Time to tease Milagros

[milagros317]

Milagros may be needed for his math skills in the voting count tomorrow.

I will actually be working tomorrow as a poll worker. I report at 5am to help get the polling place ready to open at 6am. We will likely be working until about 10pm, since everybody who is in line by 9pm gets to vote. (At 9pm, a cop goes to the end of the line, assures the last person in line that he or she will get to vote, and shoes away anybody who tries to join the line after that.)

Before you commend me for doing good civic duty, I will get paid $300 [before taxes] by the City of New York for the day.

I will not be counting any votes. The scanning machines that read the paper ballots do that automatically. I will be directing people to the correct table. (As in, "You live at 25 Central Park West? Then you are in Election District 93, third table in the first row.") The polling place where I will be working serves seven election districts.

 

[paracarl44]

Will be a BUSY MAN tomorrow.

 

[milagros317]

Will be a BUSY MAN tomorrow.

Is correct, and I am glad that there will be three cops on duty there. 😀

Also translators to assist voters; the languages available (based on the population of my neighborhood) are Spanish, Chinese, Hindustani, and Bengali.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros will find little time to post here tomorrow.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros will find little time to post here tomorrow.

Indeed, I will not be back to the TMF until Wednesday morning. 😱

 

[AmishTickler]

I hope he has not seen some of the posts made recently in the sports subforum. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I hope he has not seen some of the posts made recently in the sports subforum. 😱

Be assured, my friend, that Laugh is on my Ignore List, so I see neither his posts nor his signature.
He is a fan of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards, so I know in general the lies that he posts.
Obviously, a swift and painless death would be too good for him.

 

[AmishTickler]

Milagros will not have the last word tomorrow. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Milagros will not have the last word tomorrow. 😀

This is true; I will not post at all tomorrow. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros will not have to count sheep to go to sleep tomorrow, but he might dream of counting ballots.

 

[AmishTickler]

Milagros will not be happy that the Dodgers have NINE free agents this offseason. 😱

 

[milagros317]

Milagros will not have to count sheep to go to sleep tomorrow, but he might dream of counting ballots.

I will likely dream of murdering fans of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards. 😀

Milagros will not be happy that the Dodgers have NINE free agents this offseason. 😱

Correct, that is too many. Just Kenley Jansen would be too many free agents all by himself. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

Sounds like a bad year for the Dodgers if they trade off a lot of players.

 

[milagros317]

Sounds like a bad year for the Dodgers if they trade off a lot of players.

Fortunately, the owners are billionaires and can keep those free agents worth keeping. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros is happy that his Dodgers are ahead of the Giants in their division.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros is happy that his Dodgers are ahead of the Giants in their division.

Very happy indeed!
As I type this, the Dodgers are tied for first place in the NL West and the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards are tied for last place.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros cannot be happy of Kershaw's pitching the other night.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros cannot be happy of Kershaw's pitching the other night.

🙁

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros cannot be happy of Kershaw's pitching the other night.

🙁

^Milagros seems downright mad about Kershaw's pitching the other night.^

 

[milagros317]

^Milagros seems downright mad about Kershaw's pitching the other night.^

It is a shame to subject a great pitcher to pitching in Coors Field. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

It is a shame to subject a great pitcher to pitching in Coors Field. 🙁

^Are you trying to blame it on the beer? ^

 

[milagros317]

As you well know, it is the thin air up at that altitude that ruins pitchers' breaking balls and also turns routine fly-ball outs into home runs.

 

[paracarl44]

The Dodgers are barely ahead of The Giants in their division.

 

[milagros317]

The Dodgers are barely ahead of The Giants in their division.

It is still very early in the season. I am hoping that the airplane carrying the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards on their next road trip will crash, with only the pilot and crew surviving.

 

[paracarl44]

The Dodgers are batting .500 and ahead of The Giants.