Well if you HAVE to ask...

[asutickler]

LOL I heard there's a vicious lava storm coming late next week. You'd better come here as a precaution.

No, that's too close to the lava. Come HERE, Skippy!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL I heard there's a vicious lava storm coming late next week. You'd better come here as a precaution.

In a next to perfect world, I'd be able to come and visit all you assholes that I love more than anything anytime I wanted I miss you.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

No, that's too close to the lava. Come HERE, Skippy!

Same goes for you 🙁 It's WAY too long in between times I get to see you.

 

[BlackestLily]

In a next to perfect world, I'd be able to come and visit all you assholes that I love more than anything anytime I wanted I miss you.

I miss you too. 🙁

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

When you come live with me will you be the butch and stand on centipede patrol?

 

[BlackestLily]

When you come live with me will you be the butch and stand on centipede patrol?

I hope you realize this is something I would only do for you and find completely throw-upy and vile.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I hope you realize this is something I would only do for you and find completely throw-upy and vile.

My wife I'll do something throw-upy and vile for you in exchange 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

My wife I'll do something throw-upy and vile for you in exchange 😀

You make a great wife.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Your middle name ... it is 'Pwned' , isn't it?

 

[BlackestLily]

Your middle name ... it is 'Pwned' , isn't it?

Not. Even. Close. It's Ima Superamazing. One of those cool...double middle names.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

What's it like being pwned all the time?

 

[BlackestLily]

What's it like being pwned all the time?

I'm not sure...you seem to know more. How does it feel? I want to be educated.

 

[asutickler]

I want to be educated.

Do you believe me when I say that you're really, REALLY going to regret uttering that particular sentence? 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you believe me when I say that you're really, REALLY going to regret uttering that particular sentence? 🙂

LOL Nope. I actually refuse to acknowledge this question is valid. It. Never. Happened.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

I'm not sure...you seem to know more. How does it feel? I want to be educated.

Having never been pwned myself , I know nothing of this. I suppose when it comes time for me to pwn you , you can hand in your report first thing Monday morning.


Is your favorite dessert pwned cake?

 

[BlackestLily]

Having never been pwned myself , I know nothing of this. I suppose when it comes time for me to pwn you , you can hand in your report first thing Monday morning.


Is your favorite dessert pwned cake?

Good sir, it is DELICIOUS with strawberries.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Good sir, it is DELICIOUS with strawberries.

Funny ... I would've thought you'd say "bananas".


Are Shakespeareans always demanding from you a pwned of flesh?

 

[BlackestLily]

Funny ... I would've thought you'd say "bananas".


Are Shakespeareans always demanding from you a pwned of flesh?

I'm going to pwned you for your cheesy jokes. 😎

 

[Soda Bobinski]

I'm going to pwned you for your cheesy jokes. 😎

I doubt it ... 'cause , aren't you , pwned-for-pound , the easiest gal to make safeword?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I doubt it ... 'cause , aren't you , pwned-for-pound , the easiest gal to make safeword?

Excuse me for interjecting here, but my wife is part of IFD. She is fucking FEROCIOUS. She does NOT safeword. Not. Any. More.

 

[BlackestLily]

I doubt it ... 'cause , aren't you , pwned-for-pound , the easiest gal to make safeword?

LOL I'm not sure I just got fat joked, pwned joked, or both, but either way, NEVAR.

 

[asutickler]

Excuse me for interjecting here, but my wife is part of IFD. She is fucking FEROCIOUS. She does NOT safeword. Not. Any. More.

Wanna bet?

 

[BlackestLily]

Wanna bet?

Safewords are most expertly used by Rambi's, because they have the most familiarity with being pussies. Wife told me so.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wanna bet?

Yes. Yes I do.

 

[BlackestLily]

Yes. Yes I do.

Infact, for the time it takes me to ever safeword, IF I EVER DO, she gets double that time.