Well if you HAVE to ask...

[Snail Shell]

Would you be at all interested in doing an art trade?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Seriously , what is the deal w/bellybutton lint?

 

[BlackestLily]

Hey hey, what do you say?

I say, bird is the word.

Was that technically a question?

I think so...it did end in a question mark.

When are you done for the holiday?

I have one more paaaaaaaaaaaaainful week to go. Christmas cookie making this weekend!

Any big New Year's plans?

Nah I never do. I can't afford to go anywhere or do anything fun, so I'll probably head over to my sisters.

Would you ever ring in the New Year with a tickle session?

It's as good as any other way I guess...

How much money is in your wallet at this moment?

Not a red cent. :/

How often do you do dishes?

Every couple of days. I live alone so I don't use very many.

When was the last time you took a really long shower?

It's been a long time. I favor baths anymore. I like to read while I'm taking one. 😀

When's the last time you had. . .um. . . "adult" thoughts?

I have adult thoughts everyday. LOL

Yyyyyeah, I've seen the power you have. Or rather, lack of it. No worries here.

Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete falls in the water. Who's left in the boat?

You shut your pie hole! I have IMMENSE power. I'm like...a super saiyan...times...3 million...and my power level broke your reader.

Ummm...why are you trying to trick me? If I answer Repete will you ask me the same question all over again?? LOL

Why do all my joints pop?

Because you are old man Jenkins. The only cure is to join the polar bear club.

so whatcha want for Christmas bubby??? (present-wise)

I want you to have the most fantabulous Christmas ever, bubby. Use your money to do something nice for yourself, that's what I want.

Would you be at all interested in doing an art trade?

Fo. Sho. Whatcha have in mind?

Seriously , what is the deal w/bellybutton lint?

Man I don't know, but it ranks up there with ear wax. Fucking disgusting.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Man I don't know, but it ranks up there with ear wax. Fucking disgusting.

Speaking of earwax , ever notice that a package of cotton swabs will specifically warn you to not insert swab into ear canal & to gently stroke around the outer surface of the ear instead?

What the hell good is that gonna do? All the real goop IS in the friggin' ear canal!

 

[BlackestLily]

Speaking of earwax , ever notice that a package of cotton swabs will specifically warn you to not insert swab into ear canal & to gently stroke around the outer surface of the ear instead?

What the hell good is that gonna do? All the real goop IS in the friggin' ear canal!

Ew. Dude I know. It's so gross. But they supposedly do that because if you use a q-tip, it further jams the goop in your ear. Over time you may even have to go to a doctor to get it removed. But I'll take q-tips and a doctor visit over swabbing the side of my ear, or some retarded area that doesn't need it.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Ew. Dude I know. It's so gross. But they supposedly do that because if you use a q-tip, it further jams the goop in your ear. Over time you may even have to go to a doctor to get it removed. But I'll take q-tips and a doctor visit over swabbing the side of my ear, or some retarded area that doesn't need it.

What you're actually supposed to do is use Q-tips to dry your ears after a shower. Ear wax removal is supposed to happen "naturally." That is, you neglect it until it forms into little balls and falls out of your ear.

I clean the inside of my ears out obsessively, and my doctors always remark how I have little to no earwax build up. I think that compacting shit is just a myth someone created to make the world gross.

 

[Jagermeistered]

If you controlled gravity... Would you walk on stuff, or nothing?

 

[natural tickler]

Ew. Dude I know. It's so gross. But they supposedly do that because if you use a q-tip, it further jams the goop in your ear. Over time you may even have to go to a doctor to get it removed. But I'll take q-tips and a doctor visit over swabbing the side of my ear, or some retarded area that doesn't need it.

that is why I use hair pins...scoops it right out

 

[thetmfobserver]

How's your weekend been?

What's your favorite game of the moment? Either board or video

How's the search for a Dyson going?

How's Walt?

Hairbrush on the feet...Yay or nay?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

How is it that some hair on the body ( top of head , facial ) grows out indefinitely , yet other hair ( eyebrows , lashes , arms , etc. ) seems to stop once it reaches a certain length?

If you don't know the answer , would you kindly ask *Sketch* for me so we can maybe get to the bottom of this harebrained phenomenon?

 

[BlackestLily]

What you're actually supposed to do is use Q-tips to dry your ears after a shower. Ear wax removal is supposed to happen "naturally." That is, you neglect it until it forms into little balls and falls out of your ear.

I clean the inside of my ears out obsessively, and my doctors always remark how I have little to no earwax build up. I think that compacting shit is just a myth someone created to make the world gross.

That first paragraph was so vile to read I nearly vomited my orange back up.

If you controlled gravity... Would you walk on stuff, or nothing?

I would start off by walking on stuff...THEN SUDDENLY NOTHING. But I'd only do it when one person was looking at me. And then when they tried to point it out to others, I'd go back on the ground so they looked crazy.

that is why I use hair pins...scoops it right out

...Aren't you worried about stabbing your eardrum?

How's your weekend been?

It's been mass messiness and hysteria: Christmas cookie weekend. And this year I hosted it. My kitchen looks like a sugar and flour bomb went off.

