in the nation...forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr being the fattest state...ahh i'm so proud...i would like to thank all the big people for making this honor a reality..
damn, seriously...what a thing to come in second in the nation for...i have will power...why the hell can't other people??
i guess it doesn't take much energy to sit on the front porch, chew on a chaw...suck on a straw...spit out what's left of your teeth..scratch one bare foot with another...call out to your sister...errrr i mean wife to fetch you another beer...while she struggles out pregnant to the teeth...coughing out coal dust from your lung...getting up finally to make a trip to the backyard for a little out house time...cranking up the generator for some E lectricity...
ahh..i only allow those who are actually born and raised in this great state to poke fun at it...
we got ourselves indoor plumbin last year...excuse me while i go out back to shoot me up some supper...i reckon i done saw a possum that will make for mighty tasty fixins...ack...