Useless Facts About Ourselves

[alienfetus]

So yeah. Think of all the useless crap you want people to know about you and post em! Did you break your toe in second grade? Tell us! Do you masturbate 27 times a week? Put it in! :33


Here are most of mine until I think of more ;D!!

I can't sleep in the dark.
I can put my legs behind my head.
I have a fear of dolls.
I'm afraid of waking up during surgery.
I have a specific routine in the shower.
One of my cats lives permanently in my room.
I have a German accent on certain words. [ I am German. Durr. ]
I can't function properly if my nails are dirty.
I lock doors behind me in my house. Bad, old habit. Sleep with my door shut and locked.
I hate politics.
I am ambidextrous, left hand dominant.
I pee a lot ):... But then again.. I drink a lot.
I am agnostic.
I had a slight case of narcolepsy a few years back.
I have a legitimate fear of falling out of love.
I used to be a Sailor Moon FREAK
I would like to be an artist/photographer or a sex therapist.
I love to learn about sex.
I can't STAND sitting in stale air. I have to have a fan on or a vent or something going all the time where I am or I feel sick.
I recently started getting cases of carsickness.
I HAVE AN ABNORMAL MENSTRUAL CYCLE.
I hate when people TYP LYK DIZ LOLZ.
I think proper grammar is sexy.
I HATE it when I don't know how to spell a word.
I like researching fetishes.
I am unbelievably ticklish and sensitive to touch.
I think I have a slight tickle fetish and a full blown costume fetish.
I am a procrastinator.
I hate my body.
I can't follow through with hardly anything. Ice skating, dance, swimming, horseback riding, piano.... All quit within a few years. Even keeping a journal is devastatingly hard for me. I have kept my xanga rather up to date for years, however. My deviantart, on the other hand...
I still watch cartoons.
I'm obsessed with Asian horror films.
I love Jerry Springer.
I love techno, foreign, and dance/trance music.
I get easily frustrated.
I get angry when couples take their time together for granted.
I love Rasher from Animal Crossing : Wild World.
I sprained my ankle in November 2006
I don't like my elbows because I can't lick them.
I love colors.
If I don't wash my hair everyday I get a headache.
I hate when people stand around me when I am sitting.
I didn't start wearing make-up until I was 17.
My boyfriend lives in Chicago, we met online 7 years ago.
My boyfriend was my “RP brother” until two years ago, we admitted we loved each other.
I punctured my skull ice-skating.
I had to get stitches in my chin from busting my chin open playing limbo.
I had stitches in the center of my nose from falling on a coffee table as a child.
Our anniversary is on March 2nd.
I am a lacto-pollo vegetarian. NOT A VEGAN.
I took dance for 8 years.
I tend to add the word "-face" or "-bear" at the end of my pet's names. I.e.: "Peppy-face" "Kuri-bear"
I'm incredibly open minded.
I believed I was bi-sexual for four years before I realized I loved women for an artistic, aesthetic reason. [ I'm an artist. It didn't hit me that I love just drawing women until last year. ]
I am a very sarcastic person. It gets me in trouble.
I have generalized anxiety disorder, which literally took over and crippled me for much of my early teenage years.
My joints constantly pop out of place.
I deeply admire proud cultures, such as Mexicans or Native Americans.
I find Mexicans incredibly sexy, followed by Asians and Middle Easterners.
Fall and winter are my favorite seasons, but I hate how messy fall looks.
I still sleep with a blankie [Got when I was two] and a teddy bear my fiance gave me five years ago.
I love exploring abandoned houses/buildings/ect.


Yeah those are fuckin' useless...That's all I can think of right now. Let me know your useless facts! ^o^

 

[Violetta]

I will start this out my saying I thought it was interesting that you have a fear of dolls. For my first random fact, I'm gonna go and say something potentially embarassing.

