Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of
them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had
already locked his jaws on the boy's legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of
a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and
twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed
the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The
reporter began entering data into his laptop,
beginning with the headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan
Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal. '
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero
interjected.
"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in
Boston , I just assumed you were"
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again,
"John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Dog
Attack"
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy
responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in
this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or
Ted Kennedy What team or person do you like? > ''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W.
Bush" the boy > says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved
Family Pet."
them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had
already locked his jaws on the boy's legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of
a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and
twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed
the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The
reporter began entering data into his laptop,
beginning with the headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan
Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal. '
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero
interjected.
"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in
Boston , I just assumed you were"
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again,
"John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Dog
Attack"
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy
responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in
this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or
Ted Kennedy What team or person do you like? > ''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W.
Bush" the boy > says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved
Family Pet."
