Manofmystery is just a guy who believes in cutting through all the bull and getting to the point. This guy just wants to tickle the pretty ladies of the world and doesn't want to have to waste time on things like actually getting to know them to be able to tickle them at his leisure. Ah, if only you could just tickle every girl you wanted. Unfortunately you have to do time conusming things like, you know, getting to know them and feigning interest in their mundane lives. Oh well I guess you have to take the bitter with the sweet.
As for manofmystery, I think he's a straightshooter with upper management potential!