True nurse tickle

[sole seeker]

My association with this you guys and this site must be impairing my judgement. Well, that plus a healthy dose of drugs. This happened to me two days ago:

I threw my knee out and had to go to the emergency room to see if they could put it back in. (No luck there, dammmit!) Anyway the doctor had the nurse shoot me up with some pain killer before he manipulated the joint. After playing around with my leg for awhile he left me and my wife with two nurses while he split to torment his next victim. The nurse who stabbed me in the butt with a needle starts to retake my blood pressure. By now I'm flying high as a kite. She put my left hand alongside the top of her hip to keep my arm stiff, so she could better manage the BP gadget.

I might have been high, but I could still feel textures. The nurse's uniform (a blouse and jacket) was soft and silky - it must have been rayon. I started running two finger tips very lightly in a small circle around her side. When her face split into a big grin I switched to lightly spider-tickling her ribs, right through her uniform. She got this big smile on her face, and then began giggling. I tickled her ribs the entire time she took my blood pressure. The whole thing lasted maybe 20 seconds. I'm not really sure how long, because I was really high.

Anyway, she's giggling, the other nurse is looking surprised, and my wife looks over at the one who's laughing and asked her if I was grabbing her ribs. She continued to giggle and nodded her head. All three of them looked at me and I said, "Hey it's her fault, she's the one who put my hand there!" In my state of mind (whacked out of my skull on demoral) this seemed like an excellent defense to me at the time. Now, in the cold light of day (sans drugs), I'm not so sure. In any case, I did enjoy spider-tickling her ribs, seeing her very pretty smile and hearing her cute giggle. Well, there it is. An opportunity seized.

I'll be chatting with you'all. After all, I've got nothing better to do until my knee is fixed.

 

[Em Es]

Double praise

Soleseeker, I commend you for taking advantage of the tickle opportunity, rather than forever wonder if you should have. And double praise for making your move in front of your wife, let alone in front of the other nurse! (I prefer to avoid an audience when I'm up to no good.)

Here's wishing you a speedy recovery . . . and a follow-up examination with that ticklish nurse!😀 Was she attractive?

 

[sole seeker]

Thanks, Em.

I thought she was attractive. She reminded me of a lady I work with upon occasion. She was in her late 30's early 40's, slender, dark-haired with a big smile and nice teeth.

I don't think I'll be getting her again. I don't think that pain-killer drugs will work as an excuse a second time. But if I do meet her again, I don't think I'll be able to supress an ear-to-ear grin. 😉

 

[Tiffany]

I'm surprised you didn't damage the BP device!

Tickling a nurse, or doctor, M or F has been a fantasy of mine for a while. Always wanted payback for those plantar reflex tickles!

 

[the_Baron]

what if it was all a drug induced fantasy? what if the TMF does not even exist?

 

[chrisheaven]

I'm jealous

 

[AphxA]

muahah

lucky dawg you. Hope you get better!!grrrrr😀

 

[sole seeker]

Thanx, Alpha.

Ya'know... it's too bad I'm not more of a 'lee. I've got my leg in a knee brace which is much like having a removable cast. I'd give a nickel to find a bunch of the ladies who frequent this forum wearing this puppy - especially if there was no one around to keep me on good behaviour! 😉

 

[toyou444]

I did this once, sans drugs, at a physical. The nurse was in her late 40's early 50's and not a knockout but she's really nice everytime I'm there. Unfortunately she was not ticklish but she did go into great detail about her husband being VERY ticklish and how she often gets him. Plus my blood pressure registered high during the test...lol...I wonder why?🙄

~ toyou

 

[Traveler]

Nice one sole,I wish I had the nerve to do it.I have high blood pressure and go to doctor often for a check up maybe this story will stick in my head and I will get up courage and give it a shot lol.

Hey,what's the worst that could happen

 

[paszkowt]

Yes, I wonder what was YOUR blood preasurre level during this. I am sure you disturbed the process...

 

[chrisheaven]

BP soaring already!

 

[sole seeker]

Actually, my blood pressure had returned to normal while I was tickling her. Pain medication helped a bunch, because that puppy was pretty high when I first hobbled into the ER.

I still don't regret my rash act. It was a great deal of fun.

Carpe tickle! Definately the way to go.

 

[chrisheaven]

just gotta smile at the thought of what you did!

 

[chrisheaven]

I'm going to head down to the hospital!

 

[SmashTV]

Soleseeker, you're a legend! Well done....and a great alibi to boot! Hope you're getting better!\

Cheers, everybody,
SmashTV

 

[Darth Vegeta]

lucky you!

