Nah! stuff this lot!
What we need at this knees up is a ruby murray. You can not beat a good inj to get in the party mood, 28 popadoms, a mixed keeba, and a lamb khari all washed down with 6 pints of cobra and then a massive argument about the bill, then start telling the waiters to fuck off, then the tandoori chefs all pile out of the kitchen with meat cleavers so you start chucking glasses at them and turn the table over and then leg it out of the bog window as the scuffers turn up at the front door. yes indeed entertainment UK style.