*I have a fear of baby dolls coming alive. The things freak the crap out of me.
*My favorite color overall is actually blue. Purple is just my favorite one to wear.
*I have a great love for villains. The Empire, Decepticons, Cobra... I always end up rooting for them because I think they're cooler.
*I have an intense hatred for Valentine's Day, and typically spend much of the day drunk or in a rage.
*I've dropped out of college twice. I figure I'm stupid or something.
*If I have a project to work on, like a drawing, I can go without sleep for hours long than usual.
*I enjoy classic and retro sci-fi movies and shows. And I really love a good fantasy show.
*I do not regard Lord of the Rings as good fantasy.
*Despite the number of pairs of bondage pants I own, I've never been bound by another person with my own pants.
*I have bound myself.
*I have a great love of flying, and do intend to someday have a pilot's license.
*My collection of swords decorate's the area of the living room around the fireplace. It includes a functional ninja-to.
*People make probably way too many vampire jokes about me. >_>
*I've never broken a bone in my life.
*I still collect action figures and random other toys that catch my fancy.
*I'm really having trouble coming up with more stuff for this list. So I'ma stop for now.

 

[Sablesword]

OK, I'll bite:

I sleep with lots of pillows
I don't watch TV. At all.
I can't cook chicken so that comes out edible.
I never buy bread anymore; I bake my own from scratch
I hate fish and legumes, and won't eat them.
I have lots and lots of books.
I have really really thick glasses
I can't stand the thought of wearing contacts
Most of the furniture in my place is stuff I bought unfinished and finished myself
I have lots of calculators, including one by my bed.
I don't have pets, unless you count my Roomba
I'm a caffeine addict, but I can't stand coffee
Almost none of my drinkware is plastic
I don't like popular music (gimme classical, and New Age - e.g. Mannheim Steamroller)
I consider Unix to be Lovecraftian (SAN Drain!)
I'm the kind of person who "gets" the "SAN Drain" reference.
I have a spear in the corner
I'm not bothered by spiders
I have a button-making kit
I have a fondness for centaurs
I don't think that vampires, werewolves, etc. are "cool" at all
I have five or six canoe paddles
I find it much easier to type than to write with a pen or pencil

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Guess it's my turn then.

Right:

- I used to put '-ness' on the end word of each sentence. (Eg. 'What are you doing todayness?', 'What's upness?', 'That's so COOLness!')
- I have had a huge fixation with the Cartoon/Anime Series "Dragonball Z".
- Although the name suggests I drink a lot of Budweiser, I haven't had one for 8 months.
- I used to drink 3 pure fruit smoothies a day.
- I'm tall. I'm 7'00'' (well, 6'11.75'').
- I hate height jokes, for obvious reasons. >.>
- I draw anime sometimes, but I'm not the best.
- I weight-lift...
- I have a genetic disorder called Congenital insensitivity to pain (C.I.T.P) which basically means I can't feel pain.
- I have been stabbed twice.
- I have 4 Replica WWF/E Belts (WWF Championship (Attitude Era), WWE World Heavyweight Belt, Intercontinental Belt and European Belt).
- I love computers, but know little about them.
- I am not easily insulted.
- People have different ways of relieving stress or anger. Some people count to 10, some people cut themselves. I punch a hard object, usually a wall, to relieve myself. This has led to breaking my hand several times and quite a few dented, cracked or broken walls.
- I love Maltesers (Basically chocolate covered balls of honeycombed goodness 😀)
- I've taken part in a World Poker Tournament before and did ok. 254th out of 10,000 or so.
- I have no hand dexterity when it comes to D.I.Y kits. I can't put shizzle together.
- Text speak/type confuses me.
- I still play an N64 (when I have the time).
- One of my life goals is to get the high score on a Video Game in any arcade.

That's all I can think of! XD

 

[TKLVR181]

*sigh* OK, my turn

~I've said it before, but I'll say it again--I was born with Spina Bifada, a hole in my back. I can't walk, nor feel below my knees. Sorry footfans!

~I am an insane practical joker. As if every person who knows me doesn't already know it😛

~I have an intense fear of spiders, edges, and drowning. Ask Senshi--we were driving through some mountains where my side was near the edge. I clinged to him😛

~I am totally head over heels in love with said Senshi. Sorry boys😛

~Even though I'm scared of spiders, I love just about every other animal. Including snakes. I LOVE the snake petting part of the zoo😀

~I have been lightly bound. I found it a lot more fun that I thought I would.

~I hate the word 'fetish'. Sounds negative to any outsider, imho.

