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Wagon Wheels West Exerpt

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The following is an exerpt from the musical Wagon Wheels West by Tim Kelly (MLA citation at the end to avoid copyright infringement.

"Straight Shooting Sam: Shall I head up a branding iron?

Dallas: Naw. (Orders.) Take off her shoes and tickle her feet.

Candy: No! No! Not that! Please. I beg you. I'm ticklish.

Dallas: Glad to hear it. (Straight-Shooting Sam kneels on one side of Candy
and Arizona Kid kneels on the other. Each bandit removes one of Candy's shoes.)

Candy: No, you mustn't! I won't be able to stand it.

Dallas: In that case , we'll find out what we need to know, won't we? (To Outlaws.) Get Busy!

Arizona Kid: (Pinching the toes on Candy's feet.) This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home. This little pigg --

Dallas: (Livid.) I said -- get busy!! (Arizona Kid and Straight-Shooting Sam begin to tickle the soles of Candy's feet. She really is ticklish and squirms and wiggles and giggles.)

Candy: Oh no! Stop! Please! Hee, hee, hee! Oh! Hee, hee, hee! I can't stand it! Oh no! Stop! Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee-- (Chuck appears at Whistling Skull Rock. He starts across the forestage, his eyes glued to the ground. Supposedly tracking the outlaws and their captive.) Mercy! Please! Mercy!

Dallas: Tell us where you hid the seniorita's autograph or we'll tickle you to death.

Arizona Kid: That's good, Dallas. We'll tickle her to death.

Outlaws: Ha, ha, ha.

Candy: Hee, hee, hee. Oh no. Hee, hee, hee. Stop. Hee, hee, hee. (By now Chuck is close enough to overhear the commotion in the cabin. He stops, cups one ear to the ground.)

Chuck: I'd know that voice anywhere. It's Candy!

Candy: Help me! Someone! Please! Help! Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee."

Then Chuck rescues her. Damn Chuck, anyway.

I am actually planning on directing this play in the near future. This was taken from the actual script.

*Kelly, Tim and Francoeur, Bill. "Wagon Wheels West". Pioneer Drama
Service, Inc. Denver, Co. 1992.
 
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Hey, great scene! Long and extended, no less! I have a few "theatre" scenes in plays that I can remember.....but I'm late for work! I'll have to think on it during ht eday and post it later, but in the meantime....thanks for posting the whole text, man!!! It's great! And definitely have a great time directing it....and CASTING IT! haha. Tell us EVERYTHING.
 
Thank you both, for the script and the picture. 😀 😀
 
I was actually IN this play ! It is one of the most horrible plays you will ever see. The script is terrible. Seeing this play may cause someone to buy a chainsaw and kill everyone in sight. IT IS THAT BAD.......BUT the tickling scene is cool And we had a girl with beautiful feet and was extreamly ticklish in the role of Candy. I didn't get to do the tickling but I saw it every night and rehearsale were a joy ! (for me not her)
 
so how did they hande the foot tickling? did htey actually do it? fake it? how did she feel bout that? what was her costume?
 
They actually did the tickling for real ! She wanted to fake it but they wanted real laughter so three guys actually held her down (I was one of those guys) and one guy tickled her feet. She was dressed kind of like Annie Oakley with a western style dress and those cowgirl kind of boots, and she wore nylons. I was awsome seeing her boots pulled off and her feet tickled every night ! The tickling went on for about 7 or 8 seconds and she was hysterical the whole time !
 
In my play ED WOOD SLEPT HERE, one of the characters is foot fetishist (exaggerated and played for laughs) who tickles the feet of all three female characters in the show.
When I staged it three years ago I was lucky to find three actresses who had very ticklish feet (and no, it wasn't part of the audition process!). And when the actor playing that role dropped out of the production I ended up playing the part and got to tickle three pairs of ticklish feet every night (one bare, one in tan nylons and one in black nylons).
If there are any other theater directors out there looking for an hysterical comedy with some good tickle scenes written into the plot, let me know.
 
Fair warning

The scene mentioned will be on this video, but this is a filming of an amateur production. Since this is a Children's play it is more than likely that the person being tickled will be under 18. Just thought I'd through that out there before Pioneer got an influx of video orders.
 
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ooooh, missed that small but vitally important piece...good eye, thx
 
leeboy said:
I was actually IN this play ! It is one of the most horrible plays you will ever see. The script is terrible. Seeing this play may cause someone to buy a chainsaw and kill everyone in sight. IT IS THAT BAD.......BUT the tickling scene is cool And we had a girl with beautiful feet and was extreamly ticklish in the role of Candy. I didn't get to do the tickling but I saw it every night and rehearsale were a joy ! (for me not her)

The link someone provided to a picture of the scene credited a girl by the name of Meghan Bayliss with the role of Candy. Was this the same girl you saw get tickled nightly, Leeboy? Either way, makes me want to take up acting if I could have had the role of tickling bandit every night. Too bad it was only 7 or 8 seconds instead of minutes, haha.
 
datickler said:
this is a good find, but it says its a Jr High production....to avoid any underage issues...does anyone know the ages of those pictured?
They look a lot older than junior high to me in that pic, so I wouldn't be concerned. Besides, it's a mainstream picture. It's not like it's "original" material, nor is the picture itself posted in the forum. Given that it is merely a link to a mainstream site, I would think it's innocuous and harmless.
 
oh man! i'm in an acting class, and now i wish we were doing this play!
 
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Acting in the play would be great but how about the tryouts and being the one to decide who will play the part. Ohh! I don't know she doesn't appear that ticklish let's bring Amy,Beth, Candace, Debbie and Elisha back in and tickle them again. :imouttahe
 
fuzzywuzzy said:
Acting in the play would be great but how about the tryouts and being the one to decide who will play the part. Ohh! I don't know she doesn't appear that ticklish let's bring Amy,Beth, Candace, Debbie and Elisha back in and tickle them again. :imouttahe
lmao, sry, but i don't think u can go over auditionees multiple times just to compare ticklishness for one tiny scene
 
I'm actually in this play. I play the part of Straight Shooting Sam. Hehe. Yes. I do, in fact, win. 😛
 
I'd give anything to be Candy. But then again, I do have a boyfriend who loves to tickle...
 
Valor6 said:
I'm actually in this play. I play the part of Straight Shooting Sam. Hehe. Yes. I do, in fact, win. 😛

grrrr, u lucky SOB! XD
 
Haha. Yes, you could say that. I enjoy the play, myself.. Of course, I guess we haven't really gotten it all together yet.. But still.
 
I played Candy Kane in high school, and, yes, I got tickled.

I am really ticklish, so when it came to that scene, I went crazy. After everybody found out I was ticklish, I got tickled by just about everyone working on the play.

BTW, I wore nylons for this role.
 
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