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Top Ten alternate use for guys!

goodieluver said:
I will vote only if im given the west coast and chicago to rule
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sure, west coast is too earthquaky for me, and chicago.... too windy.

val, sure, have oceana, don't even know where the hell is is :wooha:

as ruler, i will approve stocks, feathers, and electric tooth brushes for all. men shall have buffalo wings, ribs, beer and football in unlimited supply, and women.... can go on shopping sprees or whatever women do... (women are still an enigma to me)
 
Bignorm868 said:
....and women.... can go on shopping sprees or whatever women do... (women are still an enigma to me)
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...an endless enigma, Norm!

btw....make sure they have their own credit card...!!😛
 
Storm_Cat said:
...an endless enigma, Norm!

btw....make sure they have their own credit card...!!😛
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oh gawd yes! almost forgot. women get their own credit card with unlimited limit. spend as much as you want.

oh, and everyone gets $1,000 in 1 dollar bills, cause EVERYONE should bath in cash before they die, it's a pleasure you can't measure.

women also get their own robotic man to complain, or have deep conversations with. and the robotic man or "manbot" will be sympathetic and help you no matter what.

and men shall get women...
 
MistressValerie Hi, Chickles -- I see that we have similar preferences in flooring materials
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*Heehee*

Abs-olutely hon! 😛 :laughing:

Nothing like extending my feet over a couple of muscular chests and wriggling my toes through the thick curly hair. Ooooh yess!
Or how about driving said floor mats wild by gently trailing my big toe along that tuft of hair that runs from a guy's navel south to his more "interesting" parts. 😀

Many blessings,
 
nessonite: You made a big contribution in the civil war did you?
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Hiya! 😎

Good one, Nessonite!

I admit was going to ask "Which Civil War?" If we're talking about the one my friends refer to most readily -which created the brief republic in the 17th century under Cromwell- you may be right about the 'Cannon fodder'. But what about the one many of my relatives refer to by the term -the one which removed the Saigon government? Seems to me there were a lot of women in that struggle.

But that's such a narrow view. Who do you think it is that worries about keeping the children fed, and tends to the elderly and keeps any civilisation from collapsing when the bombs start flying around?

Just a thought. 🙂

Many blessings,
 
Chickles_:) said:
Who do you think it is that worries about keeping the children fed, and tends to the elderly and keeps any civilisation from collapsing when the bombs start flying around?
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Question is: who makes those bombs fly around?
Yes, exactly.

So, men start wars out.
Women mourn the fallen.

The best next thing we could do, instead of electing a woman for prez, was letting women in the army, so they could die as well.

...

Life is short. Why wait, anyway?
 
Were good......at....um....getting confused?...

Also we manage to say the wrong thing all the time. (I mean how many times have a man stomped out of a room crying and a girl behind him going, "What did I say?")

We interupt conversations.

We're simple....that's a + right?

We'll die for the ladies......ummm....sort of.

Oh I got one. We're really good at never crying! 🙂
 
Bignorm868 said:
oh gawd yes! almost forgot. women get their own credit card with unlimited limit. spend as much as you want.

oh, and everyone gets $1,000 in 1 dollar bills, cause EVERYONE should bath in cash before they die, it's a pleasure you can't measure.

women also get their own robotic man to complain, or have deep conversations with. and the robotic man or "manbot" will be sympathetic and help you no matter what.

and men shall get women...
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I shall have a tickle mandate in my zone of influence

Who knows, mebe i'll turn it all into a real life kittletown
 
Chickles_:) said:
Hiya! 😎

Good one, Nessonite!

I admit was going to ask "Which Civil War?" If we're talking about the one my friends refer to most readily -which created the brief republic in the 17th century under Cromwell- you may be right about the 'Cannon fodder'. But what about the one many of my relatives refer to by the term -the one which removed the Saigon government? Seems to me there were a lot of women in that struggle.

But that's such a narrow view. Who do you think it is that worries about keeping the children fed, and tends to the elderly and keeps any civilisation from collapsing when the bombs start flying around?

Just a thought. 🙂

Many blessings,
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Heh but who are the ones keepin the villians from the homes filled with the elderly and children 🙂
::rebel yell::
 
Timewarp said:
Also we manage to say the wrong thing all the time. (I mean how many times have a man stomped out of a room crying and a girl behind him going, "What did I say?")
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It rarely happened to me.
Unwittingly, at least.
I usually know when I am being *MEAN* to someone. :sharp_tee

How could I enjoy my Chaotic Neutral alignment else? :laughing:
 
Chickles_:) said:
I admit was going to ask "Which Civil War?" ... But what about the one many of my relatives refer to by the term -the one which removed the Saigon government? Seems to me there were a lot of women in that struggle.
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I see that we have something else in common, my dear -- when my family speaks of the "Civil War," we refer to what happened in Cambodia from 1975-79. I'm one of the lucky ones who got out (1976) and grew up in Thailand. It sure puts things in perspective, doesn't it?