GOd I wish I could get my hands on a little nurse 🙂 Reminds me of the medical exam... nude in front of a female doctor... midtwenties... . GOOOOOD!!!!!

 

[sole seeker]

Thanks everyone. I'm getting some better, Smash. Got the stitches out today.

A legend, huh? - Maybe in my own mind. Wow - I just had a horrible thought... Could this be my fifteen minutes of fame?
Geeze, just my luck - to be famous under an alias!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Good stuff...

...surrrrrrrrrrrrrre, it was the DRUGS that made ya do it! 🙄

 

[CaptainQuantum]

I thought of sole seeker's story when I read this

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051215/ap_on_he_me/nurses_sexual_harassment

Nurses Face Harassment From Patients

By MARGARET STAFFORD, Associated Press Writer
Thu Dec 15, 5:10 PM ET


KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Nurse Sarah Andres is so used to male patients calling her "sweetie" or "cutie" — or even asking her for a kiss — that it rarely upsets her anymore.

"I usually chalk it up to they don't feel good, a lot of them are confused," said Andres, who has been a nurse in St. Louis for five years and works in the critical care unit at St. Mary's Health Center. "I never really thought of it as sexual harassment."

But nursing organizations say such treatment is common, and it is definitely sexual harassment.

The American Nurses Association cites a 1982 study that reported that 60 percent of the nurses surveyed said they had experienced sexual harassment at work, though that included all cases, not just from patients. Still, nursing officials said it is clear that inappropriate behavior among patients is a widespread problem.

"I suspect that if you ask nurses if they've been harassed by patients, a majority would say yes," said Belinda Heimericks, executive director of the Missouri Nurses Association. "Nearly every nurse will run into it at some time in their career."

The harassment can run the gamut from offensive jokes or sexual comments to inappropriate touching. Sexual assaults are rare but do occur, nursing officials say. Some male nurses have reported being harassed, but the overwhelming majority of cases are between male patients and female nurses.

Such harassment creates tension for nurses, who must walk a fine line between meeting their professional responsibilities to the patient and protecting themselves.

Debbie Dougherty, an assistant professor of communications at the University of Missouri-Columbia, interviewed 29 nurses in four states to determine how they react to the harassment and how it affects their relationships with patients.

She found that nurses usually crack jokes or sternly reject the patient's conduct. Most nurses said they continue to provide medical care, but the emotional support patients need from them sometimes declines, Dougherty said.

"It probably makes the relationship a little more tense because there is a feeling of uncomfortableness between the nurse and patient," Heimericks said.

Dougherty's study, which will be published in the spring issue of Management Communication Quarterly, found nurses are generally more distressed by harassment from co-workers or doctors. Heimericks agreed, saying patients come and go, while nurses have to see the co-workers every day.

Federal and state laws protect nurses from sexual harassment by patients, and the institutions' written guidelines must reflect those laws.

In most cases, the harassment stops far before a lawyer has to be called in or charges are filed.

Nursing organizations say that if harassment from a patient continues, nurses can ask to have a second nurse stand by in the patient's room, refuse to care for the patient, ask that the patient be transferred to another floor, or report the behavior to a superior. Doctors and administrators are sometimes called in to talk to the patient.

In extreme cases, institutions can "fire" patients and send them to another hospital, said Scotty Shively, an employment and health lawyer in Little Rock, Ark.

But medical institutions are constrained by certain legal obligations to care for patients, Shively said. For example, patients needing emergency care must be admitted. And dealing with harassment becomes more complex if the patient is mentally ill.

Andres said she has sometimes asked not to take care of a particularly troublesome patient. But usually, she said, "I just tell them that we are supposed to be professional here. I tell them we need to have mutual respect. Sometimes you have to talk to them almost like children."

Dougherty's study found that nurses receive little training in handling sexual harassment from patients. Andres agreed.

"It's something you learn as you work," she said. "I just try to keep the relationship professional. I call the patient `Mr.' or `Mrs.' whatever, and I expect the same thing from them. I don't expect to be called pet names at work."

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Not that I'm saying you were trying to sexually harass her. And I would've probably done the same thing, if I had the balls to. She probably would've knocked me out with a bedpan. 😀

 

[Hiryu]

Hope you continue to heel up quickly, man. What would have been even cooler is if your wife had got up, closed the door then helped you tickle the nurse. If the other one tried to leave she could say "Open that door, and you're next!".

 

[chrisheaven]

where's my nearest hospital?