TMI Tuesday -- 1/19/10 -- Divided by zero!

[asutickler]

1. What is one of the strangest things you've ever had happen to you?

I don't really believe in the supernatural at all... But this one time in college I woke up and saw a girl kneeling in front of the window of my dorm room, maybe 4 feet away from me. I stared for a second, then blinked and she disappeared. It wasn't disturbing at all, she actually seemed rather peaceful. Normally I'd just dismiss it as a leftover fragment of a dream, but it just seemed so real. Weird, eh?

2. Beverages: Do you like to drink them because of the taste, or what they do to you?

Both. I mostly drink diet soda and water, for taste, caffeine, and hydration. I don't really drink very much alcohol anymore...

3. What is one of the most regrettable things you've ever done while drunk?

Nothing major, or serious, or life-changing... But one time I puked a trail from the bed in my best friend's guest room across the carpet, out the door, into the bathroom, and then pretty much everywhere but the toilet. I then proceeded to pass out face down in his living room, and didn't remember any of it the next day. That's what I get for doing the equivalent of 15-20 shots in less than 2 hours. 😛

4. You have to get a tattoo. I don't know why, but you do. What is it going to be of and where are you going to have it done?

A rhinoceros (surprise surprise) on the outside of my right shoulder.

5. You have to leave your home immediately and may not be able to come back. You get the chance to take 6 things with you. What are they going to be?

1. Cat
2. Computer
3. Cell
4. Wallet
5. Car
6. Whatever I'm forgetting...



6. You're in a committed relationship with someone else, however, both you and your partner are "allowed" to nail one celebrity should the chance ever arise. [[yeah, right.]] Who is the one person on your list and who would you allow to be on your partner's list?

I don't give a crap about 99.9999999% of the celebrities in the world, so there is exactly one answer to this question: Salma Hayek. OMFGHELLZYEAH. My partner could have whoever she'd like on her list.

7. If you could invent something what would it be?

Synthetic (non-petroleum) gasoline. Not because I'm some sort of environmentalist, but because the patent on that shit would make me enough money to literally rule the world. And I would. 😀

8. What is your favorite snack food that no one else understands why you like it? [[i.e: Bananas and ketchup or some shit.]]

Peanut butter and... A spoon. Raw cookie dough is also swell.

9. You've been invited to a costume party. Awesome! Who/what are you going to go as? Why?

I'm going to go as myself. I generally don't get down with playing dress-up.

10. How long can you go between showers before you feel that it's been too long and you absolutely need another one?

I absolutely need to shower after I've slept for any decent period of time or worked out. It would gross me out not to... I guess that would make the answer 8-16 hours, depending on the day.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

1. What is one of the strangest things you've ever had happen to you?

When I was about 14 or 15 I fell asleep on the couch downstairs. I woke up in the middle of the night and just kind of stared into the darkness and I saw this...figure? that was a little darker than everything else. I felt like I couldn't move my body at all - it was all numb like when your hand falls asleep. Then this thing made a motion that looked like waving, and my body automatically waved back, even though I couldn't voluntarily move. Then I kind of felt pins and needles in my whole body all gather from my head and my toes towards my belly. When they were all in one spot, I felt this weird kind of internal pressure on my stomach pushing out, and then I just passed out. I woke up the next morning confused as FUCK.

If it was some sort of paranormal experience, I have no clue what it was. If it was a dream, it was the weirdest, most realistic dream I've ever had.

2. Beverages: Do you like to drink them because of the taste, or what they do to you?

I mostly drink water - and I drink it mostly for taste, but also because it's good for you. The only time I really drink soda is when I mix it with liquor, and that I drink mostly for the effect I've recently taken to drinking a little bit of wine at night time, and I drink that for the taste and because it's relaxing

3. What is one of the most regrettable things you've ever done while drunk?

Puked all over my house. Srsly, kitchen, living room, bathroom (sink - not the toilet ) basically everywhere except my bedroom. I woke up the next morning, totally forgetting what I did the night before, came out of my room and was like, "Who the fuck had a puke fight in my house?"

4. You have to get a tattoo. I don't know why, but you do. What is it going to be of and where are you going to have it done?

I want to eventually get this...

right about here.

5. You have to leave your home immediately and may not be able to come back. You get the chance to take 6 things with you. What are they going to be?

1.) Monkey
2.) Cell phone
3.) Purse (assuming my wallet and keys are in it)
4.) Clothes
5.) Computer
6.) Blankets

6. You're in a committed relationship with someone else, however, both you and your partner are "allowed" to nail one celebrity should the chance ever arise. [[yeah, right.]] Who is the one person on your list and who would you allow to be on your partner's list?

