the "you know you're getting old when" thread

[melanie2]

You know you're getting old when..

you are faced with medicine bottles in the morning..:31:

on the go all day and when you get home, you flake out..and your feet ache..

when you realize that in two years, you qualify for senior discount at the civic center..sighs..

when people under a certain age all look like children to you..

your turn..

 

[Violetta]

You know you're getting old when you start "You know you're getting old when" threads.

 

[Zipddoo]

You know you're getting old when..

People whisper "Happy Birthday" to you, yet you hear the piercing alarm of the smoke detector after blowing out the candles.......

Phrases you use on your kids, are the same ones you used to roll your eyes to while promising yourself you would never say them to "your Kids!"

You stop and buy Rolaids on your way out to an Italian Restaurant

When buying a new car, you decide on "Practical" not "Sporty"

You do less and less for the first time, and more and more for the last

And finally.........wait for it.........

You actually can answer in a thread titled "You Know Your Getting Old When"
:stickout

 

[melanie2]

You know you're getting old when you start "You know you're getting old when" threads.

it's a joke thread...and i know many peeps your age who feel older than me..

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

You know you're getting old when...

...you don't recognize half of the celebrities that people mention fantasizing about tickling on the board.

Damn whippersnappers... :wheelchair:

 

[juggernaut]

You know you're getting old when...

... you're Izzy.

 

[melanie2]

... you're Izzy.

:31: :31: :31:

o no he's back..:stickout

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

When you're able to say music was better when I was a kid.... and it was!!!!!

 

[melanie2]

Nerrad that is gross..remove it this instant...

 

[Zipddoo]

Nerrad that is gross..remove it this instant...

I thought it was entertaining
:gun_bandana: he says ducking a Hot Flash

 

[babinsky1]

You know you're getting old...
When you tell someone how old you are and they
stop answering your e-mails..

 

[Budweiserbob!]

You know you're getting old when you're able to smelt gold with the candles on your birthday cake.

 

[aztkled58]

All those answers are great but what the hell was the question?

 

[juggernaut]

All those answers are great but what the hell was the question?

The memory is one of the first things to go.

 

[Cbarton]

You know you're old when the music you listened to AFTER COLLEGE is now on the oldies stations...

 

[kopfhorer1]

You do less and less for the first time, and more and more for the last

Please clarify?

You know you’re getting old when you listen to a hip-hop tune and you recognize all of the songs they sampled!

You know you’re getting old when all the people from the bands you grew up with are in their 70's.

(Question: Is being sick and tired of hideously-repetitive oldies radio a sign of aging?)

 

[Horus]

After reading the comics, you start reading the obits and start to look for people you went to high school/hung out with.

The wait staff at the diner automatically gives you the Senior Citizen's Discount without asking. (Goes for everywhere else you go to, movies, theatre, store, etc.).

The 'over-30' crowd starts to greet you with 'Sir' or "Ma'am". They let you get on the bus/train first.

 

[melanie2]

i hate being called ma'am...:31:

 

[meteor]

when the policemen look young
when you struggle to do 50 mph in or on a high performance bike/car
when topless models and pole dancing just interest you drunk or sober
i'am not there yet have a mental age of about 10 going on 20
christ wish i was 20 this is not a uplifting thread for me (more like one of her in doors)(she who must be obeyed):scared worn 106 inch by treble z bras)stickout😱🙂

 

[melanie2]

when the policemen look young
when you struggle to do 50 mph in or on a high performance bike/car
when topless models and pole dancing just interest you drunk or sober
i'am not there yet have a mental age of about 10 going on 20
christ wish i was 20 this is not a uplifting thread for me (more like one of her in doors)(she who must be obeyed):scared worn 106 inch by treble z bras)stickout😱🙂

lol you are too damn funny...

p.s. i hate you nerrad..

 

[juggernaut]

You know you're getting old when you hate everyone younger than you.

 

[melanie2]

You know you're getting old when you hate everyone younger than you.

o now we are resorting to calling some old here..hmmm

and about those siggy quotes..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and i didn't say i hate everyone..just clones...:stickout

 

[tklmaestro]

You know you're getting old when you get out of bed in the morning....

 

[janis]

when depends are on the grocery list

going to funerals are almost an every week occurence

 

[md1957]

Who's getting older?

i hate being called ma'am...:31:

Sorry about that ma'am!

Just remember, you are only as old as you feel! 😱

God, that really depresses me! :scared

Let's don't ask questions like this again!