The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard that Bugman is soooooooooo old that "he wants to retire in the cave he was born in." 😱

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena has a new boyfriend.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Helena has a new boyfriend.😛

For goodness sake, Buggy, don't make fun of your mother!


I heard that Buggy has 6 fingers on each hand.

 

[Helena]

I heard that whenever Buggy has houseguests, he impresses them by saying the following:
"The Pony Express was faster and cheaper than the U.S. Postal Service hehe.St. Joseph Missouri,which was the headquarters is less then an hour from here."

After an afternoon with "the best tour guide ever", everything ends on a high note when Buggy lets them all try the fully functioning OUTHOUSE!!!!!
Giddy up.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is sooooooooooo old that he has decided to dress in his pirate garb for NEST, so he can brag about pillaging the Santa Maria.
AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

 

[Helena]

I heard maniactickler's gas blasted him so far into outerspace that he burned his bum on re-entry.

 

[Bugman]

I heard if you miss the first turnoff going to Helenas place,you can take this exit.😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena overdressed a bit for the school sock hop this weekend.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered has purchased a web cam and microphone, so that he can have a looksee at potential dates he meets on the web before he takes them out.
On Sunday nights, he entertains his buddies with the audition tapes.
There was the girl with no teeth.
There was a girl with crooked eyes.
There was his cousin............
Was that his friend's sister...she did what??????????
Oopsie.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy has carefully thought out his poolside-lounging outfit for NEST.
He decided on the cowboy boots, the pink speedo, and the pink/purple water wings he got at Walmart!
YUMMY

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's favorite actor is David Hassilhoff.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena got some new ear rings.😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard kered has a hot date tonight.😛

 

[kered]

I heard Bugman got "lucky" last night.

 

[Bugman]

I heard kered is always the life of the party.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy bought a parachute that is ready for deployment in case he needs to jump from a fair maiden's bedroom window.
Climbing down the gutters isn't as easy as one would think.

 

[kered]

I heard that Bugman was always welcome at his neighborhood bar.

 

[kered]

I heard Helena was good at breaking cameras.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered is a high-tech redneck. *All his emails start with, "Howdy y'all!", and end in, "Hee Haw!"

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered bragged to his buddies that he doubled the value of his truck by installing a cellular phone. It's now worth $495.00.
Good job.

 

[Bugman]

I heard kered hates to see beer go to waste.😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena saw kered streaking down her street the other day.😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard bugman wants to change his name to Heywood Jablome.

 

[Bugman]

I heard nemesis got a job at her favorite tv station.😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard bugman likes to dress up when he goes out. 😛