Well if you HAVE to ask...

[thetmfobserver]

What's your favorite dance move?


What clubs / teams were you a part of in high school?


You could have a whole castle for it, but yes, if you were designing a room for your tortures, what would it involve?


Behind the knees, sensitive or not?

 

[BlackestLily]

What's your favorite dance move?

I don't even know the NAMES of dance moves, that's how serious an issue my grooving is. LOL

What clubs / teams were you a part of in high school?

Oh, a few dorky ones. And of course the obligatory NHS.

You could have a whole castle for it, but yes, if you were designing a room for your tortures, what would it involve?

A ton of bondage. That's really the only requirement for me. The rest can be pretty fluid.

Behind the knees, sensitive or not?

Sensitive.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Do you think the Barfman will take off as a major dance craze?


Chess club? Debate team? Cheerleader?


What 3 pieces of bondage would be the first you'd buy, with an unlimited budget?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you think the Barfman will take off as a major dance craze?

Only if Carl takes time out of his busy schedule to hold classes.

Chess club? Debate team? Cheerleader?

I WISH we had a debate team. I would've been champion!

What 3 pieces of bondage would be the first you'd buy, with an unlimited budget?

One of those cool tables with all of the straps on it.
Toe cuffs.
Arm binders.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I was on the debate team. We sucked. What makes you a good debater?


Metal toe cuffs, or the leather strap things?


Leopard print; sexy or lame?

 

[BlackestLily]

I was on the debate team. We sucked. What makes you a good debater?

When you have asshole brothers and sisters, you're practically groomed from birth to become amazing at argument and debate.

Metal toe cuffs, or the leather strap things?

Preferably the leather kind. More comfy!

Leopard print; sexy or lame?

It probably depends how you're rocking it and just how much leopard print you have on. It can be sexy, but not on an 80 year old woman wearing a faux leopard skin ankle length coat.

 

[natural tickler]

why are you such a wild sleeper??

have you had enough snow this winter??

any flavor of cheezits that can hang with cheddar jack??

how many ticklers would be too many for you when playing??

is Bounty the true picker upper??

why did Jimmy crack corn and no one cared??

which would you prefer?? a tickle buddy who can give it to ya every day, or one who can give you one long session a week??

why ask why??

what is better?? if the peeps your down with here are all living in one centralized region, or away like we are now??

do you have any Grey Poupon??

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

why are you such a wild sleeper??

I dunno, but I'm ferocious when I sleep lemme tell ya.

have you had enough snow this winter??

I've definitely had my fill, and it's horseshit that it's snowing outside right now. I want to go outside in the grass. 🙁

any flavor of cheezits that can hang with cheddar jack??

Cheddar jack is superior to all other cheezit flavors. I haven't even had the other flavors...but I just know this. 😀

how many ticklers would be too many for you when playing??

One becomes too many when he/she does something that's not okay with me/ tries tickling or touching me in a place that's definitely not okay. It also becomes too many when someone touches me who I don't want to. I'm fairly reserved on who touches my body.

Aside from those rules, I wouldn't ever want to have more than 2 people tops. Preferably one usually.

is Bounty the true picker upper??

Bounty should send me a lifetime's worth of paper towel so I can determine that for myself. 😀

why did Jimmy crack corn and no one cared??

Because they thought Jimmy was an idiot. Why crack it when you can pop it and smother it with butter and salt?

which would you prefer?? a tickle buddy who can give it to ya every day, or one who can give you one long session a week??

Eh, I'm not usually HUGE on super long sessions. So probably everyday.

why ask why??

Why not?

what is better?? if the peeps your down with here are all living in one centralized region, or away like we are now??

I miss everyone and wished we all lived closer. 🙁

do you have any Grey Poupon??

Psh, no. Just inferior regular mustard.

 

[BlackestLily]

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? 😀

I would be at NEST with all of my loves.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is there anything that you don't know how to do that you wish you did?

