THE "WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" HALL OF SHAME

[Dussicar]

For god's sake people, he made ONE little mistake. Could we please end this before we end up with another potential member humiliated into silence?

There have been a lot worse posting on this site in the past. I'm sure he's young. I'm sure he's impetuous. But that dosen't mean we should pick on him because he didn't take the time to sift through Missy Val's mountain of posts to find out whether she's married or not.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

I don't think this is even about that anymore, Dussicar. Everyone is just trying to outdo each other in finding/creating the cheesiest chat-up line ever. 🙂 We're not picking on anyone, just having fun.

 

[BigNorm]

true story pick up line. started this line waaaay when i was ignorant and in middle school.

"Hey, want a foot massage? i'm really good at it."

it had it's embarrassing times, like 75% of the time, but it got to massage the awesomely soft feet of 3 hot chick's feet that way, not to mention, got me to be the personal foot massuese of my mom's friend who was a fox in her early forties.

not to mention it got me to massage the feet of 5 hot french exchange students and the beautiful teacher.

got to massage/tickle the french exchange student teacher's feet in the shallow end of a water park's wave pool. it was such a blast.

even got this girl to pose for a pic, and she's practically beg for a massage. no joke.

 

[shalaw]

How about this line: I'd rent a whole concert hall, pay bond 100k to play and the only remuneration (other than bond's fine music) I'd want would be to tickle the feet of Iluv2btickled.

 

[chicag0]

Worst pick up line ever used on me.... "I just got out of jail"

 

[Tickler Bart]

"Now I know. There IS a God. For only a God can create such beauty."

 

[Tickler Bart]

"Wow. I couldn't help noticing your feet. They are perfect. Are you a foot model?"

 

[Tickler Bart]

Here's what a woman said to me once . . .
"Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you."

 

[-Kunoke-]

This is the best one I've ever heard in my life.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake."

I chuckled just typing it out.

 

[aenglish]

One ingenious dude actually had a few hundred disposable ballpoint pens made with a rather polite and businesslike pickup line embossed on them in gold.