I have the coordinates of a large, ugly abomination. It is the size of a football field, and has thousands of grasping tentacles. 😀😛
*sends coordinates*
Teleporting to un-reconnaissanced (hey, it's French, nobody knows how to spell it) locations is dangerous and can be counterproductive (hey, it's French, nobody knows how to spell it) to the ultimate mission which is why just maybe you shouldn't be doing impetuous (hey, it's French, nobody knows how to spell it) shit like this. Just a thought. (thought is non-French, totally safe).
*ZxxxxxMMyyyyzzzzqqqrrst casts a spell of disntergration which throws kurchatovium back. Most likely would have killed many other beings but kurch shakes it off and pulls out two holy Cannons filled with crystallized divine light.*
kurchatovium: My turn.
*kurchatovium fires thousands and thousands of divine light missiles into the beast. The rapid fire shakes him and the ship. The beast yells in agony as it is ripped to shreds by the tremendous onslaught of fire.*
ZxxxxxMMyyyyzzzzqqqrrst: AGGGGGGGGGGGGG THE PAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
*kurchatovium riddles the beast with all the ammo. Suddenly as kurchatovium begings to turn away the beast makes one giant lunge toward him in an effort to get him. kurchatovium siftly turns and pulls his sword and slices the beasts heart in half and cuts off the beasts head.*
kurchatovium: Bye ZxxxxxMMyyyyzzzzqqqrrst (hmm what do you know got the name right that time) 😀😀😛
Don't worry TK we are winning. ZxxxxxMMyyyyzzzzqqqrrst is quite dead. Sorry if that was not clear, got caught up in trying to pronounce the beast's name. Hehehe 😀😀😛😛