True Or False?

[C.A.B.]

False. So perfidious am I.

If a cow can jump over the moon, then a buffalo should tap Mars, no problem

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Based on my extensive knowledge of physics and astronomy...true.

Silence is golden

 

[Candygirl]

True, but duct tape is silver 😛

If cat's always land on their feet, and dropped toast will land butter side down, a dropped cat with buttered toast on it's back should levitate, spinning in the air...

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

TRUUUUUUUE! Eventually creating a blackhole for all of humanity to be sucked into.

Levitating cats are the future rulers of the universe

 

[Candygirl]

False. I think it will be run by zombie robot people.

You don't believe in aliens.

 

[Lopa]

false

candy is tipped to be a moderator here

 

[Candygirl]

False. I don't know what that means, and I don't know why everyone keeps saying that...

You walk/exercise daily.

 

[Destrucity]

True

You own a bicycle

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

True. Try to.

You have a short attention span

 

[Destrucity]

FALSE!

You like to.... oh look, a butterfly!

 

[Lopa]

true


you are going for hunting this weekend

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

False

Your plan is for world domina...oooh look, something shiny!

 

[C.A.B.]

True

The most common form of sexu... AH! THERE"S A BEE ON YOUR SHIRT!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

True

You have milked a cow

 

[C.A.B.]

True

You have squeezed a tit

 

[Candygirl]

True. 😉

You wish you had awesome tits of your very own.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

False. I got the goods already 😛

Imagining tits growing on trees amuses you

 

[voided9]

True =P



You like your job

 

[Candygirl]

True 😀

You enjoy a quiet evening reading a book once in awhile

 

[scorpio87]

not really



you keep your wallet in your pocket

 

[Candygirl]

False. I keep it in my purse.

You have a few character tees.

 

[voided9]

False... I'm an adult =P



You own a cell phone

 

[TD01089]

True

You have comcast interent

 

[paracarl44]

FALSE.

You once owned a black & white TV.

 

[Destrucity]

Not to my recollection...

You saw The Purge (complete with brief tickling scene)