The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

First we have to take care of business in Hell. 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

*Deep in the bowels of Hell a meeting takes place between Satan and his closest allies.*


Satan. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mammon: What is wrong Supreme Lord?

Satan: WHAT IS WRONG!!! I SHOULD SLAY YOU WHERE YOU STAND. THEY ARE HAVING ICE CREAM AND COOKIES ON THE 6th PLANE OF HELL AND YOU ASK ME WHATS WRONG.!!!!!

Mammon: I am certain Centurious Khan will destroy them your Lordship. He is a powerful ally.

Satan: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!! PROMISES PROMISES ALL I GET IS PROMISES. HERE ME NOW!!! I WANT RESULTS OR YOU WILL ALL PAY DEARLY!!!

A PIT LORD: The cookies are actually very good though that by no means excuses them for their treachery in your lair my Lord.

*Satan eyes glaze over in anger at the Pit Lord's comments and a million blades fly from his hands and cut the demon to shreds in an agonizingly slow fashion. The demon lies shredded before the Council.*

Satan: I HATE ICE CREAM AND COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW!!!!!!!!

Mammon: Yes your Lordship. We will stop them I promise.

My lord, it has become apparent from Satan's fear of our impending strikes he will aid his pit lords to the upcoming levels. He has added new dimension help in Level 7, and we have Mammon to deal with personally in Level 8. From the underground sources, we have concluded that the bait they will try to use to weaken us is the very thing we have been eating the past few weeks, which are cookies and ice cream, so I would suggest we lay off of that until final battle is won. It is also known thru underground sources that in Level 8, a sorceress has concocted Amazon-like women warriors to aid Mammon, and unlike any Terminator, they are immune to weapons of man, and even hyperdimensional weapons doesn't faze them. Mammon is banking on them to keep us from entering the 9th level, and encountering Satan himself. I do believe, that if Satan is desparate enough, he just might give aid in the 7th and 8th levels. My lord, I am wondering if we have a sorceror to counteract this clan, or do we have to find another magic source?? Also, I received at the space station, a memo request from the UN Alliance, stating that we should include them in this matter


response, my lord??

 

[General Zod]

I will enlist the sorceress Zatana to help us out

 

[kurchatovium]

Ok we will lay off the cookies and ice cream unitl the final battle then General NT.

We have several magic users General NT. Gen.Zod is bringing Zatana to help us out as well. THE POST, THE THREAD and I are also versed at varying degrees in magic. Catwoman is also very gifted as well. Let us take over Level 7 first then organize before going onto Level 8.

Tell the UN if they wish to be informed they need to send troops to aid us. If the do not wish to include any troops then we will handle the matter as we see fit. 😀 😀

 

[General Zod]

Catwoman eh?

 

[kurchatovium]

We are equal oppurtunity fighting force against Satan. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Sips fruity concoction* My, how much deeper you've traveled since last I checked. Starting to see some big boys now.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hello HDS. We are readying to enter Level 7. Just finished mopping up Level 6. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Mopped up indeed. I don't see a single speck of demon anywhere.

 

[kurchatovium]

Thank you. Yes Satan is quite pissed. We have literally breezed through levels 4, 5 and 6. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

What else would you expect from the team you have assembled? 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Very true. The vorpal bunnies alone are having a blast down here gobbling up demons left and right. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

My troops, the robots, and the vorpal bunnies with them are ready to take on level 7. 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

Ok we will lay off the cookies and ice cream unitl the final battle then General NT.

We have several magic users General NT. Gen.Zod is bringing Zatana to help us out as well. THE POST, THE THREAD and I are also versed at varying degrees in magic. Catwoman is also very gifted as well. Let us take over Level 7 first then organize before going onto Level 8.

Tell the UN if they wish to be informed they need to send troops to aid us. If the do not wish to include any troops then we will handle the matter as we see fit. 😀 😀

As you command my lord

the troops are awaiting your orders, and are at the borders of Level 7

 

[kurchatovium]

Alert Sensei 3000 and have him and the troops eneter level 7. Proceed with caution my friends. Things are bound to get tougher as we get closer to Level 9. 😀 😀

 

[General Zod]

Ready to start blasting those evil forces with heat vision

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent gen.zod. Proceed to level 7 with the rest of the troops. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Resistance is tough here in level 7. We are progressing slowly. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

We will crush them all FOR THE GLORY OF KRYPTON!!!! 😛

 

[milagros317]

Sadly, we have taken casualties, but we will persevere.

Onward! 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent spirit gen.zod. 😀 😀 😛

Proceed carefully milagros.These levels will be tougher. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Cautiously but firmly, we continue to advance. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros. Keep me posted. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

An incoming laser gun strike from the robot demons has set fire to the storage closet containing our spare pajamas. A sad loss indeed. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

THEY HIT OUR JAMMIES!!! The bastards. They will pay for this. I am ordering some more jammies form KTT and having them sent HyperEX. 😀 😀 😛