The Rule Thread, make em don't break em.

[c7_assassin]

Rule #26: Thinking about growing a beard? Is your name Chuck Norris? No? Then don't grow a beard, poseur.

 

[RobAce]

Rule #27. Remember, Velvet Jones wrote the book of love.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Rule #28. Popcorn can be used as insulation for you home.

Rob

 

[c7_assassin]

Rule 29: There is no problem in the world that cannot be solved with fire.

 

[baldadonis]

Rule 30: There is no sex in the champagne room. None. Ever.

 

[texastickler]

Rule #31 Don't pick your nose in the community room. Do it in your own.

 

[RobAce]

Rule #32. Wipe front to back, not side to side.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Rule #33. Don't roll over too fast in bed.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Rule #34. Eat your vegetables!!

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Rule #35. The adding of more rules gets better when more people do it.

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

Rule #36 for the guys: after doing #1, only one shake of the wang, because any more than that constitutes pleasure and we're not in that business

 

[RobAce]

Rule #37. If you do shake your wang more than once, attach a bell so that others can dance while waiting.

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

Rule #38 if you tire from shaking your wang more than once, have someone volunteer to finish

 

[RobAce]

Rule #39. No one over the age 10 should wear footie pajamas. EVER.

Rob

 

[hotdog]

Rule #40: Do not attempt to sneak up on, or approach Tony Danza from behind.

 

[Miss Serendipity]

Rule # 41: Dance like no one is watching!

 

[RobAce]

Rule #42. Make at least one person smile everyday.

Rob

 

[General Zod]

Rule #43

Don't piss on an electric fence 😱

 

[RobAce]

Rule #44. When douchery is afoot, its best to stay up and off the floor.

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

Rule#45 when the sign says Wet Paint, it means do NOT touch

 

[General Zod]

Rule #45

Never curse a truck driver or farmer with your mouth full

 

[RobAce]

Rule #46. Bacon makes everything taste better.

Rob

 

[isabeau]

# 47...bow down before the one you serve..oops i meant 47

 

[RobAce]

Rule #48. He-Man was a great cartoon. The live action movie, not so great.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Rule #49. Thunder, thunder, thunder cats ho.