Today I will not..........

[milagros317]

Today I will not shoot anybody in the ankle. 😀

 

[Gothika]

i will not fall out of bed

 

[Bator]

I will not play tonight, the club is closed due to a snow storm.

 

[Gothika]

i will not stink up the house after eating these tacos

 

[cue]

Let my loneliness overwhelm me.

 

[Gothika]

hit my self in the had with a candy bar

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not shoot anybody in the foot.

 

[paracarl44]

TODAY I WILL NOT..........................

climb Mount Everest.

 

[Bator]

Today I will not get loaded.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not stab anybody in the eye. 😀

 

[Bator]

Today I will not get much rest.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not stab anybody in the neck. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Today I will not fly to Hawaii.

 

[Gothika]

^ill take your place

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not stab anybody in the shoulder. 😀

 

[Bator]

Today I will be very busy.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not stab anybody in the chest. 😀

 

[Bator]

Today I will not go snowmobiling.

 

[SmashTV]

Today I will not go to work as I'm off until January 3rd.

Cheers, everybody,
SmashTV

 

[Bator]

Today I will not go to the gym.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not stab anybody in the belly. 😀

 

[AmishTickler]

Today I will not get a suntan.

 

[Gothika]

today i will not get eaten by frosty

 

[AmishTickler]

Today I will not have a beer.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not stab anybody in the ass. 😀