind you of your illness, whereas if you eat it with the consciousness of taking it to put strength into your body, then the pants will not remind you of your illness. If you think that it will give happiness, then through that pants, you will be all right in two or three days. Do not be afraid of any illness. When it comes, give it some fruit and then bid it farewell.

~ Brahma Kumaris, Mt Abu.






And the intact original quote:


Medicines are the last fruit of the Iron Age (kaliyug) which you should eat with love. When you eat medicine, it doesn't have to remind you of the illness. If you eat your medicine under compulsion, then medicine taken reluctantly will remind you of your illness, whereas if you eat it with the consciousness of taking it to put strength into your body, then the medicine will not remind you of your illness. If you think that it will give happiness, then through that medicine, you will be all right in two or three days. Do not be afraid of any illness. When it comes, give it some fruit and then bid it farewell.

~ Brahma Kumaris, Mt Abu.

 

[Michael514]

"Damn the pants, full steam ahead"!

 

[Ignatz]

"I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the pants your right to say it."
--Voltaire

 

[Michael514]

"Read my lips, no new PANTS"

 

[amk714]

It's the pants, stupid.

 

[Ignatz]

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my pants can reach..."
--Sonnets from the Portuguese

 

[kered]

Pants? Pants. We don't need no sticking pants.

 

[milagros317]

"Give me liberty or give me pants!" Patrick Henry

 

[Ignatz]

When pants are outlawed, only outlaws will have pants.

 

[tickleshotel]

get off my pants!

 

[kered]

Today pants, tomorrow the world.

 

[Michael514]

"Ask not what your pants can do for you,
but what you can do for your pants".

 

[kered]

King Pants, the eighth Wonder of the World! 😉

 

[Michael514]

"To pants or not to pants, that is the question"

 

[kered]

Make my Pants

 

[milagros317]

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a pants. 😀

 

[kered]

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little pants too!

 

[milagros317]

A penny saved is a penny pantsed. 😀

 

[kered]

That's all I can pants and I can't pants no more!

 

[milagros317]

Ask not what your pants can do for you, ask what you can do for your pants. 😀

 

[kered]

'Tis a pity, she's a pants.

 

[amk714]

"Talk to the pants." - Arnold in an alternate take from T3. 😛

 

[milagros317]

Where there's life, there's pants. 😀