Well if you HAVE to ask...

[BlackestLily]

What kind of meds are you supposed too take Lily?

None, Slacker's just mad I get the pimped wheelchair and he doesn't.

 

[slacker2114]

None, Slacker's just mad I get the pimped wheelchair and he doesn't.

Who says I'm not gonna dump you on the floor and steal it?

 

[natural tickler]

so how much cheddar jack cheezits would satisfy your crave??

 

[BlackestLily]

Who says I'm not gonna dump you on the floor and steal it?

You won't...because I'd make the saddest face you've ever seen. My eyes will water and the whole bit. And I will sniff. And then everyone around me will BEAT YOU UP!!

so how much cheddar jack cheezits would satisfy your crave??

My craving changed oddly enough...now I'm craving some hardcore dark chocolate. 😀 We kept talking about it in this thread and now I'm daydreaming about it.

 

[slacker2114]

You won't...because I'd make the saddest face you've ever seen. My eyes will water and the whole bit. And I will sniff. And then everyone around me will BEAT YOU UP!!

That's just.....wrong.

 

[BlackestLily]

That's just.....wrong.

I'm a very wrong person, you know that. 😉

 

[slacker2114]

I'm a very wrong person, you know that. 😉

Very true. What's your favorite thing about bow hunting small animals?

 

[BlackestLily]

Very true. What's your favorite thing about bow hunting small animals?

I only bow hunt larger animals such as rhinos and the like. And my favorite part is the deep satisfaction I get in mounting the head in my lovely room of death!

 

[slacker2114]

I only bow hunt larger animals such as rhinos and the like. And my favorite part is the deep satisfaction I get in mounting the head in my lovely room of death!

How many heads are mounted in your room of death?

 

[asutickler]

I only bow hunt larger animals such as rhinos and the like. And my favorite part is the deep satisfaction I get in mounting the head in my lovely room of death!

I'm pretty sure I'd remember it if you had ever "mounted my head."

 

[Brock Samson]

Hey, love your show. Long time listener, first time caller!!!!!

So what is the one song that calms you down when you feel the need to hurt something?

 

[BlackestLily]

How many heads are mounted in your room of death?

That's a good question, the next time I'm in the Room O' Death, I'll count for you. 😀

I'm pretty sure I'd remember it if you had ever "mounted my head."

Don't fret, you're the next rhino on my bow hunting list. >:] I'll skin you for your rhino pelt and use it as a rug to sit on when I play video games.

Hey, love your show. Long time listener, first time caller!!!!!

So what is the one song that calms you down when you feel the need to hurt something?

This is going to sound TOTALLY random, but Against the Wind - Bob Segar. There's kind of a sadness in it that makes me think of the past and I completely wind down and just listen.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for your callllll!

 

[natural tickler]

You won't...because I'd make the saddest face you've ever seen. My eyes will water and the whole bit. And I will sniff. And then everyone around me will BEAT YOU UP!!

beware of that saddest face...once looking into it, you are putty in her hands, and you will be in trouble

 

[Gothika]

do ya like my new look lol ?

 

[BlackestLily]

beware of that saddest face...once looking into it, you are putty in her hands, and you will be in trouble

See? He knows. He...knoooowwws.

do ya like my new look lol ?

I recommend keeping it for a good long time. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wife, I don't have a question but I want you to know I'm giving Brent a metric ton of shit in your honor.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

So ...

Pillow fight?

 

[natural tickler]

See? He knows. He...knoooowwws.

now that doesn't mean that it works on me though...haha

 

[BlackestLily]

Wife, I don't have a question but I want you to know I'm giving Brent a metric ton of shit in your honor.

Most EXCELLENT wife! Remove another finger for me, if you will. I think we're being too generous in allowing him to keep 4.

Pillow fight?

I'll pillow fight the SHIT outta you!

now that doesn't mean that it works on me though...haha

Shhhh, yes it does, shhhhhh.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I took off half his ear Mike Tyson style. So now he's aka ''one and a half eared Brent''

 

[slacker2114]

Your wife hasn't done shit except comment on how much stronger I am than her.

 

[BlackestLily]

I took off half his ear Mike Tyson style. So now he's aka ''one and a half eared Brent''

Totally believable.

Your wife hasn't done shit except comment on how much stronger I am than her.

Completely and TOTALLY unbelievable. More like...the other way around. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Remember when there were actual questions here?


2. How often do you paint your toes?


3. How often do you lotion / care for your feets?


4. How often do you shampoo your hair?


5. Have you ever shared a shower with someone, and if so, did you keep the water volcanic?


6. What's one household appliance you couldn't live without?


7. How's W-A-L-T?


8. How's your weekend been?


9. Who is your favorite president, and why?


10. When you were a young lass, what school subject were you best at?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

I'll pillow fight the SHIT outta you!

Oh , are you sure 'bout that? 'Cause I got a Tempur-Pedic that'll knock ya clear into next week.

You maybe might wanna reconsider?

 

[BlackestLily]

1. Remember when there were actual questions here?

It's a distant memory...

2. How often do you paint your toes?

In the winter, I don't usually since I'm not wearing any revealing shoes. But once spring and summer come, I break out the nail polish and repaint whenever I'm feeling a new color.

3. How often do you lotion / care for your feets?

Almost everyday. Sometimes I'm just too friggin lazy.

4. How often do you shampoo your hair?

EVERYday. It would drive me crazy not to.

5. Have you ever shared a shower with someone, and if so, did you keep the water volcanic?

I have, yes. And no. 🙁 No one likes water as volcanic as I do. It's horseshit.

6. What's one household appliance you couldn't live without?

My hand mixer. That baby and I have been through thick and thin, and it cuts through both quite nicely. 😎

7. How's W-A-L-T?

He's been EXTRA nappy lately. I don't get it...I thought animals slept less when spring was coming around.

8. How's your weekend been?

Pretty good! I've had lots to do, and now I'm FINALLY making myself my own sig pic. Took long enough.

9. Who is your favorite president, and why?

Madison. It's sexy when he authorizes trade agreements and embargoes.

10. When you were a young lass, what school subject were you best at?

Math. Totally math. And I was great in debate classes too!

Oh , are you sure 'bout that? 'Cause I got a Tempur-Pedic that'll knock ya clear into next week.

You maybe might wanna reconsider?

I put Walter in my pillow. I'm POSITIVE.