What's your favorite game of the moment? Either board or video

Right now it's Fallout, and sadly I don't get many chances to play it. :/

How's the search for a Dyson going?

It's all but ceased to be. I'm spending my money on others for Christmas and have no plans in the near future of buying one.

How's Walt?

He's being lazy scum, laying next to me sleeping.

Hairbrush on the feet...Yay or nay?

Nay for the most part. I find that they hurt.

How is it that some hair on the body ( top of head , facial ) grows out indefinitely , yet other hair ( eyebrows , lashes , arms , etc. ) seems to stop once it reaches a certain length?

If you don't know the answer , would you kindly ask *Sketch* for me so we can maybe get to the bottom of this harebrained phenomenon?

It's so we can look freakin sweet, and our bodies know it.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Alright, so hairbrushes are a no-go. How about make-up brushes?


Are you as buff as your sig pic suggests?


What is Christmas Cookie weekend?


What's your favorite kind of cookie?


I'm looking at the Pic of the Week, and there's a lovely lady tied standing up. Ever happened to you?


Do you open presents on Xmas Eve, or Xmas Day? Or both, I suppose.


Have you ever played Frisbee Golf?

 

[natural tickler]

...Aren't you worried about stabbing your eardrum?

nope, the key is not to go too deep...

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Mind answering this question w/a question?

 

[BlackestLily]

Alright, so hairbrushes are a no-go. How about make-up brushes?

Makeup brushes are a go.

Are you as buff as your sig pic suggests?

No, I'm MORE buff. 😀

What is Christmas Cookie weekend?

Christmas cookie weekend is when all the broads in my family get together at someone's house and spend the entire day making different kinds of cookies. At the end of the day, we divide everything we made between everyone to give out to friends and coworkers.

What's your favorite kind of cookie?

The kind that isn't crispy-crunchy. I like shortbread cookies, chocolate chip...I just LLLUURRRV cookies.

I'm looking at the Pic of the Week, and there's a lovely lady tied standing up. Ever happened to you?

Yes, I've done that once before. 😀 Over the doorway cuffs.

Do you open presents on Xmas Eve, or Xmas Day? Or both, I suppose.

Xmas Day. It's just bettah that way.

Have you ever played Frisbee Golf?

No, that is on my to do list.

Mind answering this question w/a question?

What? Why? Is that something I do often? Are you mocking me? Should I karate chop you?

 

[thetmfobserver]

How was the "tied-standing up" experience?

What's your special Christmas cookie you bake?


How's Walt?


How're you?


We have a Frisbee Golf course nearby. Any courses in your area?


Any tickle tool you've never experienced, but would like to?


Have you seen the previews for DC Universe? Would you play?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

What? Why? Is that something I do often? Are you mocking me?

lol Wow. Paranoid much? 😛

Should I karate chop you?

Chop me & I'll chop you back. Capiche?

 

[natural tickler]

can I haz cookies you will make after cookie weekend??

 

[BlackestLily]

How was the "tied-standing up" experience?

It was pretty good! I recommend.

What's your special Christmas cookie you bake?

I bake a TON of different kinds of cookies: sugar, no bake, lemon spritz, etc.

How's Walt?

He's doing alright. I think the food I've been feeding him has been dragging him down, so I bought some new stuff to give him some pizazz.

How're you?

I'm doing just splendous. How are YOU?

We have a Frisbee Golf course nearby. Any courses in your area?

Well, I've never really checked, but if there are my area isn't well known for it because I've never heard of any.

Any tickle tool you've never experienced, but would like to?

I prefer fingers, not tools. So I'm willing to try tools, but don't really think of some I want to try.

Have you seen the previews for DC Universe? Would you play?

I haven't. I actually don't see commercials at all. No tv/cable!

lol Wow. Paranoid much? 😛



Chop me & I'll chop you back. Capiche?

Not paranoid...jusssssst watchful.

Once I chop you, I won't need to worry about you chopping back. This broad can CHOP.

can I haz cookies you will make after cookie weekend??

Sorry Bubby, I don't have any left. 🙁 I brought them into work to pass out and everybody ate'em all. But if I had any left I would've totally sent you some.

 

[McNoodle]

Do you think fishing for Alaskan King Crab in the Bering Sea is actually the deadliest job in the world?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

My wife, did you have a glorious day today? When does your break start?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Go on YouTube and look up DC Universe. I'm intrigued by it. What's the best RPG you've played?


I'm wondrous, thanks, though wouldn't that have been a great question for my own question thread, Inquire with the Observer?


What are lemon spritz cookies?


Speaking of which, shouldn't I have brownies by now?


Are you a podcast fan? If so, which ones do you enjoy?


When was the last time you had a serious blizzard?


Do you enjoy being snowed in?


Would you ever try an inversion table as bondage?

 

[texastickler]

Hey Darlin'! Been a while so I thought I would stop on by to see how you are doing? Got some fun plans for Christmas? I sure hope so. Have a great Holiday!!!

 

[CD216]

Are you aware that last night your wife effectively signed both hers and your own death warrants for NEST? K, cool, just checkin.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Hair still up in a bun bun? Ain't that funny to say? Bun Bun...Bun Bun...Bun Bun... 😀