The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

We could send him a message at his own forum. 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

Still awaiting orders in acquiring cosmic key, my lord😀

 

[kurchatovium]

We need to find the entrance to the portal that will take us to The Realm of Darkness General NT. This is our highest priority. 😀 😀 😛


Milagros. HDS has not been on his own forum for a few weeks at least.

 

[milagros317]

That is very sad news. Not even on his own forum. 🙁

 

[natural tickler]

We can find the entrance by using the specified cosmic key, located in an isolated colony outside Elvenmist, guarded by demon hordes. I figure now that we have purified the Divi Portushas, they know we are headed towards the Realm of Darkness, and need the key to get it

orders my lord??

 

[kurchatovium]

Talk with the elven leaders and the leaders of the clans of the lands we purified and setup a meeting. It is time of make a stand and rid this place of the last vestiges of evil. 😀 😀 😛


I could send HDS an email milagros. 😀 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

As you command, my lord😀

 

[TKpervert]

Soooo.. if I order a sweater next Thursday and it's delivered two weeks ago, it's already dated merchandise before I even get to try it on ?
And I don't even get a free spray can of mutant bat repellant in case the buttons turn out to be the feared 700 million wiggle variety ?

I think it's time for a month-to-month lease option on these sweaters, with no mileage surcharge, and the vendor assumes responsibility for any snagged THREADS.

err... threads, sorry bout that.

 

[kurchatovium]

All the older model sweaters have been replaced with the 2006 model which featuress the 1 billion button wiggles TK. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Fully aware of that Kurch, but your talk of HyperEx express delivery and potential production/scheduling snafus for the sweaters (whatever that means) set off a barely audible alarm bell in my semi-functional cranium.
I answered the call, but there was nobody home. Rather rude, I tried to think.

I shall sit back and observe til I find something else to whine/bitch/grouse/moan about.

Won't be long !!!

 

[drew70]

I prefer fleece to sweaters, myself. Unless I'm dressing up somewhat.

 

[milagros317]

It is time for this thread to refer to itself again. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

The 2006 model sweaters have now already been replaced by the 2007 models and they feature 2 billion button wiggles per gallon. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

The years are going by very quickly. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Remember at KTT "The Future Is History." 😀 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

I have talked to the leaders and the clans and they are ready to strike, and claim the key. I have sent orders to Col. Milagros to lead the battallions troops and Lt. Kitten to command the post. Ready to strike when ordered, my lord😀

 

[milagros317]

That's right. A fine slogan it is, too. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Ready the troops General NT. Also see if can find HDS? If not we will attack at dawn. 😀 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

as you command, my lord😀

 

[TKpervert]

2 billion button wiggles is 63.4 Hz., well within the hearing range of younger humans at 10 dB or above.
KTT might have to supply small mufflers which can be affixed to each sweater button to enable those whispered conversations often engaged in across a table of $550 wine in a quiet corner of a fancy restaurant.
A booklet on how to construct a proper sentence might also be appreciated.

 

[milagros317]

To find HDS, or to seek him fruitlessly. Which will occur? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Our sweaters have built in mufflers. My spelling and grammar has and always will be atrocious. 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Well milagros I was hoping we could find HDS before we attack but that looks like a slim possibility unfortunately. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

No no Kurch, the booklet thing was a slam against my own giant almost-run-on sentence about the $550 wine and the racy sexual discourse in the quiet corner blah blah blah...

And anyone who spels 'grammar' goodly rates A+ in my book.

and I ain't no gramer cop or speling cop

 

[kurchatovium]

OK TK you will have to excuse me tonight I had a nasty run in with a treadmill. 😀 😀 😛 😛 Which basically means nerds like me should not even bother to try to excercize. 😀 😀