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[Celtic_Emperor]

Yeah. And I only accept human or greater. Some people have tried to con me by sending me animal souls, and I had to take legal action.

In fact, I distinctly remember the case of Count Vladislaus Dracula versus Walmart.

Oh yeah, thats right people....they're into more than just putting local merchants out of business.

 

[Sockstickler]

I think I've heard of that case, though I've never heard how it was settled.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

I think I've heard of that case, though I've never heard how it was settled.

They tried everything. From drinking me under the table, to bribing, to threatening my wives, and trying to settle out of court.

I said no and stood my ground. They filed a counter-suit claiming I want to harvest all the souls of the world for the final confrontation..., and all this other crazy, unfounded heresay and conjecture.

So I went ape$hit on them. Lets just say they're in a dungeon now with electrons shocking their genitals while leeches drain them of what remains of their blood...

I knew that, in the end, Walmart would see things my way. :happy:

 

[Sockstickler]

Knowing Wal-Mart management, even that may be too good for them. They rip off their employees, and as a result, their customer service system sucks big time. Nice to know someone's taking action 😀

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Knowing Wal-Mart management, even that may be too good for them. They rip off their employees, and as a result, their customer service system sucks big time. Nice to know someone's taking action 😀

It's the least I could do. But then again, I do have standards of my own.

We were nice enough to send the widows and widowers a fruit basket.

 

[Sockstickler]

Well that's good. It's not their fault their spouses work for the spawn of the Dark Side itself. I'll bet most of them were actually relieved.

 

[blackmagicjack1]

Here's another picture of my original character, Azalyn, sitting on a tree branch and enjoying her view. :happy:

Your browser may resize the picture, but a full-view would be better for the details. 🙂

Drawn/colored in Painter 9 on my tablet.

Azalyn & artwork © Damien Jones

Simply put, I wish I could do work like that.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Well that's good. It's not their fault their spouses work for the spawn of the Dark Side itself. I'll bet most of them were actually relieved.

I think McDonalds may be in league with these powers. Ladies Footlocker is also suspicious, as is Starbucks.

And be cautious when using Procter and Gamble products.

 

[Sockstickler]

Well, if Dilbert's any indication, we know Procter and Gamble are involved, at least with the demons of Heck.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Simply put, I wish I could do work like that.

Thank you. Thats an awefully nice thing to say. :happy:

Although if you really want to, you can. Everyone starts somewhere, regardless of innate talent.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Well, if Dilbert's any indication, we know Procter and Gamble are involved, at least with the demons of Heck.

Dilbert is a nark. He's fighting the good fight (or at least he's trying to).

 

[Hungarian21]

😀 FINALLY! LIFE! XD There...I was worried this would only be a 2-3 person conversation. 😉

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Don't worry, you're enough personality for 3 people!

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Don't worry, you're enough personality for 3 people!

haha 😀

 

[Hungarian21]

😛 Maybe enough pain for an army, but I'm still in search of a personality...

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Nahh, you aint a pain. Your my favourite jocular clone trooper! 😀 .

 

[Hungarian21]

*hopes jocular means something good* 😱

 

[LonelyKimiko]

joc·u·lar
adj.

1. Characterized by joking.
2. Given to joking.


[Latin ioculris, droll, from ioculus, diminutive of iocus, joke. See yek- in Indo-European Roots.]

Means your funny ^^ .

 

[Sockstickler]

*looks at Dictionary definition* Um, yeah, what she said 😀

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"Conjunction junction, whats your function?"

 

[Hungarian21]

joc·u·lar
adj.

1. Characterized by joking.
2. Given to joking.


[Latin ioculris, droll, from ioculus, diminutive of iocus, joke. See yek- in Indo-European Roots.]

Means your funny ^^ .

AH! 😀 Ok, then Thank you! 😱

*throws dictionary at Vlad...listens to echo after dictionary hits Vlad's head* XD

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

*throws dictionary at Vlad...listens to echo after dictionary hits Vlad's head* XD

Are you sure you're not talking about yourself there, and just slapping my name on it?

*wipes some of the foam at hungarian's mouth away with a towel*

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Hehe thats just cruel Vlad XD .

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Like it's my fault! He's pushing me to do it. He knows exactly what he's doing. 😛

 

[Sockstickler]

Although you have to admit, throwing a dictionary at your own head is a really good trick 😎