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The Self Referential Thread

Thanks for the link, Zod. Mitchell beat us to it in starting the thread. 😀 😛
 
That was a famous joke of Jack Benny's. Every year on his birthday (from the time he was about 50 onwards) he would say it was his 39th. 😀 😛
 
That was a famous joke of Jack Benny's. Every year on his birthday (from the time he was about 50 onwards) he would say it was his 39th. 😀 😛

A very^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 funny man

Back in April,when I was stuck in Omaha,I was able to watch a good PBS show on him He was invited to the white house by President Truman

He took his violin with him A secret service man asked what was inside the violin case Jack told him a shotgun

The secret service agent says,good,I was afraid you may have bought your violin with you 😀 😛
 
He was invited to the white house by President Truman

He took his violin with him A secret service man asked what was inside the violin case Jack told him a shotgun

The secret service agent says,good,I was afraid you may have bought your violin with you 😀 😛

LMAO😛
That's a great one. 😀 😛
 
AARP may well send you an invitation to join. They did the week that I turned 50. 😀 😛
 
Yes, I did join. Just one time using The AARP discount to rent a hotel room or car more than makes up for the annual dues. 😀 😛
 
AARP may well send you an invitation to join. They did the week that I turned 50. 😀 😛

Wow that fast. 😀

Yes, I did join. Just one time using The AARP discount to rent a hotel room or car more than makes up for the annual dues. 😀 😛

Cool. I might look into their health insurance see how cheap it is. 😀 😀 😛
 
Many hotels and motels give a discount for AARP members and all car rental companies do. 😀 😛
 
I haven't looked into their health insurance since I get that at work, but they are very proud of it. 😀 😛
 
They have car insurance, too, but I don't have a car so I didn't look into that either. 😀 😛
 
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