Well if you HAVE to ask...

[thetmfobserver]

1. Normally, how often do you buy groceries?


2. You seriously need to make that restaurant. What would the signature dish be?


3. Is teaching something you plan on doing as a career?


4. Cleaning that litter box is seriously a pain for you. Why have cats if it's so troublesome?


5. What's the best thing your mom makes?


6. Would your sub-forum be for posting actual music, or just to discuss music?


7. How cold is cold, apartment wise?


8. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game) Is there an upcoming video game release you're uber-psyched for?


9. When caring for your feet, are you doing it to maximize sensitivity, or just for aesthetics?


10. Does this ever happen to you?

 

[BlackestLily]

Flashback to 1997...what were you doing and what was the best part of the entire year?

Oh man, I don't remember any of 1997 specifically. Maybe I was high on pixie sticks.

1. Normally, how often do you buy groceries?

Either once a week or once every two weeks if I can help it.

2. You seriously need to make that restaurant. What would the signature dish be?

Something badass that everyone would want but I would only make 5 a day, just to keep demand high, then tell everyone else who ordered it, "Ohhh I'm so sorry...we ran out today. It happens a lot because it's our most popular dish."

3. Is teaching something you plan on doing as a career?

Not if I can help it.

4. Cleaning that litter box is seriously a pain for you. Why have cats if it's so troublesome?

I love kitties, I just hate their stinky butts.

5. What's the best thing your mom makes?

My mom makes an awesome turkey dinner.

6. Would your sub-forum be for posting actual music, or just to discuss music?

I think posting, sharing, and discussing would all be welcome. It seems so ingrained in people's lives that I really can't see not having both.

7. How cold is cold, apartment wise?

If I had my way, my apartment would always average at 70 degrees. Maybe cooler depending. But that can get expensive and my apartment isn't like Burger King so I don't get my way.

8. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game) Is there an upcoming video game release you're uber-psyched for?

Heck yeah, there's a new Fallout game coming out. 😀

9. When caring for your feet, are you doing it to maximize sensitivity, or just for aesthetics?

Probably more for aesthetics since I find uncared for feet friggin gross, but the sensitivity is a side bonus.

10. Does this ever happen to you?

Yeah, and it's crap. I'm trying to write this story/comic and it's hard to bring together what I think I want.

 

[Jason Reborn]

How do you feel about KoRn?

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[Soda Bobinski]

I Have A Perfect Puzzle For You :

1. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

2. Who do you blame when your kid is a brat ( pampered & spoiled like a Siamese cat )?

3. What do you get from a glut of TV?

 

[Jason Reborn]

What is up in a tree, weighs six ounces, and is very dangerous?

What does a turkey do when it flies upside down?

Tear one off and scratch my head, what once was red is now black instead?

The eight of us go forth, not back to protect our King from a foe's attack?

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. I know you don't like marketing, but you're a natural. What's your dream job?


2. Would you invest in a butt-less cat?


3. Do you enjoy teaching?


4. What's the best meal you've ever made for someone?


5. If this is a pirate, where is his hat?


6. What makes you ?


7. Are you a fan of practical jokes?


8. Will you try the DC Universe online game?


9. What's the one tickle spot that is hardest to handle?


10. Have you ever said ?

 

[BlackestLily]

How do you feel about KoRn?

I have only that song by Korn, good song!

1. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

2. Who do you blame when your kid is a brat ( pampered & spoiled like a Siamese cat )?

3. What do you get from a glut of TV?

You get turned into a bigass blueberry that gets rolled around factories by midgets.

What is up in a tree, weighs six ounces, and is very dangerous?

A spikey acorn. It has to fall eventually...

What does a turkey do when it flies upside down?

Totally eats dirt. Turkeys are kind of...how shall I put this...idiots.

Tear one off and scratch my head, what once was red is now black instead?

Light my fire.

The eight of us go forth, not back to protect our King from a foe's attack?

Chess, baby. Only the front pieces can go no other direction than forward. Poor little dudes...

1. I know you don't like marketing, but you're a natural. What's your dream job?

Owning an art studio and hosting classes for families and kids. 🙂

2. Would you invest in a butt-less cat?

No, if it had no butt, it couldn't poop. Eventually it would just explode and feces would cover my apartment. And that would just ruin my afternoon.

