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Things you should never say to a police officer

Get that damned flashlight out of my eyes before I shove it up your ass!
 
*after spotting the COPS crew* Hey, dude, get out of my way. This could be my big break!
 
So, did the last cop who gave me a ticket get out of the hospital yet?

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
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