~I'm currently a virgin

My boyfriend was my “RP brother” until two years ago, we admitted we loved each other

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~Senshi was my official little brother 'til the day we came out to each other😛

~I'm going to try to stop talking about Senshi now.

~I used to be a lot more ashamed to be a switch. Now I'm proud of it.

~I have two dogs, one of whom has cancer.

~I live with my grandmother, who thinks I met Senshi over a student exchange program. We're going to see him in May and she still thinks that😛

~oops, I talked about Senshi again. Sorry! 😀;;

~That's all I can think of. Sorry guys ^_^

~K
~

 

[Mr Dog]

- I salute magpies (am superstitious)
- I have allergy to tea
- I LIKE Star Wars Episodes One
- I have baldness from birth
- I have published writings
- My first words was "pfá" which is Danish for "ball"

 

[Mercury1]

- My grandfather was German, my grandmother was Swiss, my grandfather on my father's side was Acadian (which is like the Redneck of French) and I descend from a line of Irish.
- When I was in High School, I submitted a play to a professional playwrite company and won first place in the HS division. (And $100! ^^)
- I'm afraid of spiders and most especially Dandy Long Legs.
- I want to visit Ireland more than any other country in the world.
- The word 'tickle' sends shivers up my spine and I fiercefully hate the word in its entirety, and yell at my friends and such when they say it... Mostly to cheese me off. 😛
- My mother died of breast cancer and now I'm afraid I might inherit it, too. 😵
- Speaking of which, I want to get a breast reduction but the docs say I need to lose weight first... Blast...
- I play and absolutely ADORE the old school games from the original NES. ^^
- I went to University for two years to be an English Major, and failed my last semester... Now I have a $20,000 Student Loan to pay off. 😵
- Like Alienfetus, I'm also open-minded. I'm straight and have a boyfriend, but I find certain women beautiful, and because I find certain women beautiful, all my friends think I'm bi-sexual. Stupid sexist world where girls can only find men attractive otherwise they're gay... THAT bothers me....
- I have 5 brothers and one sister.
- I'm also a Tomboy. (But my sister isn't... That's cool. 😛 ).
- I live with my boyfriend.
- I work at a call centre for internet tech support. That can be fun sometimes, but mostly it's annoying. 😛
- I'm Canadian and very proud of it, but contrary to popular belief, I do NOT say 'eh?' all the time... Only when I'm making a point. ^^

That's all for now. 😛

 

[TKLVR181]

~O_O YOU QUOTED SISKO!! I forgot to add that I am a hopeless Trekkie, and as a kid I was a hopeless Anime freak, esp, Sailor Moon. 😛

~And I too shiver at the 't' word--tickletalk drives me into complete goosebumps and giggles before anyone touches me 😱
~K

 

[Mercury1]

~O_O YOU QUOTED SISKO!! I forgot to add that I am a hopeless Trekkie, and as a kid I was a hopeless Anime freak, esp, Sailor Moon. 😛

I am a BIG Trekkie myself. ^^ I love DS9 the most, which confuses some people because not a whole lot of people like DS9. (They refer to it as if it were a Soap Opera... And that's true, to a point, but it's still the best). ^^

In fact, my name, Sarah Mercury, is based on my Alter-Ego, who I created in the Star Trek universe. ^^

 

[TKLVR181]

My alter ego for a trekkie fanfic I wrote was D-a member of the Q. She's Q (De Lancie)'s adopted daughter, with only slightly more scruples. The fanfic reached an epic proportion of page 75 before I lost my computer--I do have a printout copy though ^__^

 

[Mercury1]

My alter ego for a trekkie fanfic I wrote was D-a member of the Q. She's Q (De Lancie)'s adopted daughter, with only slightly more scruples. The fanfic reached an epic proportion of page 75 before I lost my computer--I do have a printout copy though ^__^

OMG, I MUST read this story of yours! 75 pages, huh? Dang, that's a lot.... But if you ever have the urge to re-type it up, pleeeeeease let me read it sometime. ^^

 

[TKLVR181]

LOL! I'm taking this to the random banter thread XD

~K

 

[Timewarp]

Yay...let's learn more about me.

