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To Sammi-Chan

Oh come on...everyone knows if vampires really exsisted, they would have ran out of blood over a few weeks and perish...it's all numbers. 1 Vampire bites a human, they become a vampire. Then they bite two more, that's 4. and so on and so on....
 
I must be doing it wrong. When I bite people they turn into "angry face-punching person" and chase me down the road 🙁
 
And when I do it they just sorta look at me all confused. 😵
 
Oh come on...everyone knows if vampires really exsisted, they would have ran out of blood over a few weeks and perish...it's all numbers. 1 Vampire bites a human, they become a vampire. Then they bite two more, that's 4. and so on and so on....

That's a logically sound argument that I've read numerous times. Unfortunately, such rationale is based upon the Hollywood interpretation of vampires and has little basis in gothic literary tradition and even less of a basis in folklore. Therefore, the argument fails because you can't become a vampire by being bitten.
 
And when I do it they just sorta look at me all confused. 😵

You can come and practise on me if you want to, I'd be more than happy to show you the correct way to nibble on a neck <3
 
sammi....im sorry for buggin you. do me 2 favors please. read my poem, and PM me about the situation...OR get on yahoo, whichever suits you....until then, ill just not talk to you again....please dont cut me out of ur life
 
Summer lovin' happened so faaaaaast,
Summer lovin' had me a blaaaaaast,
Summer lovin', I caught gonhorreaaaaaaa,
Summer lovin', under the pieeeeeeeer!
Summer days, driftin' away,
But OH!
OH! the summer nights a well-a well-a well-a UH!
 
It's creepy yet fascinating to watch ppl trying to get a woman's attention over the web.

Makes one feel... powerful and coveted.
I should try someday.
As a man I can barely get my pals' attention, when they're busy with something...

😉
 
It's creepy yet fascinating to watch ppl trying to get a woman's attention over the web.

Makes one feel... powerful and coveted.
I should try someday.
As a man I can barely get my pals' attention, when they're busy with something...

😉

That reminds me...I need to see "Hannibal Rising" when it comes out.

EDIT: Headsnap - I just noticed your sig pic. I take it you're from eBaum's World, too?
 
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Nevar. I found it on Encyclopedia Dramatica while I was looking up an article that one of my WoW guildmates made to celebrate his gheyness. The dog was cute so I stealed it.
 
Nevar. I found it on Encyclopedia Dramatica while I was looking up an article that one of my WoW guildmates made to celebrate his gheyness. The dog was cute so I stealed it.

Ah. That explains it.

Mitchell Henderson is my an hero.
 
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