 

[BlackestLily]

Is there anything that you don't know how to do that you wish you did?

Oh GOD yes.

I'd love to learn some jiu jitsu (among other fighting styles).

I'd love to learn how to sew.

Someday I'll learn how to knit.

So many things I want to know...😀

 

[natural tickler]

ideal vacation spot??

why does people decorate their bathroom with towels no one can use??

how stoked are you for NEST??

if there was only one spot people can tickle, what spot would that be??

were you ever a wrestling fan??

you like making snow angels??

favorite comfort food??

favorite season of the year??

sports played in high school?? or was you just a nerd??

when will the Voltron force t-shirts be coming??

 

[thetmfobserver]

Do you ever get those crazy cleaning modes? Just finished up one.


What music do you usually listen to when cleaning?


You mentioned earlier you're not big on super long sessions. Can you define super long? What's your ideal session length?


Sensory deprivation: yay or nay?


What are your tried and true cures for headaches?


Favorite beverage?

 

[slacker2114]

Do you like your questions in list form?

Is that the new trend?

Do you prefer answering them separately or all at once?

Do you watch Gladiator movies?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Are you scared of clowns?

and finally......is it safe?

 

[BlackestLily]

ideal vacation spot??

Someplace on the water where I can fish and have a bonfire. 🙂

why does people decorate their bathroom with towels no one can use??

I have no clue because I hate that too. I only put normal hand towels in my bathroom.

how stoked are you for NEST??

VERY!!

if there was only one spot people can tickle, what spot would that be??

Hmmm I dunno, that would get kinda lame. LOL

were you ever a wrestling fan??

I watched it when I was a lot younger sometimes, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself a fan. I only have basic info and am not a regular watcher.

you like making snow angels??

Only when wearing snow pants. 😀

favorite comfort food??

Something my mom makes called party potatoes. Sooooo good...

favorite season of the year??

Fall, with summer second. 🙂

sports played in high school?? or was you just a nerd??

I played rec league softball. 🙂

when will the Voltron force t-shirts be coming??

Pfff I haven't even started them yet. But they're on my to do list. 😀

Do you ever get those crazy cleaning modes? Just finished up one.

Heck yeah I do. I go in short bursts like a whirlwind and clean everything around me.

What music do you usually listen to when cleaning?

I like listening to old classic songs. It's what my mom used to do when she cleaned, and it sorta makes me happy doing it.

You mentioned earlier you're not big on super long sessions. Can you define super long? What's your ideal session length?

Super long is probably anything more than a straight hour. I've done that before and was pretty exhausted afterward. Ideal sessions have some breathing breaks built in and the ler gauges my reactions for how much longer I could go and still enjoy it. 🙂

Sensory deprivation: yay or nay?

With the right person, yay. 🙂

What are your tried and true cures for headaches?

Drinking lots of water, taking a nap, sitting in silence, taking ibuprofen, or taking excedrin.

Favorite beverage?

I'm drink girl, so I have a LOT of favorite beverages. None of my favorites involve alcohol.

Do you like your questions in list form?

Not from you. It's totally not your style. 😉

Is that the new trend?

For now probably.

Do you prefer answering them separately or all at once?

Separately. I'm a lazy asshole and I have to copy and paste the name and quote parts for every question asked. Whereas if it's one question per post, I can just hit Quote and it does the work for me.

Do you watch Gladiator movies?

I totally do. I want to be one. 😀

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

I was in life drawing classes. I saw at least 5 in there alone. LOL

What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Probably like...40 miles a crazy-bird hour.

Are you scared of clowns?

Only the one from It.

and finally......is it safe?

 

[slacker2114]

Did you know I enjoy making you have to work in this thread?

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

What is the single greatest comic story ever written?

What do you want on your Tombstone?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Have you ever had that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?

How many more hours until NEST?

 

[BlackestLily]

Did you know I enjoy making you have to work in this thread?

