TMI Tuesday -- 6/14/11 -- The ropes have been unbound.

[Skipadeedoodah]

1. If you could be a superhero or a super villain, which would you be and why?

I'd be a superhero, but I'd be like Hancock 😀 It'd be boring to be completely and 100% good ALL the time.

2. What's your super alias?

Fuck an alias. I'd be just me.

3. Name a friend as your sidekick, tell us who they are.

Does this even need to be said? Euphoricy and BlackestLily - duh.

4. What's your weakness(es)?

Distraction. It does not matter what I'm trying to focus on. Throw something sparkly across my field of vision or release a pretty butterfly and I forget all about the task at hand.

5. What's your power(s)?

Striking fear into the hearts of undesirables with my ferocious death stare, paralyzing them with my savanna-silencing RAWR, and then descending upon them and mercilessly ripping them to shreds.

6. Does your costume have a cape? Do you wear a mask?

Fuck no there's no cape or mask or otherwise retardo superhero costume.

7. What song would be playing in the background every-time you swept into action?

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8. Would you rely solely on a weapon or your own bare hands?

Bare hands FTW. I can't imagine using a weapon to be as effective at releasing built up aggression as old school fist-on-face.

9. Are you a member of a superpowered team or do you go about it solo?

I am 1/3 of the world's most fearsome trio - the Impenetrable Force of Doom.

10. Would you rather have been born w/your powers or gain them through some sort of freak accident?

My badass-ery would be entirely natural.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. If you could be a superhero or a super villain, which would you be and why?

Super hero. As much fun as villainy sounds, I have too much of a conscience.


2. What's your super alias?

Mister Observer.


3. Name a friend as your sidekick, tell us who they are.

Skip is my sidekick, Agent Orange.


4. What's your weakness(es)?

Dinner, dirty hands, and ticklish women.


5. What's your power(s)?

Through sheer observation, I can learn just about anything I need to know about a person. Better than Jason Bourne, not quite Charles Xavier.


6. Does your costume have a cape? Do you wear a mask?

My costume does not have a cape. But I do wear sunglasses, because my future is so bright.


7. What song would be playing in the background every-time you swept into action?

Dropkick Murphy's "Shipping up to Boston"


8. Would you rely solely on a weapon or your own bare hands?

Since my powers would give me insight into the particular weaknesses of any foe, I'd rarely need more than my hands. However, the adamantium gauntlets I wear also help nicely.


9. Are you a member of a superpowered team or do you go about it solo?

I'd be a part of the Silly League, led by Milagros.


10. Would you rather have been born w/your powers or gain them through some sort of freak accident?

I'd like to think my powers developed naturally.