TMI Tuesday -- 11/17/09 -- Under the sheets.

[goddess_nemesis]

That, and the drake also uses his penis to "lasso" a female who tries to escape from it."
😀

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Lol, I'm such a dumbass at times!

That was hysterical. 😛

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Whaaaa? Never.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Sunglasses indoors, popped collar, Ed Hardy hat. Works every time.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Dominate.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Depends.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

I'm having it. Right now. I'm like Sting like that but minus the beard.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Depends. Right person comes along with the right chemistry, who gives a.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Yes. Wait, what's out of the ordinary here?

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Sense of humor, sarcasm, street-smart, confidence - real confidence. Not that fake, put-on shit where they convince themselves of something that could fall apart at any given second.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

They absolutely don't. One chance is all you get. Unless I'm able to fully understand why something happened, can truly relate to it and honestly say I would do the same thing under the same circumstances and therefore would be no better and act no differently.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

 

[Flatfoot]

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
While looking for a witty way to make this answer "a monkey" because I love monkeys, I found this. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i-wtO7pjJKk&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i-wtO7pjJKk&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

LOL That bird IS pretty smooth! I like how right near the end, the female displayed interest in his goods, and he teasingly backed up towards her, and then dropped his tail, like, "Nope!" 😀

 

[sasaxrah]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Yup.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
I hope to be funny and friendly, but I probably come across lame.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
Dominated mostly but it's fun to switch

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
Haven't. I'd consider it if someone I was with was into the idea, and we could find a fun, safe partner.

5. When was the last time you had sex?
No comment.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Usually not a good idea, but not always.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
Sure... though I'm totally blanking on anything specifically.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
Self-confidence, sense of humor, empathy, being sweet and thoughtful

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]
Give me some space, sincerely apologize by understanding exactly what was wrong with their actions, take steps to not do it again. And buying dinner couldn't hurt. 🙂

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
A mare. 😛

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Yes. Next question.


2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Humor. Or, at least, what I take to be humor.


3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Dominate 85%, dominated 15%


4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Have I? No. Would I? If the circumstances were right.


5. When was the last time you had sex?

With another person? Sunday.


6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

The sex would be good, but the situation is bad.


7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Um, given the place, no, I wouldn't call it "random".


8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Eyes, smile, curvature. Let's face it, we judge on the outside first.


9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

Admitting they are at fault is a good start, as is apologizing. Also, making me something to eat.


10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

A tranquilized bear.

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[kered]

Here ya go, Crystal.

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Yes.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
I would simply say hello and try to make conversation.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
Depends on the situation. Both can be fun.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
Nah.....exciting as it sounds it just isn't me.

5. When was the last time you had sex?
Many years ago.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Not much romance or thrill of anticipation if you just have dinner and knock boots on the first date.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
Doesn't everyone?

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
Eyes, smile, legs, sense of humor.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]
Depends upon what they did but I would accept an apology and forgive anything but cheating. If she wants to go elsewhere then break up with me first. I have been around enough to know that once a cheater, ever a cheater.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
A human.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Why yes, yes I have.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Umm..I probably act like an idiot. I'm not good at letting someone know I'm interested lol. I get shyish I guess.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Hmm...a little bit of both I suppose.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

No thank you.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

Uhh....a long time ago.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Terrible idea.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

I'm a tickling forum lol. See fetlife if you want to know what I'm into.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Eyes, their personality, if they can hold a good conversation.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

Hmm...by going out of their way to do some interesting therefore proving that they actually listen to me.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

Umm... I really have no idea. What animal likes sex but wants to wait to find someone worth it to share it with. Is there an animal for that.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Absolutely.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

I do this:

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Totally and completely dominated.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

I sorta have... once.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

A long ass time ago.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Bad plan.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Asphyxiation? The rest of my turn-ons?

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

The New England Patriots.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

Bring me a cookie and a glass of strawberry milk.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

A llama.

 

[poopies]

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

A llama.

I apologize in advance for the following, potentially inappropriate joke...

Is that because you spit? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I apologize in advance for the following, potentially inappropriate joke...

Is that because you spit? 😀

Spitters are quitters.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I apologize in advance for the following, potentially inappropriate joke...

Is that because you spit? 😀

😵

 

[CrystalLight]

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

Bring me a cookie and a glass of strawberry milk.

I NEVER KNEW YOU LIKED STRAWBERRY MILK!

I FUCKING LOVE STRAWBERRY MILK!

ALSO,

New England Patriots? Wtf? No.

No.

Just No.

NO.

 

[Coup de Grace]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Yes.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Say "hi" and introduce myself.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

I love to be dominated. I love when women take control and have their way with me.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

While I wouldn't completely object, it's not something I actively pursued. I'm more of a 1 on 1 type of person.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

Last weekend.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Depends on how well you know the other person. Aw hell... Sex is good so GOOD! 😛

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Female toe fetish. Slight ankle fetish.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Physical: Pretty (green) eyes, Attractive face, Nice shapely legs, pretty toes, thin, bony ankles. In a nutshell, a smoking lower body. T&A is all good, but I prefer legs and toes.

Emotional: Stable

Other: Intelligent, independent, bubbly, a smidge goofy, loves to have fun, adventerous, loves sex.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

They bow in front of me and beg for forgiveness. "BOW DOWN AND KNEEL BEFORE COUP!... Now, finally... take my hand and swear eternal loyalty to Coup..." 😛

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

A Tiger.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Negative.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
Like a moron.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
Dominated.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
No and No.

5. When was the last time you had sex?


6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Bad.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
Guys in baseball hats.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
Lots of stuff.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]
All I know is there better be roses, chocolate, and some damn good make up sex. jk jk 😉

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
Bwahah... I really don't know!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I NEVER KNEW YOU LIKED STRAWBERRY MILK!

I FUCKING LOVE STRAWBERRY MILK!

ALSO,

New England Patriots? Wtf? No.

No.

Just No.

NO.

Strawberry Milk = WIN.
NE Patriots = WIN.