LOL You sumbitch.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Probably like 2. It doesn't take much anymore.

What is the single greatest comic story ever written?

All of Preacher!!

What do you want on your Tombstone?

Pepperoni and fresh mushroom please. And don't friggin put any green pepper on it. Even if you pick it off, the taste is still on it.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

My wife.

Have you ever had that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?

Every time I open the garbage can after I put cat litter in it. Nothing fresh in the apartment after that.

How many more hours until NEST?

Like...a million. :'(

 

[slacker2114]

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

 

[BlackestLily]

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

Well, I'm going to make a wild guess here. But I'm guessing because it's not available in all states. Who knows, really?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

When you start driving in the ocean go back...you're going West.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

I don't think that is applicable anymore. Aren't guys allowed to work at Hooters too, large breasted or not?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Um shyes.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

No way, cause I don't have to see it.

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

Dear god...

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Because he's the only ranger, and Tonto is the native. DUH. 😉

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

The moment there's more part sun than part cloud.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Prehensile nipples.

Good idea? ... or bad.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Are you a fan of your principal / superintendent?


Have you had your toes tied for a session before? If so, how was it?


Did you watch the Oscars last night?


What time do you leave for work in the AM?


If you could be President, what are 3 laws you would enact immediately?


What would you say is your absolute most ticklish spot?

 

[natural tickler]

if a plane crashes over the border of US and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?

have you ever tried to solve a Rubik's cube?

do you like smoothies? if so, what flavor you like best?

how do they get the cream filling in Twinkies?

favorite board game?

ever wish sometimes you weren't ticklish?

what is Santa Claus' favorite dessert?

how many days until NEST?

 

[BlackestLily]

Prehensile nipples.

Good idea? ... or bad.

That sounds...so...gross. LOL

Are you a fan of your principal / superintendent?

I like our principal well enough. He's pretty quirky and distances himself from the employees. I don't like that he does it but I can understand why.

As for our superintendent: I like her a lot. She's INCREDIBLY intelligent, has a lot of experience, and I respect her decision on most things.

Have you had your toes tied for a session before? If so, how was it?

I never have yet.

Did you watch the Oscars last night?

I did not, as I don't have any TV reception.

What time do you leave for work in the AM?

I leave for work at about 6:50, sometimes a little earlier and sometimes a little later.

If you could be President, what are 3 laws you would enact immediately?

I would legalize gay marriage.
I would legalize marijuana and set up a taxable system for it.
I would also pass one more law that blankets states overall that addresses drunk driving, to create much more strict and expensive punishments for it.

What would you say is your absolute most ticklish spot?

I'm not sure.

if a plane crashes over the border of US and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?

Uh...generally I'm of the belief that if someone survives we don't bury them. LOL

have you ever tried to solve a Rubik's cube?

Yes, and I hate it. My method of solving it is peeling the stickers off and putting them all in the right place. Wah-lah, done.

do you like smoothies? if so, what flavor you like best?

I love smoothies pretty much a ton. I like smoothies that don't involve things like mango. My acceptable fruit smoothie flavors:

Kiwi
Lime
Strawberry
Blueberry
Blackberry
Banana
Orange
Pomegranate
Cherry
Lemon

how do they get the cream filling in Twinkies?

Syringe I'm betting...giant, mechanical syringe.

favorite board game?

ooOOOOoooo dude like SO many. Scategories, cranium, St. Petersberg,...a million of them!

ever wish sometimes you weren't ticklish?

Not really.

what is Santa Claus' favorite dessert?

Ho ho's?

how many days until NEST?

Way too frickin many.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Would you consider becoming an administrator?


2. How's Walt?


3. Is Carl ever upset I ignore him?


4. Does Walt ever give a barbaric yawp?


5. What do you think having your toes tied will mean? Yay, nay, immediate explosion of pleasure, with angels singing and such?


6. What's for lunch today?