Mine - Sylvester Stallone circa 1976
His - don't care

7. If you could invent something what would it be?

A mind-reading machine

8. What is your favorite snack food that no one else understands why you like it? [[i.e: Bananas and ketchup or some shit.]]

Cottage cheese with chips crushed in them

9. You've been invited to a costume party. Awesome! Who/what are you going to go as? Why?

Last time I went to a costume party I went as a pumpkin. It was pretty fucking sweet. I was covered in orange

10. How long can you go between showers before you feel that it's been too long and you absolutely need another one?

About 24 hours - maybe another 12 hours if I've been sitting around doing nothing.

 

[ArizonaTickler]

1. What is one of the strangest things you've ever had happen to you?
I was going to say walking into the men's bathroom at Six Flags and seeing a guy in a Metallica shirt who had long blonde hair making me think he a girl - But then the first post did remind me that I saw a ghost when I was little. Ghost is probably weirder than feminine 80s man.

2. Beverages: Do you like to drink them because of the taste, or what they do to you?
To me, beer tastes like paint. Miller Lite tastes the least bad, it tastes like paint on toast, so at least part of it is edible. But Mike's Hard Lemonaide is really tasty, especially any flavors that end in the word berry.

3. What is one of the most regrettable things you've ever done while drunk? I haven't really done anything too stupid when drunk, I only get drunk 2-3 times a year.

4. You have to get a tattoo. I don't know why, but you do. What is it going to be of and where are you going to have it done?
A blue dot someplace most people will never see, like my inner thigh. It will be the earth from really really far away.

5. You have to leave your home immiedietly and may not be able to come back. You get the chance to take 6 things with you. What are they going to be?
My car, and the next five things would be road trip snacks.

6. You're in a commited relationship with someone else, however, both you and your partner are "allowed" to nail one celebrity should the chance ever arise. [[yeah, right.]] Who is the one person on your list and who would you allow to be on your partner's list?
I suppose I would say Christina Ricci - For some reason if I ever ran into her I seem to think I would actually have a chance 😛

7. If you could invent something what would it be?
I don't know, it hasn't been invented yet.

8. What is your favorite snack food that no one else understands why you like it? [[i.e: Bananas and ketchup or some shit.]]
This isn't really a snack food, but I like to put hot sauce on rice, and that's pretty strange. Also, hot sauce on turkey. I really like hot sauce.

9. You've been invited to a costume party. Awesome! Who/what are you going to go as? Why?
Superman - I often get told I look like Clark Kent.

10. How long can you go between showers before you feel that it's been too long and you absolutely need another one?[/QUOTE]
If I don't shower every day I feel unclean.

 

[..Glamorous..]

8. What is your favorite snack food that no one else understands why you like it? [[i.e: Bananas and ketchup or some shit.]]
This isn't really a snack food, but I like to put hot sauce on rice, and that's pretty strange. Also, hot sauce on turkey. I really like hot sauce.

I put sour cream and bbq sauce on rice; not at the same time, of course.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

1. What is one of the strangest things you've ever had happen to you?

Where do I even start with this?

2. Beverages: Do you like to drink them because of the taste, or what they do to you?

Both.

3. What is one of the most regrettable things you've ever done while drunk?

Don't remember. Probably something to do with either sex or destroying something.

4. You have to get a tattoo. I don't know why, but you do. What is it going to be of and where are you going to have it done?

Something to do with either my star sign or a quote from someone I admire either on the inside of my forearm or my shoulder.

5. You have to leave your home immiedietly and may not be able to come back. You get the chance to take 6 things with you. What are they going to be?

iPod, phone, PS3, hard drive, Rockstar (energy drink), and my fav jacket.

6. You're in a commited relationship with someone else, however, both you and your partner are "allowed" to nail one celebrity should the chance ever arise. [[yeah, right.]] Who is the one person on your list and who would you allow to be on your partner's list?

Normally I'd say Angelina Jolie. But that's expected. So I'll say Hayley Williams from Paramore because she makes me want to explode.

As for partner, hmmm...Johnny Depp or Christian Bale. With a warning to my sig other to not leave any lights on during sex with Mr. Bale because, "it's fucking distracting."

7. If you could invent something what would it be?

A cloning machine.

8. What is your favorite snack food that no one else understands why you like it? [[i.e: Bananas and ketchup or some shit.]]

Marmite. But it's not really a snack food.

9. You've been invited to a costume party. Awesome! Who/what are you going to go as? Why?

Agent Smith. Because it's an excuse to laugh at everything hysterically and then get all serious and sneer at people in the span of three seconds and still have it be okay.

