The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Ok. Sounds good. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

OK, I've paid for it.
Hope Shermby shows up soon. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*A maginificent unicorn walks into the shop*

kurchatovium: Hello Are you Shermby.

Shermby: Yes I am. Is there a problem?

kurchatovium: No problems. You have a fine shop here. Me and my troops are enjoying themselves immnesely.

Shermby: Why thank you. I am glad you like it. You mentioned troops. Are you here to deal with Methrobium?

kurchatovium: Yes I am. Thought maybe you might know something that could help us.

Shermby: Ahhhh forgive me I should have known anyone who made it to this level must be excellent demon slayers.

kurchatovium: Not sure about excellent but we do our best. Forgive me for not stating my name I am kurchatovium.

Shermby: Pleased to meet you kurchatovium. All I suppose I can tell you is that Methrobium forces are up to level 10 right now and are heading to Level 11 quickly. Speed is of the essence since there are many vital important things in Level 12, vital to the cosmos like The Clock Room.

kurchatovium: Hmmmm not good news I am afraid. Well still better we know what going on. Thank you

Shermby: You are welcome. I have a favor to ask if I may.

kurchatovium: Sure go ahead.

Shermby: If you run into a little unicorn named Slumber please try to save him and bring him back he is my only son. Baalt killed my wife and took him away from me to try to get me to tell him more secrets. Its been so hard here without him.

kurchatovium: I would be happy to look for him Shermby, and we will do our best to rescue him. I have some good news though Baalt is dead.

Shermby: Wow really who killed him?

kurchatovium: Me and my troops. Was a difficult battle almost destroyed my ship. Here is whats left of his heart which I plucked out with my staff. I know unicorns have a strong code of justice and I hope this may help you deal with your grief.

*tears well up inside Shermby's eyes*

Shermby: I dont know what to say thank you so much. Please follow me I think there is something you should have.

 

[kurchatovium]

*follows Shermby to a spot behind the main Gift Shop.*

Shermby: In this chest are some very powerful magic items from a time before the evil in the Abysaal plane was formed. I don't know what in it and I am not sure how to open it. But I fear it might fall into Methrobium's hands. I much rather it be with you as I can not protect it.

kurchatovium: You have my word I will protect it. I will find your son too if at all possible.

Shermby: Thank... you.

*Shermby tears up with thoughts og his widdle son in the hands of such evil*

kurchatovium: Be strong my friend. I am sure Slumber is ok Methrobium is using him for blackmail to get you to do his bidding. I will leave a few troops here to protect you and the shop.

Shermby: How can I ever repay you?

kurchatovium: A smile is all the down payment I need. 😀

*Shermby smiles.*

 

[BLUE_THUNDER]

i found a wonderful pink lawn flamingo in the gift shop, aside from that i am ready to return to my ship, and prepare for the upcoming conflict. the staff at the gift shop were most helpful, by the way

 

[kurchatovium]

One can never have enough Pink Lawn Flamingoes I have found. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Shermby has helped us a lot. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

We will get your son back Shermby I swear it What kind of coward takes a hostage? Especially a young unicorn

 

[milagros317]

Yes, General Zod, that would be the best way to help Shermby in return. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Whoever took Slumber will die a slow horrible death

 

[kurchatovium]

Methrobium is really really nasty. We really need to kick some demon butt here I think. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

But to take a widdle unicorn hostage....... That's really low Even for a demon 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree General Zod. HDS told me long ago that there was evil out in the cosmos that dwarfed even Satan's penchant for nastiness. I dare say he was right, taking a widdle baby unicorn hostage is about as evil as it gets.

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

I wonder how HDS is I miss him

 

[kurchatovium]

Me too. I heard from him about a month and half ago and he was fine. I think he had to move again.

 

[milagros317]

Yes, I miss HDS, too. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I think everyone does. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I miss Limeoutsider, too. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Me too. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Well, I'm all done at the gift shop now. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

There was a lot of fine items at the gift shop

 

[kurchatovium]

The demon list for Level 9:

Gern, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Warrior. Gern is also known as the Lord of Tears becuase of all the destruction and death he spreads.

Shmurx, Colonel, Very very, very high level Ninja Demon. Ninja Demons are experts in the martial arts and combined with their demon pwers are thus very dangerous.

Kako, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Necromancer. Kako is also known as "The Reap" as he has often mistakenly identified as The Grim Reaper as he has killed so many mortal souls.

Phlex, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Alchemist. Phlex is able to transmute and transform matter almost as will. An ability which makes him a most dangerous demon.

SMASH, Colonel, Very very very high level Bonecrusher, SMASH as his name implies is a goliath among demons and can crush almost any beings bones with powerful hands.

Gorx, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Mage, Gorx is also known as the "The Destroyer" for his spells are powerful destruction spells. Some of the most powerful in the cosmos.

Keln and Kiln, Colonel, Very very high level Fire Demons, Forged from the fires of the Abyssal plane these twin Fire Demons breathe a fire that literallyvaporizes anything in its path.

Illimethrarazabitziczoppuxzyz, Lt General, Abyssal Knight, Almost no one sees Abyssal Knights or at that least no one has survived to tell about them. So little is known. Illimethrarazabitziczoppuxzyz is usually called by his nick name "SCREAM" as he reportedly does such horrible things that many have reportedly screamed themselves to death by witnessing his deeds.

Our first target is Gern. Are all our troops ready for the next battle? Perhaps if we are lucky we may find widdle Slumber quickly. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

My troops and I are ready, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

As are my troops and I 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent everyone lets go out there and kick some demon butt and be on the lookout for widdle Slumber. Gern is our first target. 😀 😀 😛