- I get pissed when someone does something wrong when I know the right way.
- Some people study rocks...whatever

- People think i'm selfish and rude...actually i'm objective and impersonal.
- I will stall at doing anything until the last possible minute.
- I absolutely cannot stand classroom settings. I hate staying still in on place
learning about something I will ever use again in my life or in death.
- I hate it when I don't receive recognition for doing a group work while
others get all the attention.
- I stopped watching the news when I realised nothing good ever happens.
- I hate how army commercials are advertised as an opportunity more than a
risk.
- I hate how water bottle have nutrition facts on them.
- Sometimes I look up on the internet for words I can't spell.
- I love being anonymous on message boards. I can say what I want without
fear of real retaliation.
- I believe stupid people should die, so the gene pool will be just a little less
foggy.
- I hate people who ask me personal questions.
- I don't believe anyone who has implants of any kind have any intelligence.
- Vegetarians...no one likes them, even those in love with one deep down
think, "Just eat a f***en burger!"
- If you've ever been offended by the word "retard" you are probably white
and don't realise that "retards" don't care. Cause they are...retarded.
- Being stupid is worse than being retards. Retardation isn't by choice, but
being a dumbass sure is.
- I like bluecheese...which is a very moldy cheese...
- I am completely dumb fonded why idiotcy can beat logic.
- I love old classic videos because it reminds me how little we've progressed
in intelligence in a 40 year period between 1960 and the present.
- I don't believe being healthy is being happy. Cause i've yet to see one
person who was happy with their health and not concerned about
another's
- The concern of being healthy is more damaging than not caring at all.
- I don't like swallowing pills. I subconciously feel like i'm choking if I attempt
to.
- I love cloudy days. I live in the desert, Duh.
- When I was a kid, I believed that going outside was much safer than hiding
under my desk during an earthquake.
- I also believed as a kid if there was ever a fire, not one person would ever
walk calmly to the field and stand in a line.
- No one is honest anymore.
- One day, I will hear the words, "Can I have a frappacino mocha latte chicha
frappe blend, and then I will yell, "IT F***EN CALLED COFFIE!!!" and throw
my iced mocha at that person.
- I believe anything with the words, "Natural" in the title is only there for the
sole purpose of dupeing health nuts into buying it.
- I believe doctors and scientist have ruined everything fun and good in my
life from videogames and tv to food and sleeping.
- If someone is a bitch, you are allowed to call them so, regaurdless of situation, gender or race.
- I don't believe "No smoking" signs really work.
- Movies have been ruined by CGI. and we've been getting crappy kids
movies by the bucket load.
- I rant a lot...it's a fact.
- I learned my personality loves to argue...which is why I only posted here today.
- I think girls are ok...I would never say that outloud for fear of embarassment.
- I believe women are, by nature, complainers. I bet you one will complain about that statement, which makes it a paradox.
- Paradoxes are awsome, cause who knows the anwser.
- I speak freely...and people hate that. Screw them pricks.
- I'm afraid of rollercoasters with loops. But regular ones are fine.
- If i'm not doing something interesting in 2 mins, i'm not doing it at all.
- This probably counts as one of my rants. But i'm not going to number this one.
- I think one day someone will read my words and have their brains just click...I'm an idiot.
- I don't like eggs, unless it's in between some bread.
- My favorite color is blue, I was born in september, my birth stone is sapphire, I think it's no coiencidence I love blue sapphires over diamonds.
Brain...burst...

 

[cassandra1]

- I am Chinese, and proud of it! 😀
- I never had a "favourite video game of all time", because even the best games get boring after a while.
- The hardest game I ever played? Shinobi on the PS2.
- I like both guys and girls. I especially have a thing for guys who look like girls, but not the other way round.
- A lot of people think my breasts are fake. They are not. Really.
- ^ I love to flaunt them though. 😉
- I love old stop motion movies like Clash of the Titans.
- I get a chuckle when I read online fictional stories in which the author confuses Chinese and Japanese cultures, languages, etc. Did you read the one about the samurai named Wong who was born in Beijing and loves sushi? He and his family have never traveled outside China. He spends his entire childhood living with his father Tanaka and his mother Hiruko, both former ninjas, who taught him Shaolin kungfu. I can go on and on...
- I like A Haunting on the Discovery Channel, so much so that whenever I read a ghost story written in third person, I do so while mimicking the voice of the show's narrator.
- I had a huge crush on The Rock until he left the WWE. Then I had a crush on John Cena until he suddenly stopped rapping.
- Blatant fanservice in video games annoys me. Ever played Fear Effect?
- I hate people who use "gay" as an insult when referring to people or things that are not at all homosexual.
- My favourite show currently on TV is The Simpsons.

