The Pants Game

[milagros317]

One small step for a man, one gian leap for pants. -Neil Armstrong

 

[Ignatz]

"Have pants--Will travel."

 

[Mz Chaos]

My pants runneth over.
Pants plump when you cook them.
Ring around the pants!
Say no to pants.
"Why don't you go jump in the pants?"
Put down the pants and back away.
Pants You!
One flew over the Cuckoos Pants.
"Quoth the Raven... Never Pants."
"Looking for pants in all the wrong places..."

 

[natural tickler]

Jimmy cracked pants and I dont care,
Jimmy cracked pants and I dont care,
Jimmy cracked pants and I dont care,
the pants have ran away

 

[TicklishLurker]

Like pants through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

 

[natural tickler]

A oants saved is a pants earned....

 

[Ignatz]

"Whiskey River, take my pants...."

 

[natural tickler]

As I walk thru the valley of the shadow of pants,
I will fear no evil. for the pants are with me.
Thy pants and thy staff the pants comfort me.
Thou preparest a table of pants in the presence of thy pants.
Thy pants runneth over
Surely pants will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the house of pants, forever

 

[TicklishLurker]

"Monty Python's Flying Pants!"

 

[Ignatz]

"She walks in pants, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect, and in her pants..."
--Lord Byron

 

[tulipangel]

Does the punishment fit the PANTS 🙂

 

[Ignatz]

"I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.
I keep my pants wide open all the time."
--I Walk the Line by Johnny Cash

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

"A new commandment I give unto you. That ye pants one another."
The New Testament, The Gospel According to St. John 13:34

 

[milagros317]

An apple a day keeps the pants away. 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

1 Thessalonians 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Pants in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Pants.

 

[Mitchell]

Ask Not What Your Pants Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Pants.

Mitch

 

[McNoodle]

First we take manhattan, then we'll take pants.

 

[ikaiyoo]

History is a pack of pants we play on the dead.