Not Ticklish? You're Fired!!!!
So Instead Of The Oil Cartel, We Would Have A Feather Cartel? The Westminster Bird Show? (bird Dogs Of Course Long Ago Having Been Outlawed). Record Prices At Sotheby's For A Dodo Bird Feather? If You Won The Lottery( Now Obviously A Wholly Owned Tt Subsidiary) Would You Get Your Choice Of Tt Vixens As Lees/lers? How Would Standup Comics Know If They Suck? Funerals Would Be Less Somber, But Instead Of Viewing The Deceased You Would....ewwwwwwwww!!!! Shoe Store Salesmen, Podiatrists And Pedicurist Would Be Like Today's Music/movies/tv/sports Stars? The Only Thing That Would Not Change Is Ness Being Queen. Great Thread Idea.