 

[Mr Dog]

Movies have been ruined by CGI. and we've been getting crappy kids
movies by the bucket load.

That is SO true.

 

[TKLVR181]

Urgh, don't even get me STARTED on CGI. TMNT in CGI??!! >__<

 

[TheChameleon]

The TMNT movie was actually the closest to canon that i've seen so far.

As a nerd, I have to point that out.

oh, stuff about me.

-I absolutely hate Mortal Kombat.
-I have exactly enough free time to fill this out.
-I generally sleep in "shifts" much like I have at work, 4 hour shifts, 8 hour shifts, or 12 hour shifts, depending on the amount of "hours" my body wants to give me that week.
-Work generally gives me 20 something hours a week.
-My body generally wants 20 something hours a week also.
-I have to go now.
-Bye.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

My turn I guess, though many of these aren't necessarily useless:

- Like Mercury, I am also Canadian, damn proud but I don't remember the last time I said eh, before this time.

- I'm such a big Family Guy nerd that know most of the episodes and I download the songs. "Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi...the girl who's hard to get! Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi... but you can win her yet!"

- I have a scanner now but god knows I'm never gonna use it.

- I'm vertically thriving

- I grew up on a farm in the middle of the city

- I drive a deathtrap a.k.a. Honda Civic

- I don't shiver when I hear the t-word, but I will look and listen attentively in the direction I heard it. (i.e. Ears perk up)

- I was, and still kind of am, a big game show fan.

- I don't like UFC, but I like fighting in hockey.

- I believe it's pronounced Zed, not Zee, ZED!!! 😛

- My fear: what most every other vertically thriving person is afraid of... heights!!!

- I was once the owner of a mullet

- I have 10 toes, 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

- and lastly, since I can't think of any others, I am an ANIME NERD!!!

 

[tickle_fan031]

Hmm lesse.....

My fave colour is blue.....so much in fact my whole room is blue-varying in shades.
I broke my arm when I was a kid whilst I was playing football on rollerblades.
I'm kinda dumb/slow and it's a miracle that I'm at uni
I'm so dumb that when I was 11 or so I didn't know the meaning of constipation so I called it a poo problem instead.lol.
I love randomness therefore I'm rather random myself
I have the lowest form of humour which is sarcasm
I love playing practical jokes on people....currently planning some for when I'm next in the office
I love my part time job as an admin person for the fire service.mmm men in uniform.
I love cream soda and dr pepper
I laugh a lot so much that I've got the nickname at work is giggly chatterbox.
I've been pulled over by the police for speeding,but managed to blag my way outa getting points/fine...since then I rarely speed.
I love to drive and my car is called Gertie Ribena Berry.
I hate hot weather especially coz it's when wasps come out......i hate wasps with a passion.
I love Robbie Williams
I practically live in my jeans and trainers
I text people too much
I love Mr Bean,Father Ted and Family Guy-they totally rawk.
I've got a parking fine for moving a traffic cone and parking in a space
I've got lost in my own town whilst I was driving
I have no sense of direction
I love to daydream
I have a tendency to waffle and I think that this is one of those times so I'll shut up now....
Over and out!!

 

[Umojar]

Sounds like fun...

• I only seem to like anime that's considered mainstream... and I could care less.
• I like sandwiches...
• I daydream a lot(who doesn't?)
• I like videogames
• I love fighting games, specifically Street Fighter and King of Fighters
• I'm way too sarcastic
• I'm afraid of failure
• I'm almost about to graduate from college
• I don't believe in the supernatural
• I can easily go for a whole day without talking to anyone
• I've had a tickling fetish forever but only realized it was a fetish recently. I've known I've had a foot fetish for years.
• I've liked anime ever since Dragon Ball.
• I'm way into marvel and DC comic superheroes.
• I LOVE having free time to do nothing.
• Whenever I overthink something it never turns out right.
• I'm horrible with managing money.
• I DO give change to the homeless regardless of what they spend it on. 75 cents can't buy booze.
• I rarely tickle people now that I realize it's a fetish. Unless the opportunity presents itself...
  I hate the cold
  I rarely get sick
  I procrastinate in all aspects of my life.
  I'm afraid procrastinating and my other bad habits will keep me from getting what I want in life.