3. Do you enjoy teaching?

It's usually something I enjoy yes, but the longer I stay in it, the more it annoys me. Very few parents hold their child accountable anymore and push the responsibility of EVERYTHING on teachers. I would say I spend 30 percent of my time teaching, and the other 70 addressing behavioral problems, lack of doing...ANYTHING, etc.

4. What's the best meal you've ever made for someone?

I had these friends that were like family to me. During Christmas Eve, I made a big dinner and dressed the whole place up for them so we could have a nice holiday together. For an appetizer I made stuffed mushrooms. For dinner I made a roasted chicken, broccoli-stuffing, veggies and dip, a pickle tray, and various other holiday-ish foods. Then for dessert, homemade apple pie and cookies. Took me allllllllllllllll day.

5. If this is a pirate, where is his hat?

He's the kind of pirate that doesn't use one cause it keeps blowing off, making him mad.

6. What makes you ?

Oh god...a LOT. LOL

7. Are you a fan of practical jokes?

If they don't harm someone else or hurt their feelings, absolutely.

8. Will you try the DC Universe online game?

When did this come about??

9. What's the one tickle spot that is hardest to handle?

Certain areas on my toes I think.

10. Have you ever said ?

I think I said it to my sister when she was bitching at me to peel the potatoes at her house for dinner.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. You say you don't want to teach, and yet you dream of hosting art classes. Do you distinguish between the two?


2. What if, a la Family Guy, technology became so advanced that fecal matter could just be sucked out of your cat into another dimension?


3. Do you believe in alternate dimensions?


4. Is cooking for people something you enjoy?


5. Do you enjoy sharing your kitchen, or do you subscribe to the "too many cook" philosophy?


6. Are you a fan of pirates?


7. http://www.dcuniverseonline.com/ Were you a Superman fan?


8. Which areas of your toes, specifically? And mind you, I am a visual learner.


9. What kind of learner are you?


10. What are 3 things that make you go ?

 

[BlackestLily]

1. You say you don't want to teach, and yet you dream of hosting art classes. Do you distinguish between the two?

Yes. A public school is a bit like trying to sell produce. Sounds weird. With produce, you get the bruised, good, too ripe, shitty, just right, etc fruit. You have to try to sell all of it to customers so you can make a profit. In a public school you're given the same kinds of kids, ones with too many problems at home, fighting parents, adhd, OHI, etc. That list could go on forever. But you're expected to produce the best results from every child, no matter what they have going on. And I think a lot of parents view public schools as a free place to babysit their kids, rather than expect them to accomplish something. A C seems to be good enough for the parents of most of my kids. But if you're holding your own classes people have to pay for, they have to WANT to be there and WANT to learn, not just be put in there because they "need the credit". I like to teach people who want to learn.

2. What if, a la Family Guy, technology became so advanced that fecal matter could just be sucked out of your cat into another dimension?

That would be AMAZING. I'd feel really bad for that other dimension though.

3. Do you believe in alternate dimensions?

Do you?

4. Is cooking for people something you enjoy?

If they enjoy my cooking, yes it is. LOL And I don't want them in the kitchen with me either "helping". GTFO so I can do what I need to do.

5. Do you enjoy sharing your kitchen, or do you subscribe to the "too many cook" philosophy?

GTFO so I can do what I need to do.

6. Are you a fan of pirates?

I am. Pirates and I are like that. *Crosses fingers*

7. http://www.dcuniverseonline.com/ Were you a Superman fan?

Nope. I think he was too powerful and so the story wasn't very engaging. Sorry Superman people.

8. Which areas of your toes, specifically? And mind you, I am a visual learner.

Guess you'd have to be there then. LOL

9. What kind of learner are you?

Visual and kinsthetic. I learn best by learning along the way and trying myself.

10. What are 3 things that make you go ?

1. Tosh.0
2. Getting in the shower expecting hot water and it's actually cold.
3. The smell after Walter uses the kitty box.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. A friendly reminder that all questions should be sent to my own question thread, Inquire with the Observer Is this shameless self-promotion doing anything for you?


2. I like your analogy, though as a public school teacher myself, I have to say I enjoy the variety of produce I get, even if the parents make me nuts sometimes. What class would you be the best at teaching?


3. Do you enjoy someone else cooking for you?


4. When someone else is cooking, do you offer help, or do you, as you say, Go To Fresno Obediently?


5. A ha! Another Superman realist. What about Batman?


6. Be where, and when?


7. What was your favorite class in school?


8. Would you say you enjoyed school?


9. Don't you wait for the water to heat up?


10. How far away is the kitty box from your usual hang outs?

 

[BlackestLily]

1. A friendly reminder that all questions should be sent to my own question thread, Inquire with the Observer Is this shameless self-promotion doing anything for you?

