BlackestLily
3rd Level Green Feather
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nice lol u should totaly make a comic strip lol
I can see it now...in every strip I kick at least one persons ass. Most amazing comic EVER.
nice lol u should totaly make a comic strip lol
No...LIONS DON'T CHICKEN OUT!!
LOL Wife, you're talkin' some big game. You DO remember Bella's, yes? I mean...cause I was there and...
Wife, we are SO united! I was just making sure you didn't forget...'cause I mean...I could see how you could forget...such a...forgettable experience...ya know...since it was so...fast and...made no lasting impression on you whatsoever. Yeah...YEAH!!!!Oh for...UNITED FRONT WIFE, UNITED!
My memory is SPECTACULAR. As I DISTINCTLY recall, I went feral and tore up everyone's ass in the room.Fine. Your sentence will be carried out in a timely manner in May.
Even your wife knows the consequences of such actions. Or do you just have a shitty memory?
LOL Thanks for that recovery, wife.Wife, we are SO united! I was just making sure you didn't forget...'cause I mean...I could see how you could forget...such a...forgettable experience...ya know...since it was so...fast and...made no lasting impression on you whatsoever. Yeah...YEAH!!!!
My memory is SPECTACULAR. As I DISTINCTLY recall, I went feral and tore up everyone's ass in the room.
My memory is SPECTACULAR. As I DISTINCTLY recall, I went feral and tore up everyone's ass in the room.
LOL Thanks for that recovery, wife.
Only the blackest ones can. I'm DEADLY.i didn't know flowers could kick butt 😛
You slapped the shit out of Lyz, slapped the Rhino once (which he laughed at), and you stayed away from me in obvious fear. Your memory is horrible, you know that?
True story. My face has the PTSD to prove it.
I know - I'm a smooth criminal.
Fear? See, I totally thought it was out of kindness and mercy. She had spent the last 3 hours kicking your ass. I just assumed she wanted to give you a rest. My wife is very considerate like that.You slapped the shit out of Lyz, slapped the Rhino once (which he laughed at), and you stayed away from me in obvious fear. Your memory is horrible, you know that?
Fear? See, I totally thought it was out of kindness and mercy. She had spent the last 3 hours kicking your ass. I just assumed she wanted to give you a rest. My wife is very considerate like that.
I, on the other hand, was on my tropical island, and she knew I could use a little ass-kicking. So rather than rely on Pete to eventually get around to it, she just did it herself. It was a service, really.
If this stuff happens at Bella's, I so need to go.
LMFAO!! On my way!!!Get over here now. We're making love.
i have seen what slacker can do i find it hard to believe that a little flower like u can kick his butt 😛
You shut your fearful trap. I slapped the shit out of Lyz AND Rhino AFTER I kicked the ever loving shit out of you. Jesus. Get your stories right.
Fear? See, I totally thought it was out of kindness and mercy. She had spent the last 3 hours kicking your ass. I just assumed she wanted to give you a rest. My wife is very considerate like that.
I, on the other hand, was on my tropical island, and she knew I could use a little ass-kicking. So rather than rely on Pete to eventually get around to it, she just did it herself. It was a service, really.
He's a gentle spring rain and I'm a mother lovin HURRICANE. (You can use that in a song if you like.)
You've become so much like Lyz with your obvious SAM'ing, you know that?
"You're over there on your tropical island while I'm here in hell!!!" was her direct quote. Get it right.
Best Bella Bash EVVVEEERRRRRRR!!!(BlackestLily looking up at me): "I may have over-estimated my abilities".
(BlackestLily over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes): "Oh shit!"
(BlackestLily trying to take me down from the front, side and back and simply bouncing off): "FUCK!!"
I understand. You just want another dose of destruction. We'll just have to make sure there are no interruptions this time so you don't get any rest. You've become so much like Lyz with your obvious SAM'ing, you know that?
"You're over there on your tropical island while I'm here in hell!!!" was her direct quote. Get it right.
him gentle lol 😛
Best Bella Bash EVVVEEERRRRRRR!!!
He's a little lamb. 😀
Well yeah...if I was anywhere near as bored as she must have been I would have been in hell, too.
I don't know what to say. I'm just full of genius tonight.I don't know where these truth bombs are coming from, but keep dropping them.
I don't know where these truth bombs are coming from, but keep dropping them.