After much research, I have concluded the following:
I heard that K-Skate really cannot skate, so his name is false advertisement
I heard that Knox is a closet Cowboys fan, and really despises the Redskins
I heard that steph, isabeau, are tickle teases for hire
I heard that aryz75, Squeechan, sultrbrunette, tickleshotel were spotted on the corner selling two for one tickle coupons
I heard Mimi was caught in a Green Bay bar wearing a Bears jersey
I heard Tf4f actually is a Yankees fan, with Braves posters on the wall
I heard that Mils actually likes salad
I heard that Ticklemmeeeee actually makes stew out of ground-up hedgehogs
I heard that osco89 is really a mailman
I heard that Leafstkl is a Montreal Canadians fan
that's all for now, gotta keep digging