The Smashingly British Thread

[Cave In]

I do say this thread is indeed news to me

 

[Michael514]

Allo allo!! I do say it's quite wet and grizzly here today! Off I must go now to embark this rather nasty weather!!!!

 

[tickleterror]

Anyone fancy joining me for a pint of cider.

 

[devilsadvocate]

Woodpecker or Strongbow?

 

[Cave In]

What no Scrumpy Jack?

 

[devilsadvocate]

ahh yes, the greatest of them all

 

[red indian]

Gore Blimey!!!.......

.....how long has this thread been here? no one tells me bugger all round this gaff! I have just come down the apples in me new whistle and I am off out to get me barnet cut. Have got to use the jam jar because me plates are killing me, might have to pay with a gregory though as i have got no jack.

Why am I talking this bollocks? I,m from Derbyshire me duck! but i doubt any of you are ready for any derbyshire dialect, its not quite so tourist friendly.

 

[red indian]

Check this out for a bit of prime British roast beef!

http://www.eurosport.com/indycar/indianapolis-500/2005/sport_sto724409.shtml

 

[General Zod]

.....how long has this thread been here? no one tells me bugger all round this gaff! I have just come down the apples in me new whistle and I am off out to get me barnet cut. Have got to use the jam jar because me plates are killing me, might have to pay with a gregory though as i have got no jack.

Why am I talking this bollocks? I,m from Derbyshire me duck! but i doubt any of you are ready for any derbyshire dialect, its not quite so tourist friendly.

Red me boyo You gotta stop hangin in the P&R forum so much and join in the humor stuff more often 😀 😀

 

[red indian]

Yes....

....you are right Zod, I need to "chill" as you colonials say. Its just that I need to explain so much to you folks on the outer edge of the empire, how would you all get along without my regular "keep it real" updates?

 

[General Zod]

....you are right Zod, I need to "chill" as you colonials say. Its just that I need to explain so much to you folks on the outer edge of the empire, how would you all get along without my regular "keep it real" updates?

You make a good point there friend 😀

 

[The pear]

I present to you, the South London "Gansta" talk... *Ahem*

"You wot blad, I'll shank you up I swear down, don' even mess with me famting or get bare rude or I'll mess you up silly blud."

Just thought I'd inject a bit of present talk from the "L-Town", this is genuinely how about half the population of teenagers in the London area talk... Which is quite humorous to hear in person.

P.S. No, I do not talk like this! 😛

 

[Thatsecretchord]

This thread made me laugh! Mostly because NOBODY in the Uk talks like our American friends think we do. Only the post directly above made any sense sadly enough. True say safe blud get me?