The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

*kurch comes across a tall dark figure dressed in dark reaper like robes the being cuts his own wrists with his long fingernails and glowing green blood drips to the floor. The blood intantly tunrs into many many SCREAMER demons, a nasty demon that is all mouth and teeth with fiery red eyes. kurch quickly casts several spells of blessing on the widdle bunnies who instantly begin to devour the SCREAMERS.*

DoomSlayer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU SHALL ALL DIE HERE ON THIS DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA

kurch: yeah yeah, heard it before.....we will all die yadda yadda ydaa..... please get some new writers at least sheesh....


😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

We will slaughter the intruders as they appear. 😀 😛

*fires the 6th and 7th gigantic salvos of MISSILE MAELSTORM at the Doom Knights' ships*

We have already destroyed 65% of their ships.

Thanks for the update Milagros 😀 😛

*my XO keeps firing at the enemy ships*

*the special troops and I destroy the first doom slayer before it can summon any lesser beings*

 

[kurchatovium]

We will slaughter the intruders as they appear. 😀 😛

*fires the 6th and 7th gigantic salvos of MISSILE MAELSTORM at the Doom Knights' ships*

We have already destroyed 65% of their ships.

*kurch quickly casts another three spells of GREATER COSMIC CALAMITY as he starts to battle the DoomSlayers and three huge waves of black holes shoot out from the perimeter of the Armada and inflict good damage on the Doom Kniights*

 

[milagros317]

We have already destroyed 78% of their ships. 😀 😛

*fires the 8th and 9th gigantic salvos of MISSILE MAELSTORM at the Doom Knights' ships*

 

[General Zod]

*finds a second intruder and this one seems to know what it is doing*

He has made a crap load of screamers*

HIT THEM HARD !!!!!!!!! OOORRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH

*the troops fire at the screamers while I attack the head honcho* 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch quickly casts a very powerful new spell of LESSER STIGMATA and some of his blood turns into the blood of the CREATOR. The bllood oozes from kurches hands and he quickly annoints the DoomSlayers present with the holy bllod. The Doomslayers affected scream in agony almost at once and then burst into hot blue flames and are consumed. The bunnies continue to kill off the SCREAMERS.*

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[General Zod]

*kurch quickly casts a very powerful new spell of LESSER STIGMATA and some of his blood turns into the blood of the CREATOR. The bllood oozes from kurches hands and he quickly annoints the DoomSlayers present with the holy bllod. The Doomslayers affected scream in agony almost at once and then burst into hot blue flames and are consumed. The bunnies continue to kill off the SCREAMERS.*

😀 😀 😛

Great work Kurch 😀 😛

*the troops and I finish off this doom slayer and the screamers and go hunting for more*

 

[kurchatovium]

*Some of the SCREAMERS try to attack kurch but the instant the STIGMATA like blood touches them the instantly burst to flames and turn to a fine ash, The bunnies finish off the rest of the SCREAMERS on this vessel.*

*kurch casts quickly three more spells of GREATER COSMIC CALAMITY and three huge waves of black holes shoot out from the perimeter of the Armada and inflict good damage on the Doom Kniights*

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Great spell, Kurch. We have already destroyed 95% of their ships. 😀 😛

*fires the 10th and 11th gigantic salvos of MISSILE MAELSTORM at the Doom Knights' ships*

 

[kurchatovium]

Great work Kurch 😀 😛

*the troops and I finish off this doom slayer and the screamers and go hunting for more*

Thanks General Zod. GODSENSE still reports some more DoomSlayers coming aboard. I teleporting to the next sightings area. Access GODSENSE to find the locations. The system has pinpointed all known sightings. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

My XO fires off another missile salvo at the enemy ships*

*the troops and I find another doom slayer who almost made it to where the controls to the phantom zone are*

* we start attacking him and the screamers*😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Great spell, Kurch. We have already destroyed 95% of their ships. 😀 😛

*fires the 10th and 11th gigantic salvos of MISSILE MAELSTORM at the Doom Knights' ships*

Thanks mils.

Excellent news mils, the ships are almost done for. Once the ships are gone we only have to finish off the remaining DoomSlayers.

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[kurchatovium]

*kurch teleports to another DoomSlayer location already filled with SCREAMERS. kurch again blesses the bunnies and sends them off after the SCREAMERS. kurch then quickly uses the blood still dipping form his palms to annoint the DoomSlayers there. The demons again writhe in agony before bursting into brillant blue flames and being vaporized into nothingness.*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*the troops and I finish off this latest intruder*

*we now find out one is in the engine bay area and we teleport there in a blink of an eye* 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

We have now destroyed all of their ships. We must finish off all of the intruders. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch and the bunnies teleport to another DoomSlayer sighting and again there are many many SCREAMERS there. The widdle bunnies though goto work rapidly and destroy them at a massive rate. kurch finds almost 15 Doomslayers there :eeK: and quickly begins to annoint them with the holy blood. kurch speed enables him to avoid most of their blows as the demons begin to vaporize. kurch though is growing tired though as the loss of blood he is using grows.*

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[milagros317]

Well done, Kurch. There can't be too many of them left. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*the troops and I finish up the intruders down in the engine bay before they did any harm*

*the crew on the bridge tells me ten doom slayers are headed for the bridge the bridge crew is in an ambush position*

*the troops and I get there quickly just as the bridge crew open fire at the front of the enemy while the rest of us fire at the rear of the enemy catching them in a helluva crossfire* 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

<marquee>GODSENSE REPORTING INTRUDER THREAD IS ELIMINATED. REPEAT ALL INTRUDERS DESTROYED.</marquee>

Thanks mils. Looks like they are all gone and the Armada wins again.

*kurch casts several healing spells on himself and the wounds on his hands begin to heal*

Excellent job mils. Excellent job General Zod. Excellent job widdle vorpal bunnies.

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[milagros317]

Great job, Kurch. Great job, General Zod. The Armada has come through once again, in spite of all the nasty server demons could do to try to stop our attack. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Thanks Kurch and Milagros Great job from you tow and a great job from the special troops who did a fantastic job killing the screamers 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Great job, Kurch. Great job, General Zod. The Armada has come through once again, in spite of all the nasty server demons could do to try to stop our attack. 😀 😛

This was a tough battle and we came through it without a scratch hardlly. My congratulations to all the troops as well. 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks mils and General Zod. Another stunning blow to the enemy today. 😀 😀 😛 Hooray for us.!!!

(be back in ten minutes. Need some cookies. 😛 )

 

[milagros317]

The accursed server demons can now go cry about our victory. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

The accursed server demons can now go cry about our victory. 😀 😛

Ain't that a funny sight? Demons crying 😀 😛