The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

I knew there was something I liked about him LOL 😉 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

We can all admire that in him. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

An admirable quality indeed. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Shared by many of us here. 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Pauses in his dance of death to shake his head sadly at Perv and give him a lifetime pass to the nearest porno theater*

 

[kurchatovium]

That should keep him busy HDS. At least he wont be bothering his greedy insurance agent for awhile. LOL 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Didn't I kill that snake? *Sigh* Greedy insurance agents just don't die anymore...what HAS this world come to, when a man can't kill a greedy insurance agents for good?

 

[kurchatovium]

I think you just crippled him HDS. Maybe THE THREAD could whip you up some eye drops to help out those Death Ray Eyes of yours? 😀 😀 😛

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Send in the Vorpal Bunnies!

They'll clean this mess up snickity-snack!

 

[kurchatovium]

Awww the bunnies are so cute. Though I think they would be better off eating lettuce. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That greedy insurance agent is almost as bad as Chef Tony. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

*Pauses in his dance of death to shake his head sadly at Perv and give him a lifetime pass to the nearest porno theater*

A crummy porno theater ? Little on the tame side for an advanced pervert like me.
A <font color=fbfa06>3rd Level Yellow Feather</font> should be able to do better than that. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

What would you ask of me then? 😀

I think a simpler approach to killing him is needed....perhaps the old "Exploding Bear Trap in the A$$" trick is in order.










EBTIA Trick is copyright Lupin III.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm "Exploding Bear Trap in A@@ Trick"??? I really need to watch more anime. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Lupin is often hysterical. Even one who does not enjoy anime may like that classic. Now if they would just release more DVDs of it...*Grumble*

 

[TKpervert]

eh, trying to snuff out my greedy agent is a useless exercise, my insurance company has a lengthy roster of ambitious agents ready to replace him within 17 picoseconds.
And I may let my cosmic implosion insurance lapse, as the defense of the cosmos *choke* seems to be running *cough* relatively smoothly. 😀😀

 

[natural tickler]

HDS, prepare DRE to destroy all greedy insurance agents all at once.

My lord, General NT returning. Your command??

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I'll give it the 'ol college try....

*Death Ray Eyes*


If that didn't do it, I give up, I do.

*DREs a nearby demon*

 

[kurchatovium]

A moment of silence for all deceased greedy insurance agents...Ok thats enough. 😀 😀 😛


General NT prepare a scout ship to explore the area and take some of HDS's minions along they know a ton about the Realm of Darkness. 😀 😀

 

[natural tickler]

As you command, my lord😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

This place used to be a vacation spot for members of the Order military a very long time ago...we used to have such fun here, relaxing a place as it was. But now, oh how corrupted it has become...

 

[natural tickler]

However, I believe it has been taken over by demon hordes, with stealth crystalline like features. However it seems that they are armed with alloy devices, like the Terminators in the movies

 

[kurchatovium]

I believe you are right HDS I am sensing much chaotic evil here in my visions. Satan's forces have thrown this place way out of balance. The Dark Realm was never intended to be like this.

General NT have the troops scan the alloy to determine its composition. Maybe we can find out what we are up against before we have to face it. Forewarned is Forearmed. 😀 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

We have found that this alloy can turn into more complex shapes than the other alloy, because of black magic. It can turn into complex weapons, and shields, strong enough to absorb a Death Ray blast without a single scratch, and it is impervious to liquid nitrogen, which froze the alloy, and melted steel, which destroyed it

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hmmm.....such material will be a formidable barrier. I think I must entrust unto you a special weapon we developed to combat beings of such power. *Gestures and a small, sleek, black pistol of sorts appears in NT's hand* THat right there is the ultimate in hand-held offense. It is called a QSP, or Quantum Singularity Projector. As you may have surmised from the name, it is often called the "Black Hole Gun." It works by compressing space itself in a specified area, creating a black hole (Or a white hole, but that setting is disabled, since it has the power to destroy an entire plane if used improperly). The powerful gravity pulls in and crushes anything nearby, and after swallowing the target, it closes the hole, returning space to normal (And with no trace of the enemy). Use it wisely, for such a power can destabilize space and time if used too often (More than ten times or so in any solar system-sized area.)