The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[maniactickler]

I heard Helenas breath is so bad, that when she talks, people think she passed gas.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered is planning to move to Europe, and perform trapeze art.
The self-taught trapeze artist acquired his skill by mimicking his parrots on swings. His purple leotard makes his eyes sparkle.

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that Natural Tickler performs unnatural acts with a bear cub. 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that Mils has a cramp in his wrist, because he has been using his keyboard since 7AM to post on the TMF. While he is giving it a stretch and a twist, I shall work to surpass his post count!

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that Helena loves to have her soles licked. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard that kered won't bring his dates home because his parrots will tell them every embarrassing story about him like that time he sent that blonde joke to the wrong person. 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena was a living example of an oxymoron....smart blonde. 🙄

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard that kered is in need of a new car. 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is hopeful that the professionals at "The Spa" won't mind shaping his talons, and pollishing them with a light pink gloss.

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that Helena never goes barefoot. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that maniactickler is out of gas.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered is so ticklish, that he screams like a girl when he is gently stroked with a feather!

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that HDS stands for Hell-bound Deviant Slob. 😀

 

[Helena]

I heard that nemesis is going to "forget that whole law-career thing", and study demonic curses.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered likes to tip toe through the tulips!

 

[Helena]

I heard that Mils shamelessly plugs his book in every post he makes, and that is the reason why he posts so often! 😀

 

[Helena]

I heard that MrPartickler has tried all of the positions in "Kama Sutra", and that he gets his extreme strength and flexibility from his ballet lessons!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard that Helena is planning on changing her name to Anita Bath.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena has a whole new outlook on life since her store bought teeth arrived in the mail.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard that kered walked into a bar with his parrot and a woman asked, 'Where'd you get him?' to which the parrot replied, 'Oh I found him wandering around lost in Indiana.'

 

[kered]

I heard that Nemesis was born mean. When the doctor slapped her she slapped him back. Twice.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered is so bald that you can see whats on his mind; however, since he got his mail-ordered toupee, it's harder to read his thoughts. 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's ankles were so thick that they use them as spacers for painting lines in parking garages.

 

[Tamia78]

I heard NT is the Love child of Michael Jackson and Bubbles the Chimp!

 

[kered]

I heard that Tamia collects pictures of clowns.