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Useless Facts About Ourselves

I have never had a formal typing lesson but type 80 words per minute

Neither have I, but I can type up to 90. I just wonder what I'd be like if I did have lessons. 😛
 
My favourite comedians are George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg and Dennis Miller in that order.


Mmmm, Mitch...The poor dear.. I miss him so much >O

Oh yeah. I can say the US states in alphabetical order in under 18 seconds. AH, FIFTH GRADE CONTESTS... xD
 
-I was born with hydrocephalus ("water on the brain") and without an esophagus. I am, in fact, still alive.
-The second condition, though rectified, has rendered me more susceptible to heartburn. If I eat garlic for supper, I can't really go to bed until 3 AM.
-I was diagnosed with arthritis when I was 20.
-I'm 5'2, if that.
-The girl I had a crush on in elementary school is now six feet tall.
-I discovered tickling on the Net when I was 13. Didn't start feeling the need to go beyond gorging myself on pics and clips until about two years ago.
-There's an entry in my baby journal for November 1983 that observes how I enjoy crawling around, kissing people's feet and shoes.
-The first fingers on each of my hands are double-jointed.
-I learned to read when I was two and a half.
-I'm self-taught on the keyboard, I've been playing since Christmas 1993.
-Video as an origination medium is the bane of my existence.
-The first space movie I direct will use motion control photography as extensively as possible.
I've had a peanut butter sandwich every day for lunch since I was five years old.
-Except for the school year of grade two, in which I was made to eat cheese-slice sandwiches. In protest, Kraft Dinner is the only cheese product I'll eat.
-I hate change.
-When I get rich, I'm buying my old house back.
-Puberty took away my singing voice. I'm slowly getting it back. Maybe.
-I have never initiated a relationship in real life.
-I am a virgin.
-I rarely care what people think--except people I care about.
-My social intelligence varies wildly by the second.
-My Latin name is Prolixopratus Deogratius Veneratius.

More later, if I think of 'em.
 
Hmmm....let's see....



I am about 5'7''
I have hazel eyes.
I have a collection of Super Friends animation cels.
I have a collection of vinyl records from the 80s.
My fave tv show is "Little People, Big World".
At the age of 38, I've managed to lose 80lbs.
I love freestyle music.
I can't play any musical instruments.
I can write poetry.
I have only just recently started eating vegetables.
 
I'll start by listing ten useless facts.

1. I have an unhealthy love with horror films (it ceases after the turn of the millenium though, most newer horror films are a disgrace to the genre.)

2. I am severely acrophobic.

3. My drink of choice is Wildberry Schnapps mixed with pomegranate juice.

4. I write surrealistic/dadist pieces in my spare time.

5. I love experimental/progressive music

6. One of my favorite authors is the Marquis de Sade.

7. My all-time favorite author is H.P Lovecraft

8. I stand a height of 5'2

9. I live in a state not many people think about (try to guess which one)

10. One time, I dressed up as Riff Raff to attend a midnight screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show downtown.
 
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I am an arachnophobe, my first instinct when I see a spider is to smash it.

I was actually covered up to my knees with insects once; and a very large spider crawled up my back. I never faught so hard in my life.

Weirdest thing I ate was roasted goat head (with the brains, eyes, tongue and everything else) it was delicious, and is one of my fav dishes. I'll eat anything kosher/halal.

I love martial arts, it's the only thing I seem to be a natural at. The only formal training I have is with Shotokan Karate but I hope to learn at least 2 others before my time is up.

I learn primarily by watching and imitating. In kindergarden, I used to mime teachers while their backs were turned in class and make everybody laugh.

I'm afraid of hights, but I love wall-climbing (can't figure that out)

My first celebrity crush was Punky Brewster.

I love to play sports, but I hate spectating.

I can never finish a carton of milk, I always throw away the last bit. Wasteful, I know, but I have this irrational fear that the last bit is "bad" for some reason.
 
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