I have every intention of going to post when you mention it, then I completely forget. It doesn't help that everytime I answer some, I get up and go pack a few more boxes.

2. I like your analogy, though as a public school teacher myself, I have to say I enjoy the variety of produce I get, even if the parents make me nuts sometimes. What class would you be the best at teaching?

I don't mind the variety either, I just want them to WANT to be there and get something done. I'd be good at teaching criminology.

3. Do you enjoy someone else cooking for you?

Absolutely. It's great to try things others make.

4. When someone else is cooking, do you offer help, or do you, as you say, Go To Fresno Obediently?

I always offer, but don't insist on helping because I know a lot of people have things in mind that I don't. It's usually me...peeling potatoes. -sigh-

5. A ha! Another Superman realist. What about Batman?

Batman is cool, I like his asshole attitude. But he's also got it made with more money than god. I like my superheroes to be everyday people with everyday struggles so I can relate on some level to know what they're going through.

6. Be where, and when?

At the gathering! Um...September!

7. What was your favorite class in school?

Language arts and criminology.

8. Would you say you enjoyed school?

I love the learning part.

9. Don't you wait for the water to heat up?

Sometimes I'm just a hurrying Hermione and jump in right away.

10. How far away is the kitty box from your usual hang outs?

It's in the laundry room, so not too far from me on the couch.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Do you think the whole "moving" thing is an acceptable excuse? 🙂


2. What were the classes you HATED?


3. What are 3 things that make you ?


4. What's the best thing a non-family member ever made for you?


5. If not peeling potatoes, what jobs would you want to be assigned in the kitchen?


6. Which superhero (male or female) was totally in your wheelhouse, so to speak?


7. If I attend this gathering, I'll find out the specific areas?


8. What are 3 things that make you ?


9. What, exactly, is a hurrying Hermione?


10. Do you enjoy doing laundry?

 

[BlackestLily]

1. Do you think the whole "moving" thing is an acceptable excuse? 🙂

2. What were the classes you HATED?

I hated geometry. My teacher was a giant asshole.

3. What are 3 things that make you ?

1. People who have super strong opinions but are twats about it.
2. My car.
3. Buying something only to have it break a day later.

4. What's the best thing a non-family member ever made for you?

My friend drew a little stick figure picture of her, her husband, and their baby and wrote below it "We love you!" and slipped it into my laptop case for me to find later.

5. If not peeling potatoes, what jobs would you want to be assigned in the kitchen?

Nothing really, any assigned jobs are the worst ones. Washing vegetables...cutting fruit...terrible jobs. If I have to cut fruit, I eat some of it. That'll show them.

6. Which superhero (male or female) was totally in your wheelhouse, so to speak?

I dunno, I didn't read about many superheroes as a kid. My mom would buy me vampire comics not knowing what they were. I guess that's why I like SiP so much, because it's much more down to earth.

7. If I attend this gathering, I'll find out the specific areas?

More so than if you didn't.

8. What are 3 things that make you ?

Wait, is that one where he spits it out cause it's gross or cause something is funny and it came out his nose?

9. What, exactly, is a hurrying Hermione?

My sister is the one who does that stuff, I was kind of making fun of her without her knowing it. Instead of saying this like, "He was mad", she says, "He's being a grumpy Gus", meant in a humorous way. We have weird senses of humor...

10. Do you enjoy doing laundry?

I like it when I don't have to go out to do it. And everyone loves fresh blankets!

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. True or False; the teacher makes or breaks the class.


2. What's something you bought that broke a day later?


3. What are 3 things that make you ?


4. How come the victim doesn't have limbs?


5. Let's assume it's the funny icon, not the gross one. What are 3 things that make you laugh to the point where if you were drinking, it would come out your nose?


6. What, exactly, is happening in this icon?


7. Were you raised with a specific set of religious beliefs? Do you still hold those today?


8. Do you think parents who shove a set of beliefs down a child's throat wind up with the whole thing backfiring on them later?


9. Are you a "lazy Lily"?


10. What are the hardest questions to answer?

 

[natural tickler]

seems like the observer has MILLIONS of questions doesn't he??

did anyone ever tell you that you have the softest feet ever??😛

 

[BlackestLily]

1. True or False; the teacher makes or breaks the class.

True.

