True Or False?

[camble4eva]

True and someone tried to steal it off me and I turned round to them and said "that's Nacho cheese" geddit!?.....hmm I'll get my coat.

You think my jokes are complete and utter shite

 

[manga_geek13]

False!! 😀

You like to make people laugh.

 

[Klaxxon]

True

You listen to the radio while driving.

 

[TicklishBlackGuy]

True

You sing loudly while driving, and don't give a shit

 

[Klaxxon]

True

You check out women while in a shopping mall.

 

[milagros317]

True, especially if they are wearing sandals or flip-flops.

You like to eat chocolate pudding.

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

True, but only occasionally, and only if it's good pudding.

You like to drink Pepsi.

 

[Klaxxon]

False - I find it to be the worst of all the colas.

You worry about how your superiors view your job performance.

 

[milagros317]

False, I have already given my notice to retire as of May 31, 2016

You believe that your boss is competent to do his or her job.

 

[greger]

Currently unemployed, so false I guess.

You are following your dreams.

 

[milagros317]

True for the most part.

You are living where you wish to live.

 

[Texastkl]

False




You enjoy watching shark documentaries

 

[milagros317]

False

You often watch the news on cable.

 

[camble4eva]

False....no cable in our area 🙁

You have tickled a women's foot in a bar before

 

[milagros317]

False, not in a bar.

You have been slapped across the face after tickling a woman's foot.

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

False. Did that happen to you??

You have been slapped by your mother more than once.

 

[milagros317]

False. Did that happen to you??

Yes, it did, at a party in roughly 1975. We had all been drinking.

You have been slapped by your mother more than once.

False, never.

Your parents used spanking as a punishment when you were a child.

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

False. No spanking, just beating.

You were shy/awkward during school.

 

[camble4eva]

True...as am still a bit now

Your best friend has shit on you

 

[milagros317]

Not literally true, but metaphorically true.

You have received kindness from somebody you regarded as an enemy.

 

[Texastkl]

True




You've spent an entire day getting to know someone you thought you had nothing in common with and ended up becoming friends

 

[milagros317]

true

Your closest friend today is somebody you hadn't met three years ago.

 

[camble4eva]

Actually very true

You have got annoyed today by other rude and obnoxious drivers on the roads

 

[milagros317]

False, I didn't drive today.

You like to drive on the highway.

 

[camble4eva]

False, I absolutely dispise Motorway driving. Full of dickhead Audi and BMW drivers whom apparently have ownership of these roads "grrrr"

You prefer to cycle off road than on