The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

10-4 Kurch 😀 😛

*fires first salvo of new weapons*

First wave of Hardjustice torpedoes away

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

 

[General Zod]

*first wave of Hyperphotonium torpedoes on the way as well as a salvo of the planet buster wave motion gun* 😀 😛

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

 

[kurchatovium]

These Hardjustice torpdoes should do extensive damage to the hard outer Dark Matter hulls of the enemy. I hope so anyway. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That first salvo proved that the new weapons systems are functioning as intended. 😀 😛
*fires the second salvo of the Planet Wave Cannons, the HARDJUSTICE torpedoes, and the CREATOR's Hyperphotonium Missles at our attackers*

 

[kurchatovium]

*The first weapons salvos hit the enemy Battla Stars with tremendous explosions. The blast waves even rock our own ships.*

I am picking up enemy return fire. Impact in 25, 37, and 48 seconds.

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

I can see some pretty explosions on the enemy ships

*fires second salvo* 😀 😛

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

 

[General Zod]

*aims third salvo at oncoming enemy fire to defeat as much as possible*

*fires again* 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Shields are up for the impacts, Kurch, even as I continue to fire at them. 😀 😛
*fires the third salvo of the Planet Wave Cannons, the HARDJUSTICE torpedoes, and the CREATOR's Hyperphotonium Missles at our attackers*

 

[kurchatovium]

*The enemy fire hits the Armada shields. The shields hold but sustain damage. The enemy fire rocks the ships.*

Divert all non essential energy to shields. 😀 😀 😛 Fire as often and as quickly as we can. I think the enemy shields are down enough so we can fire some GODFIRE torpedoes. Those things pack a real punch so be careful. Aim at the deepest enemy targets.

😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. 😀 😛
*fires the fourth salvo of the Planet Wave Cannons, the HARDJUSTICE torpedoes, and the CREATOR's Hyperphotonium Missles at our attackers, and includes some GODFIRE torpedoes as well*

 

[General Zod]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*joyfully aims at the deepest enemy concentration and fires a Godfire bomb at them * 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. 😀 😛
*fires the fifth salvo of the Planet Wave Cannons, the HARDJUSTICE torpedoes, the CREATOR's Hyperphotonium Missles, and GODFIRE torpedoes at our attackers*

 

[General Zod]

*the Godfire bomb I launched explodes against the enemy giving off one of the biggest and prettiest explosions I have ever seen* 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Man these new weapons work great. Any damage reports on the enemy?

I am also picking up four new rounds of enemy fire. Brace yourself. Impact in 38, 49, 57, and 79 seconds.

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

I am getting a communication from their command ship Please hold for translation 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*waiting on translation.* 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

We have destroyed 68% of the total volume of the attack force, Kurch. 😀 😛
*fires the sixth salvo of the Planet Wave Cannons, the HARDJUSTICE torpedoes, the CREATOR's Hyperphotonium Missles, and GODFIRE torpedoes at our attackers*

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent mils. Thanks for the report. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*translation complete*

Get this.......They say they wish to surrender After they fired another salvo at us they wanna do that? 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

We have destroyed 81% of the total volume of the attack force. 😀 😛
*fires the seventh salvo of the Planet Wave Cannons, the HARDJUSTICE torpedoes, the CREATOR's Hyperphotonium Missles, and GODFIRE torpedoes at our attackers*

Surrender? While firing at us? How stupid do they think we are?

 

[kurchatovium]

I dont surrender to people that are firing at us. Especially when I am detecting another salvo of enemy fire coming at us. I think we should load up our cannons and give them our answer 😉 😛

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*Fires off another salvo of new weapons including two Godfire bombs* 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

We have destroyed 90% of the total volume of the attack force. 😀 😛
*fires the eightth salvo of the Planet Wave Cannons, the HARDJUSTICE torpedoes, the CREATOR's Hyperphotonium Missles, and GODFIRE torpedoes at our attackers*

 

[kurchatovium]

*The second salvo of enemy fire hits the Armada. This time it does fair damage to the shields but none to any of the ships.*

The third round of impacts are coming in at 65, 75, 87, 99 seconds. Divert as much energy as possible to the shields. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*fires off another salvo of new weapons*

*diverts all possible energy to shields and prays they hold* 😀 😛