Oh yeah, and I also like to draw somewhat.:ayyy:

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I am currently enamored, nay, addicted to Edy's real fruit bars. :happy:

 

[Canadian Ninja1]

Alright, time to give the old what for.

- I am Canadian and I do use the word eh fairly regularly.
- I only consider myself Canadian by birth. I don't identify with any nation otherwise.
- I was capable of the basics of flying a plane when I was four.
- I've had a pilot's license longer than I've had a driver's license.
- My sense of smell is almost entirely dead to me.
- I can smell things that are on fire. This was survival adaptation because...
- My best friend and chem lab partner in high school lit nearly everything on fire. Including me. We are still friends to this very day.
- I can't sleep unless it's dark and cold.
- I've had a tickling fetish for as long as I can remember.
- Other fetishes include nylons, slight feet, and costumes.
- Video games are my ultimate stress reliever and have been since the age of four. The costume fetish is likely to stem from this.
- Every girlfriend I've had has been at least five hundred miles away from me to begin with.
- I can read just enough Japanese to know which hentai links not to click. XD
- My first experience with alcohol led me to the emergency room. Suffice to say, I don't drink.
- I get addicted to things very easily. I have a tendency to laugh at anyone who says you can't get addicted to _____.
- I love gambling; it's the only adrenaline rush I really like. Considering the above, this is a problem. Online sites using fake money has helped.

 

[MistressValerie1]

• I avidly play fantasy sports
• I love Tabasco sauce
• I collect playing cards
• I once won $50 in a state lottery
• My favourite musical group is Chicago
• I used to play the harmonica, poorly 😱
• I have never had a formal typing lesson but type 80 words per minute
• I generally hate Microsoft but I love Windows Media Player

 

[peter puppy]

-I think the aqua teen hunger force is the shiznit to end all shiznit.

-puffy vests make me giggle.

-I am pretentious movie douche #1.

-I didnt talk until i was 6 but i could walk before I was 1.

-When i was 1 i was told my nose turned orange so i had to have a lot of painful tests to see if I had Hepititus but it tunred out to be just too much carotene because all i would eat was string carrots.

-My favourite comedians are George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg and Dennis Miller in that order.

-I can say the alphabet backwards but I dont know why or how I learned.

- I have completely and totally masterd guitar hero's 1 and 2 with the low cost of my social life, friends and dignity.

-I think Stephen Colbert is cooler then the other side of the pillow.

 

[Midnight Circus]

- My real name means "wolf with a shield," and my personality fits that description a bit; that is, like a wolf, I'm very guarded and solitary until I'm around people with whom I feel comfortable.

- I have a Bachelor's Degree in English Literature from a private university.

- I'm a big fan of classic horror films. I'm talking about stuff from the20s, 30s, and 40s, here, as well as Hammer films from the 50s, 60s, and 70s. Not so much slasher flicks from the 80s. I'm also a pretty big Godzilla buff.

- I've always hated Sailor Moon, and all anime, really. *ducks*

- My favorite video game series is actually a tie: Castlevania and Metal Gear. Coming in at a close second is Mega Man, with Guardic (Guardian Legend) at third.

- I'm the youngest of three boys. My brothers were deceased before I was even born.

- At three months or so, my mother started going into labor. To keep me in until the end of term, she was given a battery of drugs for the rest of the pregnancy. So, one way of looking at it is that I probably shouldn't be here.

- Probably as a result of those drugs, I don't quite feel things as I should. Pain, pleasure, and various other physical responses don't quite register as they should.

- I can't smoke or drink, as I'm allergic to both nicotine and alcohol...cannibis makes me cough uncontrollably.

- I'm morally opposed to pre-marital sex, though I've had plenty of opportunities to engage in such.

...I think that's all for now. Really, isn't that enough?