Well if you HAVE to ask...

[BlackestLily]

Have you ever met someone so amazing that you've fallen head over heels in love with that person?

Yes, my wife. 🙂 And I actually don't mean that in a joking way. She's an amazing human being and I love her.

 

[slacker2114]

Is it safe?

 

[Jason Reborn]

Yes, my wife. 🙂 And I actually don't mean that in a joking way. She's an amazing human being and I love her.

Well, that's how I feel about my new love, Stephanie. She's awesome!!! Dare I say even more Awesomer than me!?! 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Is it safe?

...is what safe...? LOL

Well, that's how I feel about my new love, Stephanie. She's awesome!!! Dare I say even more Awesomer than me!?! 😀

Wonderful! Congrats. 🙂

 

[slacker2114]

...is what safe...? LOL

Is it safe?

 

[Jason Reborn]

I take it you never seen Marathon Man? That's the movie theme slacker's "is it safe?" questions are coming from.

 

[BlackestLily]

Is it safe?

Is what safe...?

I take it you never seen Marathon Man? That's the movie theme slacker's "is it safe?" questions are coming from.

I think he's going Jay and Silent Bob for this one...? Perhaps not. I dunno. LOL We had a whole discussion about it one night.

 

[slacker2114]

Nevermind. The joke is ruined. Don't you hate that?

 

[BlackestLily]

Nevermind. The joke is ruined. Don't you hate that?

What did the 3 cannibals give the 4th cannibal who was late for dinner?

 

[slacker2114]

What did the 3 cannibals give the 4th cannibal who was late for dinner?

I dunno. What?

 

[BlackestLily]

I dunno. What?

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..
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THE COLD SHOULDER!!!

 

[slacker2114]

That one might be as bad as your wife's favorite joke.

 

[BlackestLily]

That one might be as bad as your wife's favorite joke.

 

[slacker2114]

Is it Thursday yet?

 

[BlackestLily]

Is it Thursday yet?

I won't be there till Friday, Pooky-Jo.

 

[slacker2114]

I won't be there till Friday, Pooky-Jo.

I know that. It's not all about you, y'know.

Would you prefer to be used as a flail or a battering ram?

 

[BlackestLily]

I know that. It's not all about you, y'know.

Would you prefer to be used as a flail or a battering ram?

If you're in MY thread talking about Thursday, it is all about me. 😉

I'm going to use you as a battering ram against Rhino.

 

[slacker2114]

If you're in MY thread talking about Thursday, it is all about me. 😉

I'm going to use you as a battering ram against Rhino.

I'll give you $20 if you can even lift me off the floor by yourself.

Would you prefer I use you as a shotput for our greeting arrangement?

 

[BlackestLily]

I'll give you $20 if you can even lift me off the floor by yourself.

Would you prefer I use you as a shotput for our greeting arrangement?

You're gonna owe me 20 bucks. That's okay, you can buy me dinner at Steak n Shake. 😀

LOL Only if you yell out FASTBALL SPECIAL!!!

 

[slacker2114]

You're gonna owe me 20 bucks. That's okay, you can buy me dinner at Steak n Shake. 😀

LOL Only if you yell out FASTBALL SPECIAL!!!

I have a strong gut instinct my $20 will be staying in my pocket.

Sweet! I get to play Colossus to your Wolverine. Does that mean as you're sailing thru the air, you're gonna be a whirlwind of cheese and nails?

 

[BlackestLily]

I have a strong gut instinct my $20 will be staying in my pocket.

Sweet! I get to play Colossus to your Wolverine. Does that mean as you're sailing thru the air, you're gonna be a whirlwind of cheese and nails?

I gave Natural a piggyback ride, that money is as good as mine. 😀

That's EXACTLY what it means.

 

[slacker2114]

I gave Natural a piggyback ride, that money is as good as mine. 😀

That's EXACTLY what it means.

How many times must I explain to you that there is a big difference between me and natural? And there's also a big difference between giving a willing rider a piggy-back ride and someone that you're trying to lift and hold sic inches off the floor.

 

[BlackestLily]

How many times must I explain to you that there is a big difference between me and natural? And there's also a big difference between giving a willing rider a piggy-back ride and someone that you're trying to lift and hold sic inches off the floor.

Hey, all you said is I have to "lift you off the floor". That's all I have to do. Once you're lifted the deed is done.

 

[slacker2114]

Hey, all you said is I have to "lift you off the floor". That's all I have to do. Once you're lifted the deed is done.

Well, "lift" has to be defined or you'll just say "Ha, I made one of your legs move. Pay me!". Don't you know how bets work?

 

[BlackestLily]

Well, "lift" has to be defined or you'll just say "Ha, I made one of your legs move. Pay me!". Don't you know how bets work?

LOL Dude, what kind of person do you think I am? One leg? I'll lift you up off the ground, it just may be 3 inches instead of 6, and it may be for 10 seconds instead of 10 minutes, but I can do it. 😀