2. What's something you bought that broke a day later?

The last thing was actually a shirt, where I ran it through the washer and dryer and the material had been stripped off from it and small holes were forming.

3. What are 3 things that make you ?

Raises
Upbeat music
The thought of being already moved in to my new place.

4. How come the victim doesn't have limbs?

They retracted back into his body out of fear of being punted.

5. Let's assume it's the funny icon, not the gross one. What are 3 things that make you laugh to the point where if you were drinking, it would come out your nose?

Chappelle Show
My brother
My wife

6. What, exactly, is happening in this icon?

I'm pretty sure the one is tickling the other, but it's titled Poke, so I guess that.

7. Were you raised with a specific set of religious beliefs? Do you still hold those today?

We were taught morality and respect, but not religion. And yes, I still maintain what I was taught.

8. Do you think parents who shove a set of beliefs down a child's throat wind up with the whole thing backfiring on them later?

Sometimes, not always. Sometimes the kids stay with it because it's what they know and then stay with it because it's the most familiar and comfortable.

9. Are you a "lazy Lily"?

LOL No, I'm a lucky Lily.

10. What are the hardest questions to answer?

The ones that ask me very specific things that I don't think about much.

seems like the observer has MILLIONS of questions doesn't he??

did anyone ever tell you that you have the softest feet ever??😛

Yup, he does, it's great isn't it? 😀

Yes, YOU told me that. LOL

 

[thetmfobserver]

We're live with our million and tenth set of questions.


1. Do you enjoy playing in the snow?


2. When something you buy is defective, do you bring it back, or just live with it?


3. What is some upbeat music you've been listening to recently?


4. Do you consider yourself to be a violent person?


5. What, in your mind, makes people funny?


6. Do you turn red when tickled?


7. Are you a creature of habit? Do you like sticking with things that are comfortable, or do you take risks?


8. What was the name of your first crush as a kid? (Specific, and requires thinking. 🙂 )


9. Do you think you have the softest feet ever?


10. What are 3 URL's that make you say ?

 

[BlackestLily]

We're live with our million and tenth set of questions.

1. Do you enjoy playing in the snow?

Yeah! The key in having a snowball fight is building a worthy fort.

2. When something you buy is defective, do you bring it back, or just live with it?

If I can bring it back, I will.

3. What is some upbeat music you've been listening to recently?

Say Hey (I Love You) - Michael Franti

4. Do you consider yourself to be a violent person?

No, not at all.

5. What, in your mind, makes people funny?

Having a dry wit, or finding humor in things that people would normally pass by. Timing helps too. I dunno...I find a lot of things funny for no real reason.

6. Do you turn red when tickled?

I don't THINK I do, but I'm sure my face gets flushed.

7. Are you a creature of habit? Do you like sticking with things that are comfortable, or do you take risks?

I do both, but more comfort with less risks, mostly out of monetary reasons. I'd love to up and move somewhere else. I'd love to learn to ride a motorcycle or go sky diving.

8. What was the name of your first crush as a kid? (Specific, and requires thinking. 🙂 )

Rrrrrrr...I THINK it was a boy in elementary school. His first name was Ryan, but I can't remember what his face even looks like anymore.

9. Do you think you have the softest feet ever?

Umm dunno! I don't touch other people's feet so I really have no comparison.

10. What are 3 URL's that make you say ?

http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

www.powwow.com

 

[Soda Bobinski]

In regards to the next time I see you , do you prefer "va-va-voom" or "hubba hubba"?

 

[BlackestLily]

In regards to the next time I see you , do you prefer "va-va-voom" or "hubba hubba"?

LOL I like hubba hubba better.

 

[Jason Reborn]

hair up or down? 😀

What is your opinon on Ms Miley Cyrus?

 

[BlackestLily]

hair up or down? 😀

What is your opinon on Ms Miley Cyrus?

It's up right now, wrapped around in a twist with a pen! FANCY.

She looks like she's going the way of Lindsay Lohan. Her parents should make sure to give her some good guidance.

 

[Jason Reborn]

It's up right now, wrapped around in a twist with a pen! FANCY.

That's what I call SMEXY

Do you know how badly I wish to be that pen right now? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

That's what I call SMEXY

Do you know how badly I wish to be that pen right now? 😀

LOL I'm guessing a lot.

 

[Jason Reborn]

LOL I'm guessing a lot.

You guessed correctly!

Well, it's time for me to say goodbye...esp since a storm's heading my way...til next time... 😉