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west virginia came in second!!!!!

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in the nation...forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr being the fattest state...ahh i'm so proud...i would like to thank all the big people for making this honor a reality..

damn, seriously...what a thing to come in second in the nation for...i have will power...why the hell can't other people??

i guess it doesn't take much energy to sit on the front porch, chew on a chaw...suck on a straw...spit out what's left of your teeth..scratch one bare foot with another...call out to your sister...errrr i mean wife to fetch you another beer...while she struggles out pregnant to the teeth...coughing out coal dust from your lung...getting up finally to make a trip to the backyard for a little out house time...cranking up the generator for some E lectricity...

ahh..i only allow those who are actually born and raised in this great state to poke fun at it...

we got ourselves indoor plumbin last year...excuse me while i go out back to shoot me up some supper...i reckon i done saw a possum that will make for mighty tasty fixins...ack...
 
Who's on first? I think it was Mississippi a year or two ago, yes?

Well, for what it's worth, Florida came in second in States with the least amount of charity workers. Which is to say that most Floridians aren't willing/able to help out their fellow man simply to be of help.
 
I know I heard afew years ago that the fattest city was Philly, which isn't that surprising in that the food there is fantastic(Mmm, cheeeesesteak), and I think I'd want to add afew pounds as insulation against the cold.
 
ok now i'm hungry lol...

Well, yew jest wait out there on the swang, and I'll git granny to whip us up some possum, Izzy-Mae! 😉
 

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^ *smack* grrrrrr are you from West Virginny? i mean errr Virginia??? how dare you young man..tsk tsk tsk..:ggrin:
 
Almost heaven, west virginia
Blue ridge mountains
Shenandoah river -
Life is old there
Older than the trees
Younger than the mountains
Growin like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

All my memories gathered round her
Miners lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine
Teardrops in my eye

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

I hear her voice
In the mornin hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And drivin down the road I get a feelin
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, now country roads
Take me home, now country roads
 
Almost heaven, west virginia
Blue ridge mountains
Shenandoah river -
Life is old there
Older than the trees
Younger than the mountains
Growin like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

All my memories gathered round her
Miners lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine
Teardrops in my eye

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

I hear her voice
In the mornin hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And drivin down the road I get a feelin
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, now country roads
Take me home, now country roads

uh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
You live in WV?!?!?

You're so close to me!!!!! *explodes with happiness at the thought of being so close to greatness*
 
You live in WV?!?!?

You're so close to me!!!!! *explodes with happiness at the thought of being so close to greatness*

i used to live closer when i lived in north central WV...now i'm down south west...on the ohio, kentucky border...

and what do you mean by greatness????? hmmmmmm have you been peeking in the shower???? :ggrin:
 
i used to live closer when i lived in north central WV...now i'm down south west...on the ohio, kentucky border...

and what do you mean by greatness????? hmmmmmm have you been peeking in the shower???? :ggrin:

Damn...I've been caught!!!

Hey, that's not too far! We're still neighbors...

Anytime you're up this way, let me know...maybe we can grab some coffee or something...

And I've been to WV on multiple occasions...I didn't see an abundance of portly citizens...? Maybe they were hiding?
 
i used to live closer when i lived in north central WV...now i'm down south west...on the ohio, kentucky border...

and what do you mean by greatness????? hmmmmmm have you been peeking in the shower???? :ggrin:

You are really in WV? How close to the huntington/barboursville area? I just saw your post about that and I was totally shocked to read it....
 
You are really in WV? How close to the huntington/barboursville area? I just saw your post about that and I was totally shocked to read it....

my lips are sealed.....:shock: :ggrin:

and Camel neato..same thing with me..if you are ever down this way...
 
I haven't been down that far in a while...last time I was down that way was junior year of college...a few guy friends and I went to Morgantown to a place called "The Den"...we needed some pipes...and everclear...

Your state...fabulous...we can't get either of those things here...and the people were particularly friendly...

I accidentally drove through weirton once on the way back from a concert at the Post Gazette Pavillion...needed gas...got lost...oy...

If I ever make it down that way again, I will let you know!!!
 
I knew this guy who worked hereabouts as a faculty member for a local community college. He was from W. VA and that's where he retired to. He was an insane (as in highly knowledgeable) railroad buff. Nice guy. I still miss him.
 
Ya know, Izzy...we have ways of making you talk...😉
 
WV is a very nice, no beautiful state to visit. I need to visit real soon!
 
Trust me...it would be a fair fight! 😉

And a fun one at that!

I vote we have a NEST convention in Pittsburgh...
 
See Izzy? You and tffan can carpool!!! 😛

And yes, Angelboy...I would find a great way to make her talk...😉 Or at least giggle/laugh a whole lot...😀
:feather::feather::feather:
 
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