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Things you don't want to hear in surgery...

DR. Wall Sorry Mr Greene we couldnt save your leg

Mr Greene: Dr. Wall I have a detatched retina
 
What are all these tools for?

I shouldn't be here, I'm not a surgeon!

Whoops, my hand slipped and I cut the wrong tube!

I forgot to wash my hands!
 
Ouch I just cut my finger and the blood dripped into the incision! What's worse is I have HIV.....whoops! :shake:
 
We don't have any blood for this blood transfusion?

Awww I dropped my smoothie!

You ddin't numb her first?!?!?!??!
 
Anyone know if this is a paralytic or an anesthetic?
 
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