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Vampire Werewolf or Zombie?

Vampire Werewolf or a Zombie?

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And Lycans don't HAVE to follow the "once a month" thing. Not once you learn to control it. 😉
 
now when you say werewolf, do you mean the classic horror movie style werewolf/wolfman, or a lycan? either way i choose werewolf and/or lycan.
 
A vampire (who also has superhuman speed, strength, reflexes) could play it smart and wait for you to die of old age. 🙂
 
PurpleStyle said:
A vampire (who also has superhuman speed, strength, reflexes) could play it smart and wait for you to die of old age. 🙂
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an even smarter werewolf can hunt you down while you sleep in the day and throw your ass into sunlight.
 
I used to respect zombies. Until plants started beating up on them.

http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ

Wolves get flea's.

Vampires all the way still.
 
Here's an interesting bit of irony. Wolves, like other dogs, like garlic. I use crushed garlic in the occasional bowl of my dog's food because they do like it...and it keeps away fleas. Something in the chemical make-up that then gets into the skin.

So, guess what else that would help with? 😉
 
Dave2112 said:
Here's an interesting bit of irony. Wolves, like other dogs, like garlic. I use crushed garlic in the occasional bowl of my dog's food because they do like it...and it keeps away fleas. Something in the chemical make-up that then gets into the skin.

So, guess what else that would help with? 😉
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Scaring all the ladies away with garlic breath. :lol
 
PurpleStyle said:
Scaring all the ladies away with garlic breath. :lol
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Um, hey! I'm a werewolf, and I'll admit I like my garlic...but I hate garlic breath, so I can't even talk to you until I've scrubbed my teeth and used plenty of mouthwash. I wouldn't subject you to the horror of my garlic breath. Unless you deserved it. ;D
 
Had werebear been on the list, I would have gone with that. In protest of its absence, I had to select vampire.

Yeah, Twilight did a number on their reputation, but at the core you get so much versatility with the simple vampire tag. Are you a Nosferatu? Maybe a Dracula-esque vampire? Go a step further, maybe you've got the kind of powers Dracula/Mateus displays in Castlevania. Or even Joachim's ability to telekinetically control swords! There are just so many possibilities that the slightest risk of being a Sparklepire is a risk worth taking.

And what's wrong with avoiding the sunlight? I mean, in a lot of ways it wouldn't really hamper your social life at all. Let's just assume you aren't an OP'd daywalker, but you're a traditional vampire in the sense of weaknesses. You still get so many benefits.

Access to magical powers, shapeshifting abilities (well that removes the one plus of being a lycan), eternal life, absorbing the life force (erm blood) of your enemies, a smooth complexion (Piss off Clearasil or Pro-Active), mind control abilities, supernatural physical abilities, the capacity to come back from the dead however many times you need to (See: Castlevania).

There is just no limit to the potential power a vampire can have, they are on the borderline of being a demon. Sure, you're going to burn in Hell at the end of times because you're a blight on God's Earth, and you have to deal with the unquenchable Thirst, and you can't eat pizza or garlic bread anymore.

Okay there are some pretty hefty negatives, but think of how much you'll save on transportation, gym memberships, and food. And if you just happen to fall in love, well you can always change them if you don't mind robbing them of their humanity.
 
Shit, I forgot about not being able to eat pizza as a vampire.

I change mine to werewolf.
 
well the cool thing is that vampires never age so thats something i would love
 
I accept with information:Find prey. Be very picky. Find a pretty one.

*Appear to food in friendly/mysterious guise. Make it want you. Take it out on a few dates. Show food how misunderstood but brilliantly cultured you are.

*Gain food's trust and begin to let small tell-tale signs "slip". See if food has brains to go with those funbags.

*Find out food has brains and become emotionally torn over eating food or fucking it.

*Make decision to "turn" food. Fuck food until it wants to be turned.

*Drain food of liquids, but leave the good meat....whatever.

*Take former food out to find more food. Or hit a Hot Topic.
 
And here's another thing. All the vamps are talking up their wonderful "powers". Yeah....great for your human prey. Too bad they don't work on us because we're supernatural, too. And immortal. That's not exclusive to you guys, you know!

And about the "martial arts" expertise? Puh-leeze. Maybe if you're trying to get away from 20 cops trying to take you down. Yeah...you could take 'em, and I'd respect you for that. But try it on us?

Ok, I have a black belt in two disciplines and have heavily studied one that doesn't even use a formal "belt" system, just survival in combat situations. But I'm not going to walk into the woods and take on a bear! I don't care HOW good I am. So, go ahead and use that Ryu swing-kick you picked up from Tekken...when changed, I weigh 1,400 fucking pounds! 😀 Come on, Vamp-Ching...give it a shot. Right here. Give it another one, that one tickled.

And here's an interesting point all the vamps have carefully avoided.

You wanna kill us? Go find some pure silver. Get it refined. Form it into a bullet (which in reality makes for a lousy little piece of ballistics with no legs and horrid trajectory and penetration) and get a clear shot to use it...hitting the right spot and through two feet of solid muscle.

We wanna kill you?

Hmmm....

Lookie here....Pointy Stick. 😉
 
Pointy wood doesn't penetrate armor, as any intelligent vampire would wear. 😉

1,400 pounds? How does THAT work? No matter, vampire strength with a silver spike would be ample power for killing a werewolf. If we're going full-on supernatural powers, then vampires could transform into bats, wolves, or mist and escape if the battle were too difficult... or appear above you as you sleep. :stickout
 
Its more likely Werewolves would appear above you while you sleep then the other way around. Th nose know.
 
Ok, Purple, let's see some more things vampires can't do, or powers they don't have:

* Superhuman speed - they are dead, after all (I've never seen Dracula speed up to turbo)

* Superhuman reflexes - see above

* Ability to cross running water - makes for a great retreat for werewolves

* Ability to go into the house uninvited - another great retreat should a werewolf find himself in a pinch

* Ability to walk into the sunlight - makes for a great way of killing them

* Ability to stand crosses, garlic - so, all that werewolf needs to do is use one of those two to corner the vampy (and since I love the smell of garlic, it wouldn't smell so bad even with heightened senses)
 
Damn you comma's, you've created another monster. WHAT HAS PUNCTUATION DONE!?
 
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