10. How long can you go between showers before you feel that it's been too long and you absolutely need another one?

One day max if I'm not going anywhere.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

1. What is one of the strangest things you've ever had happen to you?

Where do I even start with this?

You'd better come up with one. I saw your name as the last reply and I thought, not joking at all here, "Oh man, I'd better go see what Marquis put for that first question." 😀

 

[Marquis De Sade]

You'd better come up with one. I saw your name as the last reply and I thought, not joking at all here, "Oh man, I'd better go see what Marquis put for that first question." 😀

HAHAHA!! Oh dear. I've become predictable! Crap. Now I shall have to think of something. 😀

Hmmm...strange, strange...

Not sure really. A lot of "strange" things have been fun for me. Like when Carmen Electra asked me if I wanted scrambled eggs and my mind when blank with what to say. There's one. I saw the exact symbol from The Crow burning into the side of a mountain that, turns out, was actually natural.

Ah ha. Here's one. Not sure what to make of it though. I was walking down the aisle in a bookstore and the Satanic Bible flew out off the shelf and landed right in front of me. I even peeked through the space on the shelf to see if someone had pushed it but there was no one there.

 

[chicago]

1. What is one of the strangest things you've ever had happen to you?

-Life's been pretty strange in general.

2. Beverages: Do you like to drink them because of the taste, or what they do to you?

-What they do to you? What does that even mean? Are we talking alcoholic? Because in that case, I go for what they do to you. I don't make enough money to get drunk off of "Sex With An Alligator"s. It's always Jameson and PBR for me. Otherwise, I drink a lot of iced tea.

3. What is one of the most regrettable things you've ever done while drunk?

-Puked. I mean, that's about it. Haven't had any one night stands or anything like that. I'm pretty good.

4. You have to get a tattoo. I don't know why, but you do. What is it going to be of and where are you going to have it done?

-A typewriter to cover up the roman numeral seven on my left wrist.

5. You have to leave your home immediately and may not be able to come back. You get the chance to take 6 things with you. What are they going to be?

-Shoebox of pictures and letters, laptop, cell phone, money, cigarettes, and a lighter.

6. You're in a committed relationship with someone else, however, both you and your partner are "allowed" to nail one celebrity should the chance ever arise. [[yeah, right.]] Who is the one person on your list and who would you allow to be on your partner's list?

- I think he'd go with some girl off Telemundo with a huge ass. I'd go with Gerard Butler.

7. If you could invent something what would it be?

-Home teleportation device for everyday use.

8. What is your favorite snack food that no one else understands why you like it? [[i.e: Bananas and ketchup or some shit.]]

-Pickle slices with ranch dressing or flaming hot cheetos with cream cheese, but I don't eat the flamin' hots too much anymore.

9. You've been invited to a costume party. Awesome! Who/what are you going to go as? Why?

-Lucille Ball circa "I Love Lucy" if I'm going by myself. Chong from Cheech and Chong if someone's coming with me and I can convince them to go as Cheech. Why? Because I haven't dressed up for Halloween since I was like 11, Lucille Ball is amazing, and who wouldn't find Cheech and Chong costumes hilarious?

10. How long can you go between showers before you feel that it's been too long and you absolutely need another one?

-If it's winter and I'm not running around for some reason or getting dirty, I can go a couple days, spray some extra perfume on, you're good to go. If it's summer, I have to take a shower like every day, sometimes twice a day.

 

[DEEPSHOTONE]

1.[/B] What is one of the strangest things you've ever had happen to you?

2. Beverages: Do you like to drink them because of the taste, or what they do to you?
taste

3. What is one of the most regrettable things you've ever done while drunk?
Get a DUI

4. You have to get a tattoo. I don't know why, but you do. What is it going to be of and where are you going to have it done?
Scripture, location undecided

5. You have to leave your home immiedietly and may not be able to come back. You get the chance to take 6 things with you. What are they going to be?
My Ipod
My cameras( Im a photographer)
my external hard drive(my life is on that thing)
my passport
my Bible( a must have)
my Cell phone

6. You're in a commited relationship with someone else, however, both you and your partner are "allowed" to nail one celebrity should the chance ever arise. [[yeah, right.]] Who is the one person on your list and who would you allow to be on your partner's list?

Im unattached. But my choice would be Eva Longoria

7. If you could invent something what would it be?
A device that would clear trafic..

8. What is your favorite snack food that no one else understands why you like it? [[i.e: Bananas and ketchup or some shit.]]

Salsa flavored Doritos

9. You've been invited to a costume party. Awesome! Who/what are you going to go as? Why?
Zoro. Why? I have no f**king idea. LOL

10. How long can you go between showers before you feel that it's been too long and you absolutely need another one?

10 hrs tops.