Tmf

[His Divine Shadow]

*Slashes. Repeatedly.* I suggest you declaw me first.

 

[nessonite1]

Owwwie!!!!
*pouts*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

FFFFFFTTT! *Swipes*

 

[alf1]

Looks like ( at least ) three pages more in that thread tomorrow ... cool 🙂

* counts points *

* drinks gin *

* falls asleep *

 

[nessonite1]

*puts on band-aids® and large wildlife gloves*
*counds down to self*
*pounces on cat Steve Irwin style and pins him to the ground*


Crikey!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Is that really how it is spelled? *Licks paws*

 

[nessonite1]

Yes 😛
*nueters HDS lest he pass on his PITA gene*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Regurgitates on Nessonite and morphs back into a person, recovering his gonads in the process*

 

[nessonite1]

bahh! *throws HDS's kitty testes at him*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Yow! *Is hit in eye* Vile vixen! *Grabs a chainsaw* I'll destroy your hair! *Advances swiftly*

 

[nessonite1]

*clamps arms around head*
Not the hair!!
*HDS looks particularly menacing now with cat blood splattered across one side of his face*
eek!
*shimmies up a conveniently placed palm tree*

 

[Cbarton]

::;wanders in....turns on the dreaded shop vac....sucks chainsaw into it.....:::WHAM:::

"all safe, Nessie....you can come down now..."

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Sets fire to the Shop-vac* That vile appliance has foiled me for the last time....*Fire spreads to HDS* AHH! It burns with white hot fire! It IS white hot fire! *Spazzes into palm tree, sets it on fire*

 

[Cbarton]

Ok...let's fight fire with....WATER!

:::grabs Ronco Pocket water cannon....aims freezing cold water at HDS while I order the new fire-proofed Mega-Tickler Shop Vac..:::::

Duck, Nessie....this cannon has no filter on it!!!!!

 

[nessonite1]

*clings for dear life to the tippy top of the palm tree, too scared to jump*
DO SOMETHING!!

 

[Cbarton]

:::added extra hose to new fireproof shopvac...sucks up water under Nessie and tree....dry floor below:: water cannon puts out fire on palm tree:::

"OK..safe to jump..I'll catch you!"

 

[nessonite1]

Cannonball!!!!!!

 

[Kalamos]

/me wanders by.

/me waves.

/me wanders off.

 

[-Kunoke-]

* Kunoke copies the awsome green action text

* Kunoke watches as Ness cannonballs

* Kunoke leaves in boredum

😛

 

[Kalamos]

/me feels ripped.

😉

 

[-Kunoke-]

* Kalamos feels ripped.


😉

😉 I felt compelled to do it, sorry.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

HDS feels the me function has been abused. 😛 *Drips*