The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

I am well, my friend. But it is still very cold here. 🙁
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Warmer here. Still kinda windy though.

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[General Zod]

Gotcha my friend, Hopefully it wont come tot hat but we need to deal with the demons here one way or another. 😀

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I understand my friend All troops are ready 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Well, it's the wind here that makes it feel even colder. 🙁
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[General Zod]

It's warm down here in Texas 😛

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[milagros317]

It's warm down here in Texas 😛

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Right now I envy that. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Ok stand back everyone gonna try to do the excorcism on these containers.

This is a two step process.

First step is to get the demons to identify themselves

Second step is the actual excorcism/destruction of the demons.

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[milagros317]

Good luck with the exorcism, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Right now I envy that. 😀 😛

I am loving it while I can I will be home by Sunday 😀 😛


10-4 Kurch All troops are in position 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

All of my troops are ready, too, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch groups the containers well away from the away team so has to afford them as much protection as possible. kurch then casts the spell EXEGESIS an old latin term for explanation which in this case forces a demon to identify and explain why they are here. As a pale blue mist falls over the containers you can see the containers start to tremble and rumble and evil spirits start to materialize. The demons try to look as horrid and scary as possible often to try to stop the excorcism.*

Best not to look on if you can help it everyone. Demons can make themselves look pretty gruesome to avoid excorcism.

*The spirits all adopt fairly gruesome appearances as the spell begins them to compel there identiy.*

IDENTIFY AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES DEMONS. THE CREATOR COMMANDS IT OF YOU!!!

AGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am BELZRIAL. PRINCE OF LIARSssssssssssss I AM AN UNDEAD ABYYSAL KING SENT TO DESTROY HUMAN SOULSSssssssssssssssssssssss

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM GOLAMIX AN UNDEAD PRINCESS OF BROKEN HEARTS. I AM HERE TO CAUSE DESPAIR AND SADNESS.

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM ZAXIKOX. AN UNDEAD LORD OF PAIN. I AM PIT FIEND OF HIGHEST RANKING HERE TO DESTROY AS MANY BEING OF LIGHT AS I CAN.

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I AM XXYNOR. AN UNDEAD DOOM KING OF ANCIENT TIMES HERE TO KILL ALL VORPAL BUNNIES.

*First step of the excorcism is complete. Now onto the second*

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[milagros317]

Great work so far, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[vladtickleman22]

This is still an awesome thread!

 

[General Zod]

*kurch groups the containers well away from the away team so has to afford them as much protection as possible. kurch then casts the spell EXEGESIS an old latin term for explanation which in this case forces a demon to identify and explain why they are here. As a pale blue mist falls over the containers you can see the containers start to tremble and rumble and evil spirits start to materialize. The demons try to look as horrid and scary as possible often to try to stop the excorcism.*

Best not to look on if you can help it everyone. Demons can make themselves look pretty gruesome to avoid excorcism.

*The spirits all adopt fairly gruesome appearances as the spell begins them to compel there identiy.*

IDENTIFY AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES DEMONS. THE CREATOR COMMANDS IT OF YOU!!!

AGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am BELZRIAL. PRINCE OF LIARSssssssssssss I AM AN UNDEAD ABYYSAL KING SENT TO DESTROY HUMAN SOULSSssssssssssssssssssssss

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM GOLAMIX AN UNDEAD PRINCESS OF BROKEN HEARTS. I AM HERE TO CAUSE DESPAIR AND SADNESS.

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM ZAXIKOX. AN UNDEAD LORD OF PAIN. I AM PIT FIEND OF HIGHEST RANKING HERE TO DESTROY AS MANY BEING OF LIGHT AS I CAN.

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I AM XXYNOR. AN UNDEAD DOOM KING OF ANCIENT TIMES HERE TO KILL ALL VORPAL BUNNIES.

*First step of the excorcism is complete. Now onto the second*

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*the troops bristle at the words of the last one*

Easy now troops 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm sure that the second part will go well. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch now cast the powerful new spell of PURIS REGIS. REGIS in the case refers to THE CREATOR or "KING" and PURIS of course in this instance means more to cleanse or expunge then to purify. As the spell is cast the very fabric of space-time warps around the containers and the whole lab shakes violently. Its a strange shaking though as it like space itself is rattling. The demons begin to scream and howl and look even more fierce and terrifying as they feel themselves slowly being disintegrated.*

BELZRIAL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT BE DESTROYED PREACHER BASTARD

GOLAMIX: NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo DAMN YOU PREACHER I WILL DAMN YOUR SOUL YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZAXIKOX: TO HELLLLLLLLLL WITH YOU PRIEST. GOT TO HELL BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

XXYNOR: I SHALLL TORTURE YOU PRIEST FOR THIS. YOU SHANT ESCAPE.



*kurch ignores the threats and contiinues the excorcism. The spell grows in strength and a swirling cloud of creation energy grown around the containers and demons. The brightness is overwhelming and this brightness literally burns away the essence of the demons. Soon the demons begin to wither away as the super bright holy energy vaporizes them. Finally there is a loud shattering explosion of pure glittery brightness as the containers and all the demonic essence they held vaporizes into nothingness. The demons have been excorcized and are now all dead.*

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[milagros317]

Great job, Kurch. They didn't intimidate you. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*kurch now cast the powerful new spell of PURIS REGIS. REGIS in the case refers to THE CREATOR or "KING" and PURIS of course in this instance means more to cleanse or expunge then to purify. As the spell is cast the very fabric of space-time warps around the containers and the whole lab shakes violently. Its a strange shaking though as it like space itself is rattling. The demons begin to scream and howl and look even more fierce and terrifying as they feel themselves slowly being disintegrated.*

BELZRIAL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT BE DESTROYED PREACHER BASTARD

GOLAMIX: NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo DAMN YOU PREACHER I WILL DAMN YOUR SOUL YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZAXIKOX: TO HELLLLLLLLLL WITH YOU PRIEST. GOT TO HELL BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

XXYNOR: I SHALLL TORTURE YOU PRIEST FOR THIS. YOU SHANT ESCAPE.



*kurch ignores the threats and contiinues the excorcism. The spell grows in strength and a swirling cloud of creation energy grown around the containers and demons. The brightness is overwhelming and this brightness literally burns away the essence of the demons. Soon the demons begin to wither away as the super bright holy energy vaporizes them. Finally there is a loud shattering explosion of pure glittery brightness as the containers and all the demonic essence they held vaporizes into nothingness. The demons have been excorcized and are now all dead.*

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*the troops cheer at the success of Kurch*

Great job my friend 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That was a fine exorcism, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*the troops cheer at the success of Kurch*

Great job my friend 😀 😛

That was a fine exorcism, Kurch. 😀 😛

Thanks General Zod. Thanks mils. Glad it went well. The cosmos is a much better place without such evil beings like that around. 🙂

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[General Zod]

Thanks General Zod. Thanks mils. Glad it went well. The cosmos is a much better place without such evil beings like that around. 🙂

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It sure is my friend Now prep the other stuff for boom boom? 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, a much better place indeed. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

It sure is my friend Now prep the other stuff for boom boom? 😀 😛

Yea lets blow up the other containers and the rest of storage area and lab if we can. 😀 Can never have enough boom. 😛

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[General Zod]

Yea lets blow up the other containers and the rest of storage area and lab if we can. 😀 Can never have enough boom. 😛

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10-4 my friend 😀 😛

*the demo troops and I lay out the explosives*

 

[kurchatovium]

10-4 my friend 😀 😛

*the demo troops and I lay out the explosives*

*watches as the explosives are laid.*

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[milagros317]

Right, time for some huge explosions. 😀 😛