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The "Quote of the Day" Thread

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everyhere- chinese proverb
 
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde
 
To bear others burdens,people have courage enough and to spare.Benjiman Franklin.
 
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I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde
 
I was doomed by the time i was 7.I had been told that if you smoke cigarettes and drink beer,you're going to hell.And by 7,i was gone. Willie Nelson.
 
from *Persuasion*

"My idea of good company, Mr Elliot, is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that is what I call good company."

"You are mistaken," said he, gently, "that is not good company, that is the best. Good company requires only birth, education and manners, and with regard to education is not very nice. Birth and good manners are essential; but a little learning is by no means a dangerous thing in good company; on the contrary, it will do very well."
 
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde
 
Tis a true saying of the times,we must all hang togeather,or we will certainly hang separately.Benjiman Franklin.
 
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
 
from *Pride and Prejudice*

"He leaves out half his words, and blots the rest."

"My ideas flow so rapidly that I have not time to express them - by which means my letters sometimes convey no ideas at all to my correspondents."

"Your humility, Mr Bingley," said Elizabeth, "must disarm reproof."

"Nothing is more deceitful," said Darcy, "than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast."

"And which of the two do you call my little recent piece of modesty?"

"The indirect boast; for you are really proud of your defects in writing, because you consider them as proceeding from a rapidity of thought and carelessness of execution, which, if not estimable, you think at least highly interesting. The power of doing anything with quickness is always much prized by the possessor, and often without any attendance to the imperfection of the performance."
 
from *Rumpole and the Dear Departed*

"Can you communicate with the late Colonel Ollard, Matron?"

"I can, my lord."

"And when did you do so last, Miss Beasley?"

"Yesterday evening, my lord, and I can tell you Colonel Ollard is very displeased about this case. He thinks it's a disgrace when he made his will so clear and left it in his uniform box. And I wouldn't like to tell you what the Colonel had to say about his brother Percy..."

"You'd better not tell us that, Matron," Featherstone brought her smoothly to a halt, "that would be hearsay evidence. We shall have to wait and see whether my learned friend Mr Rumpole calls the deceased gentleman as a witness."
 
I am become death,the destroyer of worlds. Edward Teller.
 
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from *Rumpole and the Course of True Love*

"I've just been sick in the lavatory at Bakerloo Station."

"Oh... gastric flu? There's a lot if it about."

"No, Rumpole, I'm up the bloody spout. There's a lot of that about, too."

"Why, Miss Trant... I'm so sorry... how did it happen? You're always so beautifully prepared in court..."

"Well, I didn't happen to be in court at the time..."
 
"Public News Team is taking a break from its Pledge drive to Kick some ass. No Commercials, No Mercy!" - Tim Robbins, Anchorman
 
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.(From Oliver Twist)
 
When a mind does not know itself, it is flawed. When a mind is flawed, the man is flawed. When a man is flawed, that which he touches is flawed. It is said that what a flawed man sees, his hands make broken. - Dak'Kon
 
Every incident in a person's life effects everything that follows it
 
From Titanic

ROSE: I promise.

JACK: Never let go.

ROSE: I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go.
 
Whatever begins in anger ends in shame.Benjiman Franklin.
 
from *An Ideal Husband* (Oscar Wilde)

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.
 
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. Gerald Ford. (With thanks to His Divine Shadow.)
 
"I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member." Groucho Marx
 
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