Blessings,
 
Chickles_:) said:
*Heehee*

Abs-olutely hon! 😛 :laughing:

Nothing like extending my feet over a couple of muscular chests and wriggling my toes through the thick curly hair. Ooooh yess!
Or how about driving said floor mats wild by gently trailing my big toe along that tuft of hair that runs from a guy's navel south to his more "interesting" parts. 😀

Many blessings,
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If you haven't yet checked out the groups on my sig link, I think that you'll find a lot there to enjoy, especially at the MSN and Forum77 sites 😉 😉 😉
 
Hiya 😎
These are some great posts everybody!

Hmm, good at saying the wrong thing?? Awww, no come on, please don't think that... I mean okay it's sort of true but guys are great for saying the right thing in the right moment like, you've had a bad day and your hair totally flopped and your mum gives you that look that makes you wonder if you learned anything she taught you about how to keep house and you know you're friends think you've put on weight even if they're not quite saying it. And then your bf goes and pulls you close, kisses away your bad-hair day tears, hushes your sobs and says "i can't live without you, i know everything will be okay. Why don't i take you out on the town, or if you'd like we could stay in and cuddle. Anything that gives me a chance to look into your -insert accurate eyecolour here- eyes."

It's just not the same when a girlfriend says that. 🙂 🙂

You're right Mistress V. My prayers of thanks that you escaped in time and were able to grow up in the Thai Kingdom. Like you said it really puts perspective on things. I confess it wasn't me who suffered the war itself but my relatives remember the hard times. I'm just happy you came through it.

As for your site info, sounds really interesting. I'm not sure i quite got it though, *colour me slow 🙄*

If you like, please PM me sometime.

Many blessings,
 
.....guess I will be adding "Male Floor Pad" to my work resume tomorrow... 🙂



".......Or how about driving said floor mats wild by gently trailing my big toe along that tuft of hair that runs from a guy's navel south to his more "interesting" parts. 😀 ......"


Chickles, how can you be so unfair to write that? How in the world am I supposed to sleep tonight now.....? 🙂
 
Hiya 😎
*MUAHAHAHAHA!*

Did i say you could get any sleep tonight?? 😛 *chickles playfully extends toe*
What i didn't tell you was how long it took me to master the skill of undoing a guy's belt with my foot. 😉

Many blessings,
 
MistressValerie Chickles, I officially dub thee a fellow Ab-Mistress
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Hiya Mistress Val 😎

LOL that's so great! :happy: I promise to tease boys' abs unmercifully and otherwise conduct myself in all manners worthy of the sisterhood.

Don't you just love the way their ab muscles ripple when you draw a nail over them with barely a feather-soft pressure?? WOOHOO!!! 😀 😀

Many blessings,
 
"Don't you just love the way their ab muscles ripple when you draw a nail over them with barely a feather-soft pressure?? WOOHOO!!! "

Gulp. You ARE a wicked one. :wooha: Now I won't be sleeping for two nights.....

And Mistress Val, you are not helping the situation at all, dear. 😛


Happy tickling! lol
 
I love to watch the skin on a guy's tummy twitch as I poke him ever so gently ... to feel his muscles contract as I knead his bare belly with my probing fingers ... to enjoy the way his abs feel against my bare soles as I rub my feet on them and teasingly explore his tickle spots with my toes ... yes, abs are a wonderful thing! 😀
 
Ha! You silly women! Listen up...I will pay $1,000 dollars to any woman who can best me in a tickle fight and make me say "I Quit". Cmon! This thread is about female superiority isnt it? Put up or shut up! Youll be squealing "I Quit" as my nimble fingers lightly scratch and excite every nerve in your bodies make you a ticklish mess! Wholl accept my challenge? One grand to any woman who can make me say "I Quit!" :tounge:
 
Hiya! 😎
Okay, I will be the first one to admit that once a thread is out there it can often take on a life of its own.

BUT, as the launcher of this thread, let me quickly assure everyone that it was never intended to imply or suggest female superiority. 🙂 Though that might make a worthy thread 😛

On the contrary, it was intended for us women to happily discuss all the wonderful aspects about guys that make them special to us, in addition to the obvious tickle/sex related things.

So, Luc, please relax, there is no need to "take us on," to prove a point. I'd be the first to admit that in such a tickle show down you'd have me begging hysterically for mercy in record time. :laughing: -come to think of it, it sounds like fun. 😎

But, getting back to the spirit of the original theme of the thread, let me echo your thoughts, Mistress Val, Guys' abs make truly delictible toys - especially the way you can make those male-muscles move and quiver differently depending on how you tease them. *heehee* It's too cute!! 